"Mistletoe Kisses" 

by littlemissjazz 

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***Script Starts Here 


[Sound of party ambience including chatter, soft Christmas music & glasses clinking] 


(nervously clears throat) Um…hi! Hey! 


(giggles giddily) [A pause] Yeah, of course, I came! It is a mandatory Christmas party. 


[A pause] (groans) God, can you believe it? A mandatory Christmas party? Give me a ******* break. It’s just a way for the boss to not look like an asshole. 


[A pause] Ugh, you’re right! This Secret Santa thing sucks too! We’re supposed to do it at the end of the night. 


You know I got Kevin for mine? The guy is practically a stone wall! I swear, he has the personality of a limp noodle. I had no idea what he wanted, so I just got him a gift card to Starbucks. Everybody likes Starbucks, right? 


But despite all of the cons, the boss did allow for song requests and he got catering for snacks. Plus, karaoke and the mini bar is open…which is why you see some of our coworkers absolutely slizzered. You should’ve been here when they first opened it. I couldn’t even get a glass of water without being trampled. 


(laughs) And oh, my God, you should’ve seen Karen from HR singing Whitney Houston a few minutes ago! The woman was practically falling out of her clothes. [A pause] (giggles) Right? Picture old, annoying Karen flashing her panties singing “I’m Every Woman”. (sighs) I wish you would’ve been here to see it. 


[A pause] (giggles shyly) Well, thank you. I do try to clean up nice when it’s not a pencil skirt and a button-down. You clean up good too, you know. Red is really your color. Especially for the holiday season. 


[A pause] You what? Sorry…you what? [A pause] ****! Sorry, I’m so deaf. I can barely hear you over all of this noise. 


[A pause] Somewhere more private? No, no, sure! I’d…I’d like that. Here, I know a place, but pinky swear not to tell anybody. 


[A pause] Good. Let me just get us some drinks and then we can head out. 


***Scene Cut 


[Sound of footsteps] 


(giggles) Shh-shh! Come on, this way! [A pause] No way, nobody noticed us sneak away. Not even the boss. He wasn’t even in the room! Probably ******* his secretary in the broom closet like he always does. 


Besides, if anyone did, who the **** cares? People sneak off from these things all the time. These Christmas parties are just a way for employees to get drunk and get some ass without getting in trouble for it. But we won’t be doing any of that. 


(whispering) Okay, here we go. Hold these mugs for me. [A pause] (giggles) You’re damn right I got us hot chocolate. And with extra marshmallows. I told the bartender specifically. 


Alright…now let me just get the key. 


[Sound of door opening & closing] 


This is the HR office. They always keep a spare key under the door. I used to come back here to eat lunch or to, um…never mind. It’s not important. These are the best offices other than the boss’s. The view from the window is gorgeous! It’s gonna snow tonight so we can drink our hot cocoa while we watch it. 


[A pause] (mockingly scoffs) Hey, I’m not a nerd! Excuse me for wanting to get a Christmas-y feel! Geez! Make fun of me when you realize how glorious the view is. 


And here we are. Flick on that light, please. [A pause] (giggles) Cute decorations, right? HR really went all out with the Christmas décor this year. 


[A pause] Yeah, feel free to sit down and get comfy. I’m gonna hop up on this desk and kick off my heels. You don’t mind, do you? [A pause] Good because even though these shoes are cute, they hurt like a bitch. (sighs) That’s better. 


[A pause] Huh? Oh…yeah, I did paint little white dots on my toes. For snow. Is that weird? [A pause] (giggles shyly) It’s adorable, huh? Well, usually, I’d fight anyone who calls me adorable, buuut I’ll let it slide since it’s you. 


[A pause] Of course! You’re one of the coolest people who work here. You’re not about the work room gossip, but you’re always down to talk about it and not run your mouth. You’re about your work and your skills, and I think that’s rare. Plus, you’ve got great fashion taste. 


[A pause] (tuts) Oh, hush! I remember that one Monday you came in wearing those coral heels and literally, half of the women working here came in the next week wearing coral heels. And you’re ******* hilarious and easy-going. You give a shit about your money, but not about the boss or the supervisors because you know they’re full of it too. 


[A pause] (shyly) Aw, come on, I’m not that special. You’re just complimenting me because I gushed over you. [A pause] Well, I mean…if you’re calling me gorgeous, then I guess it must be true. 


(clears throat) Um…hey, let’s dig into this hot chocolate, huh? It’ll be cold by the time we finally drink it. [A pause as you drink] Mmm, that’s good. The bartender really outdid himself. 


[A pause] What do I think our coworkers are doing right now? Hmm, not much. Probably drinking themselves into a stupor and then ******* in the executive bathroom. Like I said, that’s all they do at these Christmas parties. 


Don’t get me wrong; I enjoy these kinds of parties. But, ****! I hate seeing our coworkers like this. It makes for great gossip the week after, but it really does morph your perception of them. 


[A pause] (laughs) You’re not a fan of these parties, hm? I remember you mentioning that before. How come you decided to come to this one? The idea of karaoke and Secret Santa turn you on to the idea? 


[A pause] What are you doing? …Um…no, no! It’s fine! You just got really close is all. But no, feel free to sit with me on the desk. It’s no big deal… 


(clears throat) (nervously) U-Uh, what’s that gift you got there? [A pause] For your Secret Santa? Then why do you have it now, silly? You have to wait until tonight to… 


For me? Wait…I’m your Secret Santa? [A pause] You wanna give it to me now? Are you sure? 


Well…if you’re sure. I’ll open it now then. I don’t need any of our coworkers standing around and saying some passive aggressive bullshit when their gifts are half-assed. [A pause] (scoffs) Please! I have complete high hopes that this gift will be something up to my satisfaction. 


[Sound of paper ripping] 


Oh…wow. It’s a necklace. Wait, are these real diamonds? [A pause] What?! Dude, where did you even get this? [A pause]  That’s smart. Macy’s and their sales are always the way to go, but…****, for me? Really? 


(softly) I…I don’t know what to say. Sorry, I know I’m being weird, I just…this is beautiful. [A pause] (giggles) Yes! Yes, I love it! I just wanna hug you! 


Um…are you okay? What are you looking at? [A pause] What…oh! Wow, mistletoe! (softly) You know…I could do a lot more than just hug you to thank you for this gift. If you don’t mind…could I maybe kiss you? Just once? I mean, there is a mistletoe and those are the rules. 


[A pause] Okay, good. Just…tell me if this is weird and I’ll stop. 


[Sound of kissing] Wow…that was really, really nice. [A pause] (giggles) You’re so ******* cute. Of course, we can do it again. 


[Kissing in between dialogue] Your lips taste so good. Like chocolate. Do I taste good too? You know…I always thought about doing this to you. Kissing your lips…sliding my hands down your sides… (giggles) Yeah. Is it lame that I’m saying that? I’ve never tried to be too obvious about my crush on you. 


[A pause] You’ve thought about me too? That makes me so…so happy. Can I show you how much? Can I kiss you more? Or we don’t have to if you don’t want to! I just thought that– [She stops you with a kiss] 


(giggles) Was that to shut me up? Okay, fine, bossy. We’ll do this your way then. 


[Kissing & softly moaning between dialogue] Yes, grab me. Stroke my body…my hips…my legs. ****, I’ve dreamed of your hands on me for so many months. For so long, I wanted to ask you out…maybe for a coffee date. But this damn sure beats any coffee date. 


[Softly gasps & moans] Yes, kiss down my neck. Your lips are so soft…so warm. Yeah, you can unzip me. Here… [Sound of a zipper] 


(giggles) Do you like them? Yeah, I decided to go without a bra. I’m surprised you didn’t see how hard my nipples were. Yes, kiss them. Suck on them please. I need to feel your mouth on them. 


[Moaning improv as she sucks on your *******] 

[Softly moaning] God, yes, touch me! ****, your lips and your tongue feel so good on my hard nipples. Yes, you can touch me there too…if you want. [A pause] (giggles) Of course, I want you too. I’m sure you’ll be able to feel how much I want you to as well. 


[Moaning louder] Yes, stroke me there. Aren’t I so wet? (giggles) That’s because of you. As soon as I saw you in that red dress. It took everything in me to not melt into a puddle at the sight of you. 


What are you doing? (gasps loudly) No, no, please don’t stop! Keep going! Circle my little clit through my red, lace panties like that. [Moaning improv as she strokes you] 


You like them, don’t you? [A pause] But they’ll have to come down, hm? That’s fine by me. Take them off. I want your tongue and fingers on me. Let me just scoot up on the desk and– 


[Sound of a glass breaking] Oh, shit! (laughs) Shh! Hopefully they won’t notice it’s broken. But we can worry about that later. Our business lies between each other right now. 


Here, let me open my legs a little wider..and I can lean back against the desk for you. Yeah, I’ll be careful. (giggles) Okay, baby. I’m all yours. Do with me as you wish. 


[Moaning & gasping between dialogue] You…you’re such a tease! As good as you kissing my inner thighs and circling my clit feels…God, it’s torture! Please! Lick me, baby. Please take care of me. I’m not sure if I can take much more of this. 


[Moaning & whimpering dialogue in between dialogue] Yes! Right there! Lick up and down my slit. Oh, yes, baby, take me. Take that needy clit into that pretty mouth. 


(gasps & whimpers) Oh...Oh, my God. I cannot believe this is really happening. I’ve dreamed of this for so long. Of your mouth on my *****. And now that it’s happening… God, I’m so close to exploding all over your tongue. 


No, no, not yet, baby. I wouldn’t wanna spoil this. 


[Moaning, gasping & whimpering improv as she fingers you & eats you out] Ah, yes! Your finger feels so good! Yes, curl it upwards like that. Get my G-spot. Y-You can even add another if you’d like. 


Yes, like that! Fuuuck, that’s good! Yes, **** me, baby! **** me with your fingers and your tongue. Give me what I want while you take what you want. Let me grab your hair. Oh, ****, yes! That’s so ******* good! 


[Moaning improv intensify as you get closer to climax] Oh, my God! Oh, ****, I’m gonna cum, baby! I’m gonna cum for you! Let me grind my hips into your face… 


Oh, yes! God, I’m cumming, babe! I’m cumming for you! Cover my mouth! 


[Climax improv] 


Yes, keep going please! No, no, don’t stop! Keep going please. Oh, ****, I’m still cumming. Ooooh, those shivers… Mmm, they feel so good. You’re doing me so good, baby. 


[Heavy breathing & panting] Oh, wow…oh, my God. That was AMAZING. [A pause] No, no, you were perfect! I wasn’t too loud, was I? You’re right; it shouldn’t matter even if someone did hear us. 


(giggles) That’s a cute little blush. Does the idea of someone hearing us turn you on, sweetie? Maybe I should reward you for such a great job. Here, come back up here and sit beside me. 


[Sound of kissing] I taste delicious on your lips. You taste so good…every single part of you. Your neck [Kiss.] your shoulders [Kiss.] that little spot behind your ear [Kiss.]right down to your collarbone. Can I unzip your dress? 


[A pause] ****, I can’t wait to see what you look like without it. 


[Sound of a zipper] Your ******* look so good in this lacey bra. Did you wear this for me, babe? You look so ******* good in it. I need to taste them. 


[Wet tongue flicks & soft kissing as you suck her nipples] ****! Your **** taste so good. Mmm, and they’re so soft in my hands. You like the way I fondle them? 
 

[Wet suckling sounds & dirty talk improv as you continue to suck her *******] 
 

Can you feel my fingers sneaking under your dress? I want to see if your underwear is just as cute as your bra. Matching panties too, huh? They look so pretty against your skin. 


Don’t mind if I...take ‘em off….with my teeth. [A slight pause as you take her panties down with your teeth] Yeah, you like my teeth grazing against your soft skin? Mmm, you’re so sexy, babe. 
 

(gasps softly) Wow...you’re so pretty down here. And so wet! Are you really that turned on? Mmm, good. But maybe I can up the tempo a bit. I’m going to start by… [Soft kissing sounds] kissing those sweet inner thighs. And slowly make my way to those glistening...wet...luscious...lips. (moans loudly) ****! You taste so sweet. I love licking your slit, savoring your taste. 


(giggles) Don’t like me teasing you, babe? Fine by me. Let’s see what happens when I kiss and lick that cute little clit of yours. 


[Cunnlingus improv w/ moaning in between dialogue] Mmmm, ****! Your moans are so good. Does this feel good to you, baby? Yeah? How about I add a finger? Think you can take it? 


(moans) Ohhh, God, you’re tight! You’re soaking my entire finger. ****, I need to taste you again. I feel like I’ll die of thirst if I don’t. 
 

[Moaning & wet cunnlingus sounds as you eat her out] Yes, baby, run your fingers through my hair. Pull on it if you want to. I can take it. I’m a big girl. Yes, arch your ******* back, babe. I love looking up at you and seeing those **** glisten in the moonlight. You are so ******* pretty. 
 

[Cunnlingus sounds intensify as she gets closer] Mmm! You’re gonna cum, aren’t you? Oh, ****, I can feel you tightening around my finger. Cum for me, babe. Buck those hips into me and cum all over my face. I want you to. 


Let me **** you faster. [Moaning as you urge her to climax] Yes, baby! ******* cum for me! Pour your sweet honey down my throat. Yes, God yes, cum! Cum for me please! Please, baby! 


[Moaning & wet tongue flicks intensify as she climaxes before settling] 
 
 
(gasps softly) Wow...oh, wow. You came so much, baby. My lips are so wet now. (giggles) Don’t look so embarrassed, baby! I liked it. (nervously) Did you like it too? 


[A pause] (pleased) I’m glad. Let me just clean all that up for you first. 
 
 
[Wet tongue flicking sounds] Mmm, so sweet. Like the sweetest candy cane. Here, let me come back up and sit next to you. 


(giggles) Hi. So what do we do now? [A pause] Well, it was your idea to go somewhere more private. We can either go back to the party and pretend we didn’t just play with each other’s pussies…or we maybe…just maybe…we could stay here? Just for a while? 


[A pause] (giggles softly) Yeah…I like that idea too. 


***Script Ends Here