You are doctor ****, a doctor living in Chicago. A patient is brought to you in a coma. No one knows who he is, just that he collapsed in front of the hospital with a note in his hand and a pendant in his pocket. As you examine him you discover that he is a Verant matron, a person who has paid into the Verant medical fund for years. The discovery of this causes you to become angry for several reasons.

> You read the note.
As you read the note, you recognize the pendant. It is the Staine sigul, a gift from your late father, a member of the Guild.

> You read the note.
The note is signed by the Blacksmith. You immediately become angry, why was the Blacksmith using a Guild member as a pawn?

> You investigate the pendant.
You examine the pendant, a gift from your father. The pendant is covered with small symbols, guild marks which represent the years of service given to the Guild.

> You ask father about the pendant and the note.
Your father replies that the note is a threat. It was meant to cajole you into giving up your investigation, but he knew you would see through such a weak ruse.

> You give up on your investigation.
You give up your attempt at solving this mystery, all you can do now is hope that the Blacksmith stops his Blackout attack on the city.

> You go home.
As you walk through the streets of the city, you encounter a bizarre scene.

> You say "wat dis hmm? :3"
A woman lies on the street. She is wearing a plain white dress, and is holding a pair of books. Her face is pale and her eyes are glazed. She seems to be dead.

> You say "hello, may I have those books?"
The woman looks at you, still silent. Her eyes are blank. You decide you should take the books from her.
You slowly reach down to the woman's hand.
As your hand touches the book it suddenly flies open, revealing a picture of a cartoon bomb with legs. You fall into the book and are transported to Bob Omb Battlefield from Super Mario 64 for the Nintendo 64.
You hear a booming sound. You see a giant, purple Oompa-Loompa walk out of a door.
"Hello!
"Use the control stick to aim, then press A to fire."
You aim your gun. You see a Goomba walk, then run, out of another door.
"Good luck!"
The Oompa-Loompa disappears as you hear the sound of gunfire.

> You travel to the top of Bob Omb Battlefield, where King Bob Omb lives.
You arrive at the summit. You see the Goomba King, as well as Koopatrols, Paratroopas, Lakitu, and other enemies you've faced before.

> You use your doctor powers to fight the enemies.
You use your doctor skills to heal your wounds. You feel a lot better now.
The enemies are confused by your strange suits, or are simply too scared to attack.
"What's going on?"
"I'm the big bob omb, lord of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms the world over"
You start to laugh, as the big omb's subjects join in.
"I don't know how I got here exactly, but I'm glad you got me out of that book, the oink king"

> You backwards long jump through the king and back out into the real world.
You stick your head back into the real world. You are suddenly engulfed in flame, which sets you alight and turns you into a cinder. This is painful but not fatal.

> You put yourself out with a water spell.
Your spell works perfectly, putting out the fire. You're so happy that you've found the exit, but then another pain hits you, and the floor flies up to meet your face.

> You use an anti-floor spell.
You cast the anti-floor spell, and you feel yourself becoming weightless. The floor falls back down and the pain goes away. You've never felt anything like this.

> You use an anti-float spell.
The anti-float spell works, and you're thrust back down to the floor. You have no idea what's going on, and you try the float spell again, but nothing happens. It seems to have worn off.

> You realize you are a doctor, not a wizard.
You think to yourself, "I'm a doctor, not a wizard!" You have a sudden realization that you've never even learned how to fly!

> You slap your forhead.
"I'm a bloody doctor! Not a wizard!" You say in an accusatory voice. "I don't have magical powers!"
Suddenly, you begin to laugh.

> You continue laughing harder and harder.
Your face becomes redder and redder, and you laugh so hard that you now hurt all over. You laugh until your face turns purple.
Boom!
You feel the entire stadium explode.

> You wake up at home all snuggly and warm in your blankey.
You're not in your bed. You're in some kind of chair, wrapped up very warm, and you can hear the sound of a fireplace.

> You say "wait a sec!! dis not my blankey >:("
Your voice is muffled by the blankey, but you can hear your sister scream.
"Sssssshhhhh!! Sissy don't say dat!!!" a voice says.

> You get really really angry about your blankey.
"Why do you have my blankey!" You demand.
"Just gimme a min, plivy!!" The voice says.
You turn your precious little head around to see who is talking. When you turn, the chair turns with you. You don't like this at all. Now you are sitting on the floor.

> You say "dada is dat you :O"
"Yes, plivy." A man says, coming out of the shadows. He is wearing a long black coat and a strange hat.

> You giggle and pull on dada's moustache.
"Dada!" You laugh.
"Yes, plivy?" Your father asks.
"I want my blankey back!" You pout.
He laughs.

> You rip dada's eyebrows off in a fit of rage.
You stick your thumbs right into the corners of your father's eyes, and he stumbles back with a yelp. Then you laugh gleefully.
"I'm gonna find a way out of here."

> You escape to the countryside.
You run outside the black castle, and you are free. The sun is shining, birds are singing, you can hear the cattle lowing--but you are hungry. You have had enough of this place.

> You lie down gazing into the sky "Ah, finally I can rest, my quest is over and I won"
You lay down and close your eyes. You are so tired. Before you know it, you are fast asleep.
You awaken lying next to a large river with the water just up to your knees.

> You say "W-w-where am I?"
You ask the man sitting next to you on a log. He is as ugly as sin with a hunched back and crooked nose.

> You snap his nose off.
"Ow!" He says.
"Say, who are you?" You ask.
He puts a finger to his crooked nose.
"I am Melcar the One-Eyed." He says.

> You say "ok cool bye"
"I need to get home, I have so much to do"
Melcar says.

> You say "yeah mmhmm sure"
"Follow me."
He says and begins walking upstream. You need to find out what he is up to, so you follow him. You both soon come to a cave.

> You say "i need to go home dada has my blankey"
"No problem, plivy." He says.
"Dada!" You yell as loud as you can.
Your father comes out of the cave. He looks old and tired.

> You say "have you got my blankey dada i needs it so bad :3"
"No, plivy." He says. "You lost it in the castle."
"Oh." You say disappointedly.
"Now, it's bedtime." Your father says.

> You say "ok dada"
"Good night, plivy."
"Good night."
You walk up the steps and into your room. You hop in bed and pull the covers over yourself. You are suddenly very tired.

> You pass away peacefully in your sleep.