May "/o/'s too old for me" Dave
May "Anaconda in my Honda" Dave
May "Here comes the train" Dave
May "Dora, I'd explore 'er" Dave
May "Chloroform GAS GAS GAS" Dave
May "Molest her like Podesta" Dave
May "Thirteen? Give her peen" Dave
May "2nd place but 1st grade" Dave
May ""Pizza" delivery driver" Dave
May "Running in the 90's kids" Dave
May "Short Shifter Kid Fister" Dave
May "If shes 8, she gets laid" Dave
May "She's mature for her age" Dave
May "Underage Shitter Splitter" Dave
May "Death grip around my dick" Dave
May "got the buspass to her ass" Dave
May "she screams like a Ferrari" Dave
May "Angsty like a young teenager" Dave
May "18's too old, watch /o/ fold" Dave
May "/o/'s going down and so am I" Dave
May "Put The Top Gear in her Rear" Dave
May "Candy for the underage Tranny" Dave
May "Wrecking my teams like my teens" Dave
May "put her on my knees in My nisaan" Dave
May "Turning a Shitbox into a rapebox" Dave
May "My cars I zoom, my girls I groom" Dave
May "I drive a shitbox but I **** hers" Dave
May "Going through youths like deja vu" Dave
May "/mlp/ steals little girls from me" Dave
May "Time flies when you're having fun" Dave
May "Ask For Direction get an Erection" Dave
May "Youd be suprise how young my gf is" Dave
May "I like my age like I like my score" Dave
May "I came inside her in my 458 Spyder" Dave
May "when /o/ lose, young girls I abuse" Dave
May "Double Declutch into a kids crotch" Dave
May "fill her with goo after she turns 2" Dave
May "A cumswap is better than an LS1 swap" Dave
May "I hate Topkek, loli ass i will wreck" Dave
May "There's two types of rims that I like" Dave
May "/o/ are finished, and I might as well" Dave
May "Can't beat /mlp/, but I'll beat to **" Dave
May "Miata can't score, Kiana and I? Sure." Dave
May "out of the diapers and into my dungeon" Dave
May "Diddle Diddle, my girlfriend is little" Dave
May "/o/ might not finish first, but I will" Dave
May "preteens are sweet; /mlp/ i can't beat" Dave
May "/o/'s year, baby? One I want, maybe..." Dave
May "It's /o/'s year and her preschool year" Dave
May "my tactics suck harder than my daughter" Dave
May "/o/'s had more years than my girlfriend" Dave
May "I hate ponies but I love their audience" Dave
May "Did I say you wouldn't be used? Walrused" Dave
May "In the wake of my ban, I start up my van" Dave
May "back to the Babbies in more ways than one" Dave
May "I'll always circumvent the age of consent" Dave
May "do maydave math 1 + 1 bum is end of whore" Dave
May "If they bleed they're too old for my seed" Dave
May "Tattled on Fabia while touching teen labia" Dave
May "Goodbye Title Racey, Hello John Wayne Gacy" Dave
May "if her age is dubs she's too old for a rub" Dave
May "Take away her lolipop and give her my ****" Dave
May "My engine runs lean so i show them my peen" Dave
May "I filled her with goo and she just said wew" Dave
May "I might hate Awoo~, but at least my gf is 2" Dave
May "There doesn't have to be grass on the field" Dave
May "old enough for ABCs is old enough to please" Dave
May "Old enough to be her father but I'm only 28" Dave
May "My 2007 Peugeot is older than my girlfriend" Dave
May "Title hopes have died, so I will cum inside" Dave
May "I jerked off to Lazytown before it was cool" Dave
May "I'm thinking of the children, Helen Lovejoy" Dave
May "I can't stand DN, so I'll rape a teen again" Dave
May "old enough to walk, old enough for my stalk" Dave
May "Call her Keksandra, 'cause I'm gonna ram her" Dave
May "dont need age of consent to get my dick bent" Dave
May "had a bad gameplan and young girls in my van" Dave
May "/o/ are the best, and my gf has a flat chest" Dave
May "I'm out of the final so she takes it vaginal" Dave
May "Sucking underage teat on my Honda's backseat" Dave
May "[s4s] was mean so I'll stick it in a preteen" Dave
May "can't stay Elite so I'll suck this kid's teat" Dave
May "/o/ play like dung, but she's never too young" Dave
May "when the eurobeat stops my girls get the ****" Dave
May "My team can't pass, so I'll put it in her ass" Dave
May "I lost to the foals, 10 year olds are my goal" Dave
May "My team is a folly, but at least I've got loli" Dave
May "rigged it for /o/, near kids my dick will grow" Dave
May "/o/'s tactics were mild while I ****** a child" Dave
May "kicked off of /o/ to the elementary school I go" Dave
May "Give her the meat because /o/ keep getting beat" Dave
May "/o/'s my bitch and so is this six year old girl" Dave
May "Prepare her for trouble, I'm giving her doubles" Dave
May "/o/ have no defense, preteens are my preference" Dave
May "I'm a member of WAT but my member's in her butt" Dave
May "Banned from Summer, I guess I'll just thumb her" Dave
May "Can't manage LS1 Swap, so it's cherries I'll pop" Dave
May "Give preteens the tip cause I let the title slip" Dave
May "It really is a shame /o/ doesn't have a U18 team" Dave
May "I hate dank memes, but preteens are in my dreams" Dave
May "Using Preschool vaginal fluid as my blinker fluid" Dave
May "made /o/ look like a tool on the wat to preschool" Dave
May "/o/'s fuckups are nonsense, unlike Adam Johnson's" Dave
May "My tactics are lacking; young girls I'm attacking" Dave
May "Denmark's my territory, then I mark her territory" Dave
May "**** her in the ass after her 3rd grade math class" Dave
May "When she sings nursery rhymes that means it's time" Dave
May "I'm in the penal system, she's in my penile system" Dave
May "she called me a dum dum so I put it in her bum bum" Dave
May "My Twingo won't yield if there's grass on the field" Dave
May "13-year-olds get the dong when my tactics are wrong" Dave
May "i don't use the blinker i go straight for the pinker" Dave
May "they found my NAMBLA membership card in the glovebox" Dave
May "I commit statutory because I can't lead /o/ to glory" Dave
May "It's still not /o/'s year, but I'm still in her rear" Dave
May "Jimmy Saville's my idol, because I can't win a title" Dave
May "Can't get /o/ to win, so I'll rape that preteen again" Dave
May "if she can color inside the line then her body is fine" Dave
May "/o/'s managed by Fabia while I touch that girl's labia" Dave
May "/o/ can't perform, but at least I still have chloroform" Dave
May "Can't grant victory to cars, so I'll put it in her arse" Dave
May "Title chances down the shitter, so call me Gary Glitter" Dave
May "Best pony is whichever one attracts little girls for me" Dave
May "Blew my elite *** chance while a girl messed up my pants" Dave
May "/o/ won't get a star, but I've got young girls in my car" Dave
May "Watch my title chances disappear while I put in her rear" Dave
May "Triggered by [s4s], but at least my GF's got a flat chest" Dave
May "/o/'s best performance is like my girlfriend's grade: 2nd" Dave
May "Oversteering into a corner while a preteen Sucks my Boner" Dave
May "I hate repeating integers, so I'll slide my dick into her" Dave
May "My tactics are like my girlfriends: In an elementary stage" Dave
May "I like girls who are small, because I can't grasp football" Dave
May "/o/'s title hopes have disintegrated; I need to be medicated" Dave
May "My team's not fine or dandy, but I am when I give them candy" Dave
May "I lost to the mares, so I'll rape girls while they're unawares" Dave
May "No chance of a title race, so I'll touch a kid's private place" Dave
May "Triggered by Bateman and Shrek, so I'll get a preteen to give me neck" Dave
May "good thing I'm better at running from the authorities than I am at PES" Dave
May "I started browsing 4chan because I heard it's a place where pedophiles can be without being ridiculed" Dave
May "Twingos' seats fold down to make a bed, but only preteens are small enough to ride me cowgirl with the limited headroom" Dave