Chloe the Orca, she's a mighty fine dame
Swimming in the ocean, she's got no shame
She's black and white, with a shiny smile
But there's somethin' 'bout her that's been drawin' attention for a while

Chloe's got a secret, a little dirty trick
She refuses to take a bath, she's really slick
She jumps and splashes, making waves all around
But when it comes to soap and water, she just can't be found

Oh Chloe, take a bath, won't you please?
Splash that water all around, get yourself clean
Chloe, oh Chloe, you're such a playful sight
But please, oh please, take a bath tonight

Chloe, Chloe, won't you please take a bath?
Your stench is so strong, it could make a grown man gag (eww)
I'm holdin' my breath, tryin' not to pass out
But your odor's so intense, it's knockin' people out (uh-oh)

The smell is so bad, it's got me on my knees
I'm beggin' you, girl, won't you listen, please?
You've got the power to make the flowers wilt
And I heard three people died from your natural scent

Oh Chloe, take a bath, won't you please?
Splash that water all around, get yourself clean
Chloe, oh Chloe, you're such a playful sight
But please, oh please, take a bath tonight

Chloe, please, oh please, take a bath tonight

I'm begging you, girl
I'm about to hurl
This isn't a joke
I'm about to choke

oh f**k