Bald pimpin12 starts to eat dragon link cereal, can a person physically mald if they are bald?  He thinks that as he reads a Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfic novel.  Phantom knight raidraptor is best deck.  BP fanfiction monkaDog.  Don’t forget 🅱ENDULUM!!!!!! Oh shit I left the toilet open. Then, suddenly, Jeff appears from a bush. “You want any tops kid?” *unzips* EDP WITH AN RKO OUTTA NOWHERE FOR THE CUPACAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @trishulattv is a better streamer than I am (no this is a dig at bp12) 🅱endulum *unpacks THROBBING mystic mine deck about this kid* unfortunately EDP445 was banned for being too effective against Prank-kids 🅱endulum!!
And then, he makes a video about being banned unfairly.  That’s crazy. “I was jokingly banned,” bp12 proceeds to say.  Then he gets the idea after a long day of recording and malding while bald, which is TAKE IT AWAY JEF! F.   Lord Zedd commands EDP, The Nasty Knight, & Eye Guy to finish on and finish off bitchpussy12 while applying some hair regrowing spray to mald the next day.  Jeff proceeds to say “do you like your high school crush?” bp12 proceeds to say, “im with my middle school one rn how could you say that? No, I could never love a woman with more hair follicles than me. “ She just got out of elementary school a day ago.  MonkaS.
LINK SUMMONING WAS A MISTAKE. And now our heroes tired and now, why is this more coherent than some sonic fanfictions? Clip it.  Jeff now says “lets go get farfa for our next adventure!”  Their next adventure is YCS quarantine.  BIFF BIFF pendulum is best deck BIFF and his dark magician girl body pillow.  JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF.  What.  Love big pimpin. Inb4 this scares away new viewers.  It’s okay I swear he does content other than this.  Rita repulse & Lord Zedd cross their staves yelling, “Make my monster grow!”, and striking EDP with magic lightning.  He grows to the size of a skyscraper proclaiming, “This will make an epic shit pic!” 
Now at farfas house they open the door and find farfa sniffing crack off his body pillow collection.  It’s about to get wayyyy weirder. Joe.  i....i....willl you hold my hand ples ;_( its ok just use misc effect to protect yourself.  Farfa viewer... makes sense KEKWAIT its an crying face chain called by target your mom.  PK IS THE BEST DECK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! the next mona lisa.  There is not enough twizz in this.  Time to twizz it up!! “Twizz your fizzle”  
Ghost Dolka is the best Yu-Gi-Oh! Player ever with his buster PK deck Smiley face! Mr. Moore just wanted to be ****** in the ass like a chad.  Imagine playing yugioh.  Watching mike’s homework folder like alex’s kalut beating it down like down beat kekwait that’s a little sus. And the buster bladers bust in to kidnap anyone who would expose how good buster is so the deck wont get hit. Ah thank you, im not the best but thank you anyway kind sir.  This is a masterpiece.  Buster blader busting dragon nuts.  It really is.  Getting the LCS with 3 alts and going 2-2 like chat getting pegged in the butt.  
This is what farfa makes while sniffing crack on body pillows.  ******* SLAVE, GET BACK HERE.  This is what the covid vaccine does to you kids.  Who’s scared of micro chips.  My nan.  Ropes farfa back to his cage XD Don’t forget to special summon block dragon to special summon MBT and his sexy ramram ranch.  British people = best people fight me.  No.  “There’s nothing wrong with shoving the mic up your ass and farting,” said Alex Turngay.  “Everybody farts.”  Remember toe story toes piss.  Farfa is working as a prostitute to fuel his crack and body pillow addiction.  I have evidence backing it up.  *Elpy effect* whispered Mike Thomas in BaldPiss12.  I don’t know what I’m typing anymore.  GageCanWin Copium, on the game of being entertaining POGCIMP.  Share if you play gravekeeper 
I am safe in the hair I am safe in the hair I AM SAFE IN THE HAIR.  Im saying whats the most ****** up thing I can think and on that note EDP445 is arrested by Cris Hansan for buying Farfa on black market.  “Normal summon Aleister” “Chain Ash” “Activate Invocation in hand” “Chain rage quit” Wait did he forget how to Aleister combo?  *Rushy has left the duel* Like this *** if you wanna be lock up inside my *** dungeon, commet for feet pics and share if you normal aleister “Normal summon mystic mine lord JEFFSTIEN” 
It is the general consensus that Celza is a blood bleaching vagina.  Jeff drops feet emote in chat.  Feet.  Look I found an NO. Dino is an goat deck and worse than war rocks.  So is pendulum if you have enough 🅱ullets to shove up your arse. “Blasphemy,” Trif cries as he ascends from the Burning Abyss.  Help me, bots are bullying me.  Wtf is going on.  And now his betrayal on pendulum comes back to butt **** him DAMMIT AUTO MOD cum. EDP445 Lampsies Cum Jar. Who is ignister and why are people @ing them? Ignister is the new dragma now truf must smash all legendary coom jars to get his servant endimion bodypillow back.  Normal summon Reveal of the Ice Barrier.  Ignister is nibiru token turbo.  Trif* dragma nuts across your face D: Bet. hehe ballz.  Why tf did I reply to my own message? *Sniff farts* With BP and the maldicus Maximus Megazord defeated by EDP, Goldar & Rito Revolto, Lord Zedd sets his sights on Poland with an army of monsters & Z-Putties.  Now we must summon our PERSONAs to call upon the legendary Cimo forehead.  I LOVE COCAINE!!! “This is even worse than the hentai stream,” Cries Wiseman as he overdoes on pepega ruler mills.  Brenda TOS violation TURBO *Brenda has entered the chat* WTF IS GOING ON???? And then he woke up.