Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

***** Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their ***

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them