"A Set of Strange Circumstances" 

by littlemissjazz 

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[Sound of windshield wipers & the fuzz of a radio] 


(sighs frustratedly) ****. Where the **** is this girl? What kind of competent human being decides to go driving out in a ******* snowstorm? Hell, I shouldn’t even be out here! 


[Sound of phone ringing] (sighs) Dammit. Hello? [A pause] Hey, Briggs. [A pause] Yeah, I’m at the gas station. Nearly 20 minutes away from home in a snowstorm. 


[A pause] No, she’s not here yet. I had called her three times and she hasn’t shown up yet. Why she wouldn’t be quicker when we’re in the middle of a storm is beyond me. 


[A pause] (scoffs) I got an attitude? You’re damn right I’ve got a ******* attitude, Briggs! I don’t mean to swear, but why am I working when this state is in store for the biggest ******* snowstorm of the decade? Not to mention that it’s Christmas Eve. 


[A pause] Hey, it’s not my fault that this woman decided to go driving in this weather and got stuck! She should’ve known her car would’ve given out in this cold, especially when you don’t fill it with gas. 


[A pause] (sighs) Yes, I know this type of work doesn’t stop for the weather or for the holiday. No, I don’t want to just leave her out in the snow. 


[A pause] C’mon, Briggs…don’t bring her into this. [A pause] *angrily* I’m serious, don’t. I’m already pissed enough working on Christmas Eve and in the middle of a ******* snowstorm as it is. 


[A pause] Fine. Yes, I’m pissed because I found my girlfriend cheating on me. In our own ******* bed. Now I have to go through the process of moving out and…Wait, hang on, Briggs. I see someone running towards me….It’s her. She doesn’t have her car and she looks like she’s freezing her ass off. I’ll call you after I get the car. 


(huffs) *pissed* ******* stupid…who the **** drives in a snowstorm with a low tank? ****! 


(You roll down the window) Hey…yeah, get in. You’re her, right? [A pause] Pleased to meet you. I’m [Insert Name Here]. I’m from the car company you called. They sent me out here to get you. 


[A pause] (chuckles) Yes, I’m working Christmas Eve. This kind of job doesn’t stop for the holidays, miss. 


So where’s your car? [A pause] Right around here? Cool, let me just put the truck in drive and I can hook it up to the back. You just stay in here because you look like you’re freezing, girl. You’re practically an icicle! 


[Sound of car door closing] 


Yeah, just take your coat off and enjoy the heat. I cranked it up as high as it could go because I’m sure you’re a couple seconds away from hypothermia. You stay here while I get the car. 


***Scene Cut (some time passes) 


[Sound of a car door opening & closing] 


****, it’s cold out there! [A pause] Y-Yeah, I’m fine. Just freezing my ass off. (sighs) Okay…Well, the good news is that nothing looks out of the ordinary. Just an empty tank. I hooked it up in the back. 


But I have to ask you…what possessed you to drive in the middle of a snowstorm with an empty tank, girl? You in a rush? Late to Christmas dinner or something? [A pause] Well, I mean…yes, it was kind of a dumb decision. 


[A pause] Hey, you’re the one who said it first! You’re not gonna make me out to a jerk here, miss. [A pause] Why am I out here tonight? (scoffs) Didn’t I just tell you? I got sent here from work to help you because you decided to drive around in a storm with an empty tank. 


[A pause] Well, yes, technically I could’ve refused, but…wait a second. Very clever, but you’re not turning this around on me, girl. I asked you first. (chuckles) None of my business, eh? Then it’s none of your business why I agreed to take this job. 


Now, just…sit back and relax. It’ll be a while before we get back to the city, but I’ll push it as much as I can. Let me just press a little bit more on the pedal and…Wait….why are we slowing down? 


[Sound of the engine shutting down] What the ****? [A pause] I don’t know what’s going on! Just give me a second! *panicking* ****! No, no, no! *angrily* God ******* dammit! [A pause] What do you think happened? The ******* truck is stuck because of this ******* snow! This shit is twelve inches thick! I can’t even move! 


(scoffs) You’re kidding me, right? No one’s going to come out here even if we call. We’re in the middle of nowhere, the roads are too icy and the snow is too thick. I just took your damn call so I didn’t have to be alone on Christmas Eve and… [A pause] Nothing. It’s not important. 


[A pause] (huffs) Pushing the truck is out of the question, girl. We’d have to push your car too. Plus, the city is 20 minutes away. We’ll never make it back. 


*frustratedly* This is just ******* great. I’m working on Christmas Eve, we’re stuck in a snowstorm and the best thing I ever had in my life just ended. This is exactly what I need on a night like this. This is already the worst Christmas Eve ever. And all because you just had to get in your car and go driving. Now look at us. 


[A pause] Wait, are you…are you crying? *softly* Hey…hey, shhh. Miss, please don’t cry. ****…come on, miss, please. I’m not good with comforting people. Oh, ****, you’re really upset. You’re snotting all over your sweater. 


*awkwardly* Uh…Here, take this tissue. Look, I’m sorry, okay? I didn’t mean to make you cry. I’m just having my own issues and I took ‘em out on you. But that doesn’t change the fact that we’re here, so while we’re in this situation together, we’re gonna have to come up with a solution. 


[A pause] What are you looking up? (scoffs) Just be patient. Alright, fine. Just be quick about it. [A pause] A comfort inn? Five minutes away? What’s it called? 


[A pause] The Holly Jolly Inn? (groans) That’s so corny! The room service, free Wi-Fi and grand fireplaces don’t take away the horrible name. How much are the rooms? [A pause] Cheapest one is $250? You really willing the split? On top of paying for your car? 


[A pause] Well, you’re right about that. You did make the call for your own stupid decision…no offense. Well… (sighs) Alright, fine. We’re just renting one for a few hours until the snow lets up. I can call my boss and let him know what’s up. 


The Holly Jolly it is then. We’ll have to get out and walk though. (laughs harshly) Please, spare me the theatrics, girl. You decided to go out and drive in a ******* snowstorm. You won’t have trouble walking in it for only five minutes. Now come on before the doors freeze on us. 


***Scene Cut (inside the inn) 


[Sound of an elevator ding] 


Good, you’re already here. I called my boss and he said just to make it here by morning. Apparently, this storm is going to last all night. 


You got the key? [A pause] You check out the room yet? (chuckles) You wanted to wait for me, eh? According to the bellman, all of the rooms come with a bathtub, a shower and a fireplace. This should be a good stay for the night then. Now let’s get inside. I could use a hot shower and some room service. 


[Sound of a door opening & closing] *shivering* ****! It’s freezing in here too! They didn’t even start the fire! What kind of inn is this? [A pause] *pissed* What do you mean there’s only one bed? That can’t be! We split for the cheapest room with twin beds, right? 


….You what? [A pause] You had us pay for the wrong ******* room? You should’ve told me twin bedrooms were more expensive! [A pause] It doesn’t matter that this was cheaper! Where the **** are we gonna sleep? 


[A pause] (chuckles dryly) Oh, no, no, no, sweetie. I’m flattered, but I don’t do that. And plus, you don’t know me from jack shit. I could be a serial killer and you’re willing to sleep next to me even for a few hours? (scoffs) Don’t flatter myself? Whatever. 


(sighs heavily) Okay…fine. We’ll figure it out. We can take turns in the shower and when it’s your turn, I’ll start the fire. Then we can decide on the sleeping arrangements. Deal? [A pause] Good because you don’t have a choice. Neither of us do. 


***Scene Cut (an hour later) 


[Sound of a fireplace crackling] Have a good shower? I thought you had slipped and fell in there with how long you took. Least you found the robes. [A pause] Yeah, they’re not that bad. Pretty warm. I made a fire too. It should heat up in here soon. 


Aright…the sleeping arrangements. Soooo I guess you can take the bed and I can take this chair here? There are blankets in the closet so… (chuckles) Yes, I’m sleeping in the chair. I told you before, girl; I don’t get too comfortable with strangers. 


Maybe I’ll be stiff in the morning, but that’s better than sleeping next to a stranger and risking some weird shit. [A pause] Like what? *flustered* Well…I-I don’t know! Don’t make me explain this! 


[A pause] Yes, there is plenty of room, but… (sighs) You’re not gonna let this go, are you? Alright, whatever. But you get your side and I get mine. Got it? [A pause] Then get in before I change my mind. I can see you shivering and it’ll take a while for this room to get warm. 


[You get in the bed] *awkwardly* At least it’s comfy. Well then…goodnight. 


….You’re still shivering. [A pause] The hell do you mean “can I tell”? I can feel you squirming around. [A pause] No, don’t apologize. I’m kinda chilly too. *dryly* This night is never going to end. What a way to start Christmas Eve. Can this night get any worse? 


[A pause] You really wanna know what happened? Well…it’s nothing. You don’t wanna hear about it. My night is just…messy. [A pause] You serious? [A pause] Well, if you insist… I was in a relationship for 4 years. My girlfriend and I have our own apartment, a cute little dog, and we were planning a future together. We were happy…or so I thought. 


I had planned a fantastic Christmas Eve with her. I was planning to propose to her tonight. But what I got instead of kisses and decorating the Christmas tree was some guy in my bed with his **** inside of my girlfriend. 


I didn’t do anything. I just stood there. I felt so numb, so…not there. When they saw me, my girlfriend screamed. I’ve never seen two people move so quickly to get dressed. Turns out, they had been seeing each other for over a year. She fell in love with him, told me she was going to confess tonight and…I left. 


[A pause] No, no…don’t apologize. Apologize for anything but that. I should be the one apologizing. I let my anger for this night get the best of me and I took it out on you. I’m sorry I made you cry. 


[A pause] *shocked* Wait…no way….You too? Your man broke up with you tonight in a Christmas card? *angrily* A ******* Christmas card?! And after 6 years? What a ******* jerk! [A pause] I see…so you were over his house and tried to get back to the city, but then the snowstorm hit and you forgot to fill up your tank, so you got stuck. 


Wow…I’m so sorry. I had no idea you were feeling the same heartbreak as me. I guess we both are having a sucky Christmas Eve, huh? 


*shivering* ****…sorry. The cold just hit me. Now I’m the one shivering. No, no, you don’t have to… Oh. Your arms feel so warm wrapped around me. [A pause] No, no, don’t move. It’s okay. You were only trying to warm yourself up, right? 


Actually, could you roll over? Put your back to me. Sorry, but I’m not used to being the little spoon. Is that okay with you? [A pause] Then let me just move closer…and wrap my arms around you. Pull your knees into yourself and scoot back. Just melt into me. *softly* It’s okay…I’ve got you. 


Whoa…what are you doing? [A pause] You think I don’t feel your ass pressing into me? You can keep it there if you want, but…you’d better be prepared for what could happen if you do. Just a warning. I don’t want this to be any weirder than it is. 


[A pause] (laughs softly) Yeah…it is a good weird. (hums in pleasure) You’re so warm…and your hair smells so sweet. You know, my ex and I barely cuddled like this. We used to, but this was before she became so distant. Well, you’d be the first to say it’s her loss, but thank you. Your ex is missing out on something good too. 


[A pause] ….What’s that? Well, what do you think it is? I told what would happen when you pushed your ass into me like that. Here, I’ll move. Wait…what are you doing? 


[A pause] Can you…touch it? Well…if you want. I wouldn’t mind it. (softly gasps) No, that’s good, that’s…perfect. Your hand is so warm. Yeah, grip it harder. It’s okay. 


[Soft moaning as she strokes you through your robe] ****…you’re so pretty. I…really wanna kiss you? Is that okay? [Soft kissing sounds] 


Wait, stop. Untie my robe. [A pause] Yeah, it’s completely fine. I wanna feel how warm and soft your hand is. And I want you to look at me while you do it, okay? [A pause] Good girl. 


That’s it…take it into your hand. (chuckles) Am I bigger than your man? Oh, sorry…bigger than your ex, I mean. I can tell from how you’re staring at it. Do you like watching it grow in your hand? How I react to your touch? 


[Soft moaning between lines] Yes, stroke me. Just like that. That’s perfect, baby. Yes, please kiss me. I need to feel your lips on mine. [Soft kissing sounds] Let me take off your robe. I want to see your *******. I want to see all of you. 


It’s okay, baby. I’ve got you. [Sound of clothes rustling] 


Just as I thought…your *******, your nipples…they’re beautiful. Every inch of you is. [Moaning in ecstasy] Yes, put my **** against your nipples. That’s so, so good! ****, and those little kitten licks you do against the head… ****, you’re really warming me up, baby. 


[Softly grunting as she puts you in her mouth] Yes, take me in your mouth. Please, please take me in your mouth. I don’t wanna feel just your hand. That’s it! Your mouth is so warm…so, so wet…Take me deep into your throat if you can. Yes! Please, I want it! 


[Moaning & dirty talk improv as she blows you] 
 
 
****, I needed this. I needed you. Please, baby! Take me deeper. Gag on that ****. I wanna **** your pretty face a little. Is that okay with you? (gasps) From the way you gagged on my **** like that, I’m guessing it is. 
 
 
[Moaning & dirty talk improv as she continues] 


****, darling! Those sounds you make when you gag on me are gonna make me cum. You need to be careful. I don’t want this to end too quickly. Is this what you needed too, hm? Someone to show you a little love too? 


[Moaning & dirty talk improv as she continues] 
 
 
[Panting heavily] Wait, wait, baby! Stop, stop, please! I was so close to cumming…and I don’t wanna do that without tasting you first. At least once. Would you like that? I was hoping you’d say yes. 


****…I don’t know how your ex couldn’t love you even more when you look like this. Can you see how hard I am for you? I’m so bothered for you, baby…no, no, no touching. This is about you now. 


[Soft kissing sounds] Do you like my kisses? That little clit just can’t help but say hello to me. Maybe we should become more acquainted…you think? You just relax, baby. Let me give you what you need. 
 
 
[Improv as you continue to stroke her] 
 
 
Now…let me taste just exactly what I’ve been touching. [Kissing improv] Mmm, ****! You taste so good, baby! Though these light kisses aren’t doing you justice, are they? Maybe I should… [Licking sounds] lick you a bit. (chuckles) That really did it for you, didn’t it? You needed this just as much as me, didn’t you? 
 

[Cunnlingus improv] 
 
 
Yes, baby! Buck and grind those hips into my face. Let me get my hands under you so I can angle you just [Lick.] like [Lick.] this. [Lick.] Am I getting that spot, baby? Am I pleasing you? Am I being a good boy for you? 
  
 
[Cunnlingus sounds between dialogue] No, don’t hold back. Grip my hair if you’d like. Look into my eyes. I want to see how good I’m making that ***** feel. Just let me make you feel good. I just wanna make you feel good. You want a finger? 

 
[Cunnlingus & fingering improv] You’re gonna cum, aren’t you? I can feel it…No, no, don’t hold back. I want you to cum for me. You can do that for me, can’t you? Can you be a good girl and cum for me? Yes, of course, you can. I want all of that honey in my mouth. 


[A pause] No? Why not? Oh…you want me inside of you. (chuckles) Well, that’s one way to warm us up. Here, come here. I want us to spoon while we do it. I want you close to me. Please…I need to feel you against me. 


[The sound of the bed creaking] Comfortable? [A pause] Hey, listen…I need you to know that if at any time you wanna stop, tell me, okay? This is about the both of us tonight. I want you to know that one night stand or not, this is something special to me. I want tonight to be for the both of us. (chuckles) Yes…yes, of course, I’ll stay with you tonight. 


I want you to take the lead. Take me into your hand and guide me where you want me. (moans softly) Yes…that’s right, baby. Good girl. You’re so wet…so ******* good. You’re going to be mine tonight, aren’t you? Yes, you are…and I’m yours. 


[Moaning softly] ****, baby! I don’t know if I can take you sliding my **** against your lips like that. I need to be inside of you. I’m begging you here! Please, girl…please put me inside of you. Put me where I belong. 


[You slide inside of her] You’re so, so tight! And so wet! You’re practically soaking me. I can feel you dripping down my balls. Yes, reach down and stroke them. You’re way too generous. Here, let me hold your leg up so it’s easier. 


This okay? [A pause] Good. I want you comfortable. I don’t want this if you’re not feeling good too. Does it feel good to you, baby? Look at me. Let me see those ******* eyes. I wanna see how amazing this feels for you too. 


[You begin to slowly **** her] Yes, show me how you feel! Take us both there. Make this moment better for the both of us. Let me *** these titties of yours…keep them safe in my hands. It’s just me and you, baby. Me, you and this pleasure. Just feel good for me. 
 
 
[Moaning & dirty talk improv] 


Baby…I-I’m so close! And I can tell you’re close too. I can tell you wanna cum all around my ****. *demandingly* So do it. Don’t hold yourself back. Let me **** you back and get you there quicker. I want you to cum your ******* brains out. 
 
 
[You begin to get closer as you **** her harder] 
 
 
Yes, that’s it. Cum with me. Please cum with me, miss! Don’t let me do it alone. [Heavy panting & moaning] ****…I’m gonna cum, baby girl! Deep…deep inside of you. *in a deep tone* Is that what you want? Is that what you ******* want, girl? 


[You begin thrust faster] *in a rough tone* You really like this, don’t you? You like me ******* this *****? Yes, throw your head back. Talk to me! I want to hear your voice! 
 
 
[Dirty talk & moaning improv as you get closer] 
 
 
[Gasping & panting as you get closer] ****, gorgeous! I’m gonna cum! I-I can’t stop! Please cum with me! Please! 


[Climax improv] 


[Softly panting as you come down] Oh, my God…that was fantastic. It’s definitely not cold in here anymore, that’s for damn sure. (laughs sotly) No, no…don’t move away. I wanna stay inside you for a bit longer. Please…please let me. Please let’s just stay here for a while longer. 


[A pause] (laughs) You’re still apologizing for that? Baby, don’t worry about it. If you wouldn’t have decided to go out into the storm, we wouldn’t be here. And I’m glad we’re here. No matter what happens in the morning, I’m glad I’m here with you. 


[A pause] (chuckles) Of course, we can cuddle. Here, get under the covers. [Sound of sheets rustling] 


*softly* Please just…hold me to you. I need to know you’re here. I need to feel you through the night. I have no idea what will happen tomorrow morning once this storm passes. But I do know that I don’t want this to be just a one night stand. 


[A pause] What do you think I’m saying? I’m saying I want this…whatever this is. These circumstances, our meeting, is just too damn weird to just pass off as something we’ll forget later. Because we won’t. So, with your permission, I’d like to get to know you and…maybe make this into something. 


….What do you think? 


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