"She's Out of This World!" 

by littlemissjazz 

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***Script Starts Here


*Robotic, nerdy voice speaking* [Captain. Come in, Captain.]


[Sound of a beep as you answer your contacting device call] Captain here. What’s the verdict? 


[I have just received word from your emergency contact that the ship is stranded which means so are you. What has happened?]


(sighs) On my way back to headquarters I, unfortunately, got caught in some turbulence. I got onto a rocky path and one of the meteors crashed into the back of the ship. I managed to land the ship without crashing but now I’m stranded in...wherever. Can you tell me where I am? 


[Certainly, Captain. According to my calculations, you are on planet Venus, about 11,123 kilometers away from our base planet and our headquarters.]


Venus? That female-only planet? 


[That is affirmative, Captain.]


(sighs) Goddammit. I’ve heard about this planet. Any man that steps onto these grounds gets killed if not turned into a *** slave. And the men that are already on this planet get brainwashed and turned into personal breeding machines. 


[Those are the running rumors, Captain. According to the tracking device on your contacting device, you are a few minutes away from the Empress’ palace and her kingdom. Right now, you are standing on the outskirts of her kingdom in the gardens.]


Then I’ll just hide here because there is no way in hell I’m stepping foot near there. How soon can you send help? 


[I just sent out a report to the team. They should be making it over there in about 2 hours.]


2 hours?! I could be damn well dead by then! (sighs) Well, guess I’ll have to suck it up. Alright then. Thank you for the response. Captain over and out. 


[Goodbye, Captain. See you soon. Over and out.] 


[Sounds of the wilderness, such as birds chirping, water trickling & footsteps walking] 


(growls in frustration) ****! Out of all of the planets I could’ve been stranded on, I’m on Venus? It couldn’t have been Neptune or the goddamn moon or–


[Sound of something rustling, cutting you off] 


Oh, shit! (breathes heavily) Jesus Christ, you scared the shit out of me. 


*slightly scared & unsure of your new visitor* U-Um…hello. (clears throat) I come in peace. No, please don’t point that gun at me. I’m not here to harm you. 


[Sound of something rustling] 


****...there’s so many of you. You’re all so magnificently beautiful...and angry. And pointing guns at me. Look, I’ve got my hands up. See? All of my weapons are in my belt and you are free to take them. I mean no harm to any of you. I just got stranded on this planet and… 


[a slight pause] Um...why, yes, I am Captain [insert name here]. You know of me? 


[a slight pause] Your queen wishes to see me? Does she know I’m here? [a slight pause] So she does then... *slightly suspicious* What does she wish to do with me? Because I’m telling you right now, I am not cut out for being a *** slave. Some men are into that shit, but not me. I heard you ladies get crazy over here. 


[a slight pause] I wouldn’t be a good choice anyway? (scoffs) What’s that supposed to mean? [a slight pause] She just wishes to speak? *slightly hesitant* Well...alright. Maybe she could provide me some help for the time being...Alright. Please lead the way. 


[Sound of doors opening] God, this place is huge! It’s so big it’d make the Queen of England jealous. 


[a slight pause] The Queen is just this way? Oh, yes, thank you. I’ll just take it from here. 


[a slight pause] *in a hushed, awestruck whisper* Holy shit...she’s absolutely gorgeous. I can definitely see why she’s the Queen. That face and those eyes and that body...Jesus, even her four arms are turning me on. How long has it been since I’ve gotten laid? I don’t even know, but that’s not important right now. She does not look happy that I’m here. 


(clears throat) U-Um...Your Highness. Captain [insert name here] at your service. Please don’t be alarmed by my presence. I assure you that this is all a misunderstanding. You see, my ship is… [a slight pause] You already know? Oh...well, your guards did mention that you know that I’m here. I promise you that I will only be here for 2 more hours. Help is on the way and they will take me back to headquarters so I won’t ever disturb your planet again. 


[a slight pause] You want me to come closer? *slightly hesitant* Um..okay. Is this good? 


[a slight pause] (chuckles nervously) Is it that obvious? Pardon my language, but **** yes, I’m nervous! Any man would be when he’s standing so close to an alien woman with four arms, three eyes and she happens to be the Queen of this kingdom. And...you’re also very beautiful. I hope that doesn’t offend you. 


You’re...you’re smiling. [a slight pause] You’re happy that I’m here? You’re a big fan of mine, huh? Wow, I...I wasn’t aware that I had fans, especially in the galaxy. (chuckles) Well, I wouldn’t say I’m that popular but I do know many people. You’ve been following my adventures for a while now, eh? Is that how you knew who I am? [a slight pause] (chuckles bashfully) No, come on now! You don’t have to flatter me so much, Your Highness. 


[a slight pause] Well, yes, I am a little tired. [a slight pause] Would I like a drink? Well... *in a suspicious tone* Wait. What is this? Is this a trick? 


[a slight pause] *in an angry tone* You know what I’m getting at. You play a good game, honey, but you don’t fool me. I know what you ladies do on this planet. I’ve heard all about it back at headquarters. Any man that lands on this planet by accident or on purpose, you either skin them alive or you turn them into your personal mindless breeder, broken for nothing more than *** and pumping sperm. Well, not me. You won’t break this mountain down. 


[a slight pause] Woah...you’re crying. Oh, shit, you’re really upset. [a slight pause] Wait, those are all rumors? Really? So do you have men on this planet or not? 


[a slight pause] Oh... so they’re used for breeding but only the ones who have raped or killed your women. Your planet has been deemed as dangerous for a long time now. 


I see...so you don’t kidnap and skin males who end up stranded here by accident? [a slight pause] *in a soft tone* Wow, I...I’m so sorry, Your Highness. God, I really ****** up. I completely jumped to conclusions without even asking you about your home planet first. I believed all of those stupid rumors and made such a gorgeous creature cry. 


[a slight pause] Yes, I’m getting on my knees. Please, Your Highness, forgive me for my overstepping and my words. It is kind of you to have even let me step foot into your palace when you could have surely killed me. But if you wish to do so now, I can’t say I wouldn’t welcome it. I deserve it for insulting you and your kingdom. 


[a slight pause] You’ll only forgive me if I tell you about Earth and all my adventures? (chuckles) Well, I’m afraid Earth isn’t all it’s cracked up to me and my adventure stories can get weird. You sure you want me to tell you? [a slight pause] Over a drink perhaps? Well, I have 2 hours until help gets here...eh, why the hell not? I’d be honored to chat with you, Your Highness. 


***Scene Cut


(laughs) Wow, Your Highness. That tour was amazing! I’ve never seen a palace this big and such a thriving city as well. Thank you for your generosity. [a slight pause] You liked my Earth history and adventuring stories, huh? Aw, you flatter me, Your Highness. I’m not that interesting. I can be a real asshole as I’m sure you already know. 


[a slight pause] I’m very handsome, huh? (clears throat) God...is it hot in here or is it just me? It must be the alcohol. You must make your husband very happy. 


[a slight pause] Wait, you’re not married? You’re single? Well, surely, you’ve had male partners before despite this planet being mostly female. A woman as beautiful as you… 


[a slight pause] *shocked* Seriously? You’ve never had a male partner before? I would have assumed a woman of your status would have someone to please her when she’s frustrated from time to time. Especially with the way you tell me the mating process goes on Venus. (chuckles) No penetration whatsoever. You just inject the semen from your male breeders into your wombs. 


[a slight pause] (laughs) You’re aroused all the time? Well, I wouldn’t expect any less from a Queen who has to watch over any entire kingdom and planet. 


So if not a male partner, what about a male slave? [a slight pause] None? You’re too busy for relationships? Well, I agree with you on that one. 


[a slight pause] (coughs in shock) Uh...pardon me? [a slight pause] You...want to know how the mating process on Earth goes with humans? Um...w-well...sorry, I’ve never taught someone about *** before. 


Well, I guess I can try. So with humans males, we don’t inject semen into human females with needles or anything. I mean, we can, but the natural we do it is with penetrating the woman. But before that can happen, we have to arouse each other. This is called foreplay. Usually, this involves a little bit of touching and kissing. 


[a slight pause] Wait, you don’t know how to kiss? Seriously? You want me to show you… (chuckles softly) I’d love nothing more than to do that. Your lips have been in my mind since I stepped in here. Okay...I’m just gonna take you into my arms like this and bring you a little closer. Is this okay? [a slight pause] Good. And then we just lean in and press our lips together... *in a whisper* like this. 


[Soft kissing sounds] 


Did that feel nice? (chuckles) Yeah? You can add a little bit of tongue action too if you want. It adds to the foreplay. 


[More soft, insistent kissing sounds] 


[Speaking through makeout session] Oh, yes, that’s amazing. You’re doing fantastic, Your Highness. Your arms feel so good wrapped around me. All four of them. (laughs) Your lips feel so good against mine. And they taste good too. Kinda like berries. (chuckles) No, not all human women taste like berries as you can probably guess. (softly moans) You like how hard I feel against you? I can tell from the way you’re feeling up on my arms and chest like that. No, don’t stop. Do whatever you want. 


[a slight pause] You wanna take this to your bed-chambers? I’d love nothing more than that. You lead the way, Your Highness. 


[Sound of footsteps as you go to her bed chambers] 


[a slight pause] Beautiful room you have. And a very interesting bed. I’ve never seen one this large before. [a slight pause] You want me to strip? Well, if Your Highness demands it… [Sound of clothes rustling] aaand there we go. 


(sighs in relief) You won’t believe how uncomfortable that suit can be sometimes. [a slight pause] (chuckles) I look good in it? Well, thank you, but from the way you’re looking at me, I can tell that you like it better off me. 


Speaking of off, let me help you get out of these clothes too. Unless you don’t wanna join me. [Sound of clothes rustling] *in awe* Wow...you’re even more beautiful *****, baby. I’ve seen something so magnificent before. Oh, sorry...is it alright if I call you “baby”? [a slight pause] You like it? I do too. Come here, baby. Let me hold you a little. 


[Soft kissing sounds] What do we do next, you ask? Well, that’s really your choice. We could do oral or just go straight into it if you wish. [a slight pause] You want oral? Fine by me, baby. Here, why don’t you relax right here on the bed..yes, now spread your legs wide. Uh-uh, baby. Wider. Let me see what you got for me. 


(moans softly) Perfect. That’s perfect, baby. Good girl. Now I’m just gonna kneel here... ****! You’re so pretty down here. So pink and delicious. Mmm, not to mention how wet you are. I’m almost scared to taste it. 


I’m just going to start by [Kiss.] softly kissing up and down your legs [Kiss.] and your inner thighs. Does that feel good, baby? [Kiss.] From those sounds you make, I guess it does. [Kiss.] [a slight pause] You want me to taste you? Of course, Your Highness. Anything for you. 


[Cunnlingus sounds] Mmm, ****! You taste so ******* good! You’re so sweet, like the ripest fruit. Do all women on Venus taste like this? (chuckles) Oh, sorry, babe. You’re the only woman on Venus I should be thinking about tasting right now. And believe me, girl: I most definitely am. 


[Cunnlingus sounds con. through lines] Yeah? You like the way my tongue feels against that sweet little clit of yours? Do you like the way my beard feels on your inner thighs? Mmm, I forgot this is your first time having a man taste you. I can already feel you gushing around my face. Yes, that’s it, honey. Watch me. Stare into my eyes while I go down on you. It feels good, right? Then let it feel good. Let me please you. 


[Cunnlingus sounds con. w/ moans & dirty talk improv] 


****! I can feel you! I can feel you tightening around my tongue. You’re getting close, aren’t you? Then cum for me, Your Highness. Please cum around my tongue. I wanna taste all of you. [Wet tongue flicks & moaning intensify] Yes! That’s it! Clamp your thighs around me and cum, baby! I’ve got you! 


[Cunnlingus & dirty talk improv as listener finally climaxes] 


[Tongue licks intensify] Mmmm...****! You taste so ******* good. (sighs in pleasure) I don’t wanna keep licking you though because I’ll overstimulate you. 


(sighs in content) How was that? [a slight pause] Oh...you’re glowing. Is that normal? [a slight pause] Women on Venus glow when they feel overwhelming pleasure...soooo is that a good thing? [a slight pause] Hey, don’t laugh! I’m just making sure I don’t hurt you or anything. It’s not every day that I get to eat out a gorgeous alien woman. 


(you gasp as you are pushed down onto the bed) Hey! (chuckles) Pushing me down on the bed, huh? Someone’s getting feisty, but I’d expect nothing less from a Queen. (moans softly) Mmm, **** yes. Your hands feel so good on me. It’s like all of my cells light up from your touch. 


[a slight pause] You wanna take down my briefs? Feel free, baby. I’ll just put my arms behind my head and enjoy the pleasure you give me. 


(chuckles cockily) How is it? Large enough for you, Your Highness? [a slight pause] You’ve never seen a human male’s **** up close before, eh? Well, if you need any lessons… [a slight pause] Oh, no lessons, huh? Ohhh. So you’ve got it all figured out then? Alright, baby, I trust you. Then show me how much you know. 


(hisses in pleasure) Oh, God! You...you really went for it with your one hand. I wonder what you’ll do with the other ones. 


Mmm, you’re stroking it so good, baby. (moans in ecstasy) Oh, **** yes! Yes, flick that tongue around my cockhead like that! (gasps in surprise) Y-Your hands on my balls like that! (whimpers) Yeah, they’re a little sensitive. No, keep going please. It feels so damn good. 


[Blowjob/handjob improv w/ as many moans as you would like] The way you just jerk me off, suck me and fondle my balls like that…(gasps) ****, it’s too much, honey! I don’t think I’m gonna last much longer if you keep this up. You’re too generous, Your Highness! ****! 


[Blowjob/handjob w/ moaning & dirty talk improv] [***The time limit doesn't matter here]


[Gasping as you get closer] Wait! Wait, Your Highness! Please, baby, stop! [a slight pause] No, that was perfect. That was unlike anything I’ve ever experienced before. But if you kept going, I would’ve blasted all over your face. I don’t want that. I want to cum while I’m buried deep inside you. Do you have any kind of protection I could use? [a slight pause] Really? You have condoms on this planet too? 


[a slight pause] Oh you wanna put it on me, huh? Well, I’m not stopping you. (moans softly) Mmm, ****...wow. It doesn’t even feel like a regular condom. It’s seemed to have been absorbed by my skin. [a slight pause] That’s a special condom you gave me? Why just me? 


[a slight pause] You wanna feel all of me inside you. (moans) ****, I love hearing you talk like that to me, baby. Come here, girl. [Soft kissing sounds] 


Okay. Just lay down right here, sweetness. Lay back and get comfortable. Now I’m just going to spread your legs wide. [a slight pause] ****, you’re so wet! You’re just dying for me, aren’t you? I’m going to go slow. It hurts a little the first time, but if you feel like it’s too bad, please tell me to stop. I mean it. I don’t want to hurt you. 


(sighs softly) Alright. You ready, baby? [a slight pause] Here I come. 


(moans loudly as you enter the listener) ****! That’s so ******* good! (breathing heavily) You okay? [a slight pause] You want me to keep moving? Alright, Your Highness. Anything you say. [Moaning as you try to hold back] Oh, ****...I’m trying to move as slowly as I can, honey, but...God! You feel too damn good! I’ve never felt anything like this before. It’s like you’re just pulling the cum right out of me. 


I can hear those moans. It’s stopped hurting, hasn’t it? [a slight pause] You want me to go faster? (chuckles) Is that an order, Your Highness? Fuuuck...yes, ma’am. 


[Wet pounding sounds w/ moans & any other *** sounds you wish] [If you have a fleshlight, sounds are always appreciated] 


Shit! This feels amazing! You like that, baby? Do you like feeling this thick **** pounding inside you? Yeah, givin' it to you good like that? ****, two of your hands are on my shoulders and...the other two on my ass like that...oh, God, I feel like I’m high off of you right now. This is too damn good to be true. Everything about you is so amazing. How in the ******* seven reaches of space has no man gotten you off yet? 


[Moaning & dirty talk improv con.] [Maybe even throw some space puns in there if you can think of any lol] 


Hmm? Oh, you wanna ride me, huh? No, I’m totally fine with it, baby. This is actually one of my favorite positions. You wanna know why? Because I’ll get to see those gorgeous titties bounce in my face and I can grip your ass as you bounce on my ****. Plus, you are the Queen of Venus anyway. I always forget that queens are very dominant. 


That’s it, honey. Straddle me and hold my hands. I’ll help you. Just sink down and…(moans in ecstasy) ohhh, **** yes! God, you...you feel even better than before! I can feel all of you wrapped around my ****. Please, Your Highness. Please go slow. I don’t wanna cum too quick. I wanna make it last for you. 


[Wet pounding sounds w/ moans & any other *** sounds you wish] [If you have a fleshlight, sounds are always appreciated] 


Yes, Your Highness! Yes, just like that! Yeah, show me who’s boss. Put me in my ******* place. Mmm, make me your own *** slave. (laughs through moaning & grunting) You like it, don’t you? You like dominating me? Give it to me, baby. Give it to me just like that. [Dialogue punctuated by thrusts] Just. Like. *******. That. 


****, I’m close. Yeah, but I’m holding off. I’m not cumming until you do. 


[Wet pounding sounds con. along with w/ moans, dirty talk & any other *** sounds you wish] 


Oh, God...****, I-I’m close, Your Highness! I can’t hold back any longer! You’re gonna cum too? Do it, my love! I want you to cum all over your first hard ****. Mmm, can you do that for me, princess? (whimpering as you get closer) ****, Your Highness! I’m gonna cum! Please cum with me! 


[Climax improv w/ as much moaning, *** sounds & dirty talk as you wish] 


Yes! You’re cumming so much! (laughs softly) I can feel you clenching around me. Mmm, you came so much, Your Highness. You really must’ve needed that. Yes, please kiss me. [Soft kissing sounds along with heavy breathing as you come down from your high] 


Oh, wow. Wooow. (laughs) That was absolutely out of this world. That was by far the best *** I’ve ever had with anyone in this universe. 


*hesitant* Was it...good for you too? [a slight pause] It was fantastic for you? (chuckles softly) I’m glad. I’m happy I could give that to you. You certainly look like you enjoyed it. 


Hm? You look kinda nervous. What’s wrong, Your Highness? [a slight pause] (laughs) You’re asking if I want physical contact...you mean cuddling? Well, lucky for you, baby, I am a man of cuddling. Here, let me lay down here and I can wrap my arms around you. 


[a beat of content silence for a few seconds] You know, I really am sorry about what I said to you...about Venus and all. [a slight pause] No, really. I know you said it’s alright but it wasn’t right for me to judge you and your people so harshly. I was a stranger to your planet and you treated me like a ******* king. I really hope that maybe...just maybe...if you’d like, I can make a better impression if we see each other again. 


[a slight pause] You...really want me to come back? I can come here as long as I want to? Wow, I… (laughs) God, the guys back on the ship will never believe this. 


[a slight pause] (chuckles suggestively) Why, yes. There are men back on my ship, Your Highness. There are plenty back at headquarters too. Plenty of strapping men with pent-up emotions needing for letting out. Why do you ask? [a slight pause] I don’t doubt the women here would love them. Mmm, I think I like the way you think, baby. 


In fact, hand me that contacting device over there. It’s that little square thing next to my suit. Thank you, baby. [Soft kissing sounds] 


[Beeping sounds as you turn the contactor on] Captain [insert name here]. Come in. 


*Robotic, nerdy voice speaking* [Captain. So you’re still alive.] 


Yeah, barely. (chuckles) 


[I’m glad you contacted me, Captain, because we are a few minutes away from Venus. We’re close to landing.] 


Good, but listen. There’s been a change of plans. When you land, have yourself and the boys come to the Queen’s castle. Don’t worry, she’ll let you in. I’ve, uh...befriended her. 


[How in the **** did you do that?]


It’s not important. Just know that we now have ourselves a little pleasure palace. Maybe even a pleasure planet...if you catch my drift. (chuckles) 


[Uh...what do you mean?] 


You’ll find out and trust me: you’ll never wanna leave here. This will go down as one of my top adventures in space yet. Captain [insert name here] over and out. 


***Script Ends Here