"Need A Hero Tonight?" 

by littlemissjazz 

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[Sound of city ambience as you stare below from a rooftop] 


(sighs) Another Friday night in the city. Which means plenty of crime to stop and bad guys to bring to justice. 


Let’s see what’s on the agenda tonight. 


[Sound of woman screaming] 


(sighs) My work is never done. Time to kick some ass. 


***Scene Cut (to the alleyway) [***Feel free to add some SFX in here if you want] 


*In a authoritative tone* Stop right there, assholes. Any of you touch that woman and I take every single one of you out. You’re lucky you caught me on a good night. I’m in need of some action tonight. 


[A pause] Who am I? (scoffs) Please. No need to play dumb. You know exactly who I am. I’m the savior of this city; the one the cops call when they need a little backup. 


Why are you fuckers harassing this woman? Especially with those knives. If you’re planning to kill her, you’ll have to get through me first. And trust me, that’ll be a stretch. 


[A pause] Oh, so you wanna take me, tough guy? Go ahead. Punch me in the stomach. See if I’m bluffing. 


(laughs) I heard those bones crack. Damn, you really broke your entire hand just to show off. Can’t say I blame you. Anyone would give a chance to go against a superhero. 


(sighs) Alright...look. You guys caught me on a good night. Let’s come to a deal: you guys go on about your night and I don’t beat all of you to a bloody pulp. 


[A pause as they attack you] *angrily* Swinging your knives, eh? So you really wanna take your chances fighting me? Congratulations, assholes. You just triggered a superhero. 


[SFX of action sequence w/ some improv lines] 


(sighs) That took way longer than I expected. Look at all of you sprawled out in the alleyway. I really made a mess. Maybe that’ll teach you assholes to not harass women and innocent people just for some money. 


*To the listener* You alright, ma’am? You’re shaking. Hey, it’s alright. You’re safe now. These assholes won’t be bothering you anymore. [A pause] (laughs softly) Oh, no need to thank me, ma’am. It’s my job to protect all citizens and save the world one step at a time. 


I do have to ask what you’re doing out here so late on a Friday night? [A pause] Walking home from a hot date, huh? Was it good? 


[A pause] He stood you up? If it makes you feel any better, if I were there, I would’ve boxed that asshole. No man should ever make a beautiful woman feel so low. 


You still look so shaken up. Can you get home safe? I can fly you over there if you want. [A pause] Of course! I am your friendly neighborhood superhero after all. It is my job to ensure the safety of all the citizens of this city. Plus, these streets can get dangerous at night. Just tell me your address and we’ll be off. 


[She tells you] That’s not that far. We should be there in no time. I take full advantage of my flying powers. Now hop on up here. (laughs) Yes, in my arms. 


[She jumps into your arms] Comfortable? Hold on tight and don’t look down. The view from the sky can be quite nerve-wracking. 


**Scene Cut (to her apartment) 


Aaand here we are. There you are, sweetheart. Perfectly safe, right? [A pause] No problem, ma'am. If you’re sure you’re alright then I’ll just— 


(hisses in pain) Oh, no, no, it’s nothing. Just my back. I’ve been dealing with these wicked back pains for the past week now. 


You remember that Titan guy that attacked the city and then the rest of the world a few weeks ago? The one who looks like a purple thumb? (laughs) Yes, I did fight alongside the Avengers when that happened. Poor Iron Man. He was a good guy. 


But anyway, that fight really did a job on me. My muscles are aching all over. And the crime I’ve been fighting in the streets doesn’t make it any better. [A pause] You...want to reward me? For saving you? Ma’am…you don’t have to do that. It’s not your job to reward me. 


[A pause] Well…Alright, fine. I could come in for a few minutes. [A pause as you enter her place] Such a cute little apartment you got here. [A pause] Yeah, I’ll take some wine, thank you.


[Sound of liquid pouring] Oh, no, I shouldn’t sit down. [A pause] You’re serious? Well...this chair does feel comfortable. (sighs in pleasure) (laughs) Yes, I can move in my spandex suit. It’s tight as hell though. It chafes like ******* crazy. Not to mention how it doesn’t do much for injuries. 


But that’s what comes with being a superhero I guess. Speaking of, I should be getting back to… [A pause] Reward me? Didn’t you do that with the wine and the chair just now? 


[A pause] *skeptical* Okay, then what else did you have to store? [A pause] (chuckles nervously) A massage? Ma’am, really...you don’t have to do this. It’s my job to protect you. [A pause] (chuckles) You won’t take no as an answer, huh? (sighs) Only my neck and shoulders. I carry most of my stress there. 


[A pause] *pleasantly surprised* Sit down? My, how demanding you are. 


[Sighs of pleasure as she massages you] Mmm...your fingers feel so good pressing into my neck. No, it doesn’t hurt. It feels really good. I know I should take better care of myself. Sometimes I just forget. Being a superhero is some hard work, and it’s not the kind that stops. I have to be on my feet constantly. I guess I could use a little relaxation. 


[A pause] You wanna do my back? Alright, but quickly. I have to get back out on the streets. Yes, let’s go to your room. It’ll be easier to lay down on a bed. 


[Sounds of footsteps as you go to her bedroom] 


Alright, I’ll lay down. [A pause] (scoffs) No, I won’t take off my suit! 


[A pause] Because it’s not necessary! And I’ll have to hurry to put it back on when you’re done. [A pause] You got massage oil, huh? (groans) Dammit...fine. But be quick about it. Yeah, just unclip it at the collar. 


[Sound of clothes rustling] What? Do I look that bad? (chuckles) You like what you see, eh? Thank you. It’s been a while since I’ve been seen up close and personally by a woman. Well, what are you waiting for? Oil me up. 


[SFX of massaging] Mmm, ****...that’s good. You’re really good at this. I’ll fight a thousand Titans from space and stop a million street crimes to get this every night. [Improv as she continues to massage you] 


Hey...hey, what are you doing? Where’s that hand going? [A pause] You feel...tension there? In my leg? Um...that’s not my leg. 


(scoffs) You’re embarrassed?! Shit, how do you think I feel? I’ve never had a woman grab me like that mistaking my **** for my third leg! 


My super abilities make me less average than a human male. That includes dick size. (scoffs) Yeah, it’s hard! Like I said, it’s been a while since I’ve been with a woman. Especially a pretty one with some expert hands. ****...I shouldn’t be here. I should leave. 


[Sound of soft kissing] 


….Why did you do that? [A pause] You wanna take care of me? But...but, ma’am… Oh, ****...your lips feel so good on my neck. And my chest. They’re so soft and sweet. (growls) ****, I can’t take this anymore. 


[Sound of insistent kissing] I’ve been wanting to kiss you since we met. Such a sexy little thing like you… 


(hisses as she grabs you) Grabbing at my ****, huh? (chuckles) Alright, you asked for it, princess. Get on your knees. Right ******* now. Let me just unzip this suit… 


[Sound of zipper coming done] (chuckles cockily) Like what you see, huh? I told you I was big. Now Sorry, baby, but I’m not about the foreplay tonight. I’m too riled up and you already said you’d reward me for my generosity, right? 


Then do it. Show me what you got. Open. Your *******. Mouth. 


[Blowjob improv] That’s it, baby! Take all of that superhero **** down your pretty throat. ****, you’re doing such a good job. Such a nice reward. Keep this up and you’ll get a nice little reward yourself. 


[Moaning & dirty talk improv as she continues to blow you] 


Enough. Get up and get on the bed. Spread your legs, baby. Wider for me, c’mon. [A pause] Theeere you go! Good girl. (chuckles) You like me calling you that, don’t you? That little whimper you let out says everything. ****, you looking into my eyes with your ***** spread like that is gonna drive me crazy. But let’s not waste time, shall we? Let me give you your reward. 


[Cunnlingus improv] ****, you taste so good! And those moans are delicious. I don’t know who’s being rewarded here; you or me? 


Feel free to grip my hair, baby. Grip any part of me. I can take all of it. I’ve taken worse things before, but damn...I think you’re winning this battle. You’re like ******* kryptonite to me. How the **** are you this sexy? 


[Cunnlingus improv w/ moaning & dirty talk improv] 


(You gasp as you pull away from her) Kiss me. Taste yourself on my lips. [Sound of kissing] Taste good? (groans) ****, that naughty little smile! You’re really gonna get it now, baby. Get on top of me. What, did I ******* stutter? You heard me. 


Get on top of me before I ******* make you do it. (chuckles) No, you won’t hurt me. I told you that I’ve taken worse. 


(hums in satisfaction) Good girl. Now sink that ***** down onto my ****. You can take it, baby. Just take it slow. Don’t hurt yourself. I want it bad, but not bad enough for you to cause harm to yourself. (laughs) Hey, I’m horny, but I’m not an asshole. 


[Moaning as she sinks down] **** yes, that’s perfect! Arch your back. 


You like that, baby girl? You like this superhero **** inside of you? Not like the other cocks that have been inside you before, right? I’m hitting all the right spots. [Thrusts between lines] Every. Single. Time. 


[Moaning & dirty talk improv as you **** her from underneath] 


[Moaning between dialogue] How the **** do you feel so ******* good? This ***** is gonna make me come back every single night. Maybe we can do that, you think? Every time I need a pick-me-up from saving the world, I sneak through your window and **** your pretty brains out. You’d like that, baby girl? Huh? 


Then show me. ******* show me how bad you want that. 


[Moaning & dirty talk improv as you **** her from underneath] 


Yeah, girl? You like the way I pin both of your wrists behind your back and grip that ass with the other? 


You’re so ******* beautiful I can understand why any man would bother you. But you’re mine. I’m the only one who’ll be able to give it to you like this. Only I can make you feel like this right. Just like you make me feel. 


*in a whiney tone* You make me feel so good, baby. You’re mine! You ******* understand me? You’re all ******* mine. 


[Moaning & dirty talk improv as you get closer] 


You want me to cum, don’t you? You want me to fill that ***** up? Then show me. Grind against me, baby. Show me how much you want me to cum. Make us both cum, come on. 


Come on, baby. You can do it. Show me how much you ******* appreciate me saving you tonight. [Moaning & dirty talk improv as you **** her from underneath] 


[Gasping as you get closer] I’m gonna ******* cum! I’m gonna you the creampie of your ******* life. I want you to cum with me. Do it. Don’t hold back. Cum for me, girl! 


[Improv as you finally climax] 


[Improv as you come down from your high] (softly sighs) Wow...oh, wow. That...that was spectacular. I… (gasps) ****, are you okay? I didn’t hurt you, did I? I know I got pretty rough around the end. 


[A pause] You liked it too, huh? Well, I’m glad I could please you. (chuckles) Oh, you’ve definitely pleased me, girly. I think that wicked creampie I gave you speaks for itself. Come here. Let me hold you in my arms. 


[You cuddle] (sighs) This is so nice. I could definitely get used to this. You and me, I mean...that is, if you want it too. 


[Sound of soft kissing] I’ll take that kiss as a yes. You sure can handle dating a superhero, baby girl? I wouldn’t let any harm come your way, but...I’m not like normal guys. There are times where I’ll show up battered and bruised or times where we might not be able to spend the night together or– Mmph! [She kisses you] 


(chuckles) Trying to shut me up, huh? Alright then, bossy girl. We’ll do it your way. This could definitely be the start of something beautiful. 


[A pause] Hm? Oh, shit, you’re right. I should probably get out of here. Crime doesn’t sleep tonight. You can help me get dressed if you’d like. 


[Improv as you get dressed] 


****...I really don’t wanna leave you. Will you still be awake later tonight? If you’re not, leave the window cracked for me. I’ll be back. You can definitely count on that, baby. Wait for me. 


[You leave her window] 


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