"Be Careful on Those Dating Sites" by littlemissjazz _______________ Scene Setup: The night is crisp and dark with not a star in the sky. The moon glows full and round, giving the air an eerie feel. You sit at a table in a secluded space of a five-star restaurant complete with all of the works of a romantic evening: candles, wine and piano playing quietly from somewhere in the room. The lighting is dim, giving the room a romantic, intimate atmosphere. The restaurant is empty. Only the waiters and chefs are occupying the place. You are currently sipping on your red wine, patiently waiting for your meal to finally make his arrival. When the doors to the restaurant open, you turn your head and see that he has finally made his anticipated arrival. ______________________ ***Script Starts Here [Sound of piano & restaurant ambience in the background] (hums in delight) *in a sultry voice* Well. It’s about time you got here. I suppose I could let your lateness slip on the account that you look so yummy in that suit. My, you clean up well, baby. Black looks good on you. [A pause as he compliments you] (giggles) Well, thank you. I’ve always been told red suits the color of my skin. Actually, this dress suits me quite nicely, don’t you think? I decided to wear the kind that’s off the shoulder so you can just see the dip of my collarbones and that slip of cleavage. (giggles seductively) No, go ahead and look, baby. There’s no shame in looking. Besides, there’s no one here. I chose this restaurant for our date on purpose. Especially this part of the restaurant. It’s nice and secluded here with only the candlelight to keep us company. Come on, sit. I hope you don’t mind. I already ordered for us. You said in your bio that you’re a vegetarian, yes? So, I ordered you a nice linguine while I went for a steak. [A pause] Raw? (laughs) Oh, no, darling. I just like mine extra bloody. Consider me a carnivore. I ordered us some wine as well. I just adore red wine, don’t you? [A pause] A fan of white, hm? Well, aren’t you just full of surprises. Red isn’t all that bad. Go ahead and have a taste. *in a demanding tone* I said…have a taste. [A pause] Yes, I am very demanding. That is one of the many things you’ll learn about me as we go farther into this date. Now that the greetings are out of the way, I’d like to thank you for coming tonight. Even though we have been chatting for 3 weeks, a lot of people are iffy when it comes to meeting people from online dating websites. How can I blame them? So many weirdos out there… [A pause] You? Oh, you’re the worst of them, honey. Choosing white wine instead of red? You might as well be a serial killer….Though you don’t have that serial killer look. You’re way too cute for that. Besides, a man who appreciates yoga and animals as it says in your bio isn’t exactly serial killer material, don’t you agree? (giggles) So, I have to ask why you decided to make a dating profile in the first place. You had mentioned before that you were iffy when your friends pushed you for online dating. [A pause] Mmm-hmm…That makes sense. Your expectations can be squashed once you meet a person from behind a screen.. Not all the time though. And like I said, there are weirdos lurking on those sites. You never know just who you’ll meet. [A pause] Me? Well, I decided to make a profile because a girl can get lonely. She can get…hungry. Hungry for affection. Hungry for passion. Hungry for simple conversation with a nice-looking man in a suit sipping his wine and eating his linguine. I always loved the anticipation of sitting with a handsome man and undressing him with my eyes. [A pause] Am I doing that with you? *seductivelt* Well, what do you think, baby? Am I? (giggles) You’re so cute! You try to act like you’re not nervous, but I can see it in you. In the way you shift in your seat or how your eyes dart away from mine. Don’t be so jumpy, honey. I won’t bite…unless you want me to. [A pause] I’m not like other women? What does that mean? [A pause] I’m different, you say? How so? You barely know me! We’ve only been talking for 3 weeks and just met in person tonight. How do you know I’m different, baby? [A pause] I’m more direct, you say. Well, there are plenty of direct women out there. Some women like the chase. I consider myself one of them, but I like to be the one chasing instead. I like the hunt. The rush. The anticipation of getting a man under me and finally sinking my claws in their skin. [A pause] (laughs) Am I a serial killer? No, I’m not. I wouldn’t want to get blood under my nails. Besides…why would I want to hurt someone like you? So cute and helpess…like a little deer… Hmm…you’ve barely touched your wine, baby. Is something wrong? [A pause] You feel weird? Dizziness? Could it be you drank too much? Why don’t you go to the bathroom and clean yourself up? [A pause] (scoffs) Leave? Now why would you leave me? The date only just started. And it wouldn’t be wise to drive home when you’re feeling so strange. Would you like some water? (coos) Look at that flush. You’re so ******* adorable. I feel so bad that you’re feeling like this. [A pause] Now why are you getting up, baby? Why would you leave me? You move quicker and those drugs are going to work even faster on your system. I knew it was a good idea to crush them up and put them in your wine before you got here. They’re in your pasta too. Ah-ah, baby. No moving. I told you not to move. [Sound of a thud] (tuts) Now look at you..all sprawled out on the floor. And you spilled your wine. You’re a mess, darling! But don’t worry; I’ll take care of you. You’re mine now, pretty boy. And you’re going nowhere. (clears throat) Oh, waiter! Check please! [A pause] No, no, he’s just a little tipsy. Had too much of the wine. Don’t worry, I’ll scoop him up. And no dessert, please. I have my dessert right here. (giggles) ***Scene Cut (To your palace bedroom) [Sound of a roaring fireplace crackling] [Sound of footsteps] Ah, so you’re finally awake! Splendid! I was beginning to think I overdid it on those drugs. Just wanted to unsure that you didn’t awaken during the prepping process. [A pause] (giggles) Yes, darling. The prepping process. That’s why you’re bound and you smell that massage oil. Had to make sure your skin was nice and soft for the next stage. Mmm…you sure do look yummy in the firelight…the oil glinting off your skin…You look good enough to eat. (cackles) Struggle all you want. It is useless, my darling. But you sure look cute doing so. Those bounds are tight enough to cut skin so I’d be careful. I can’t tell you how delicious you look, honey: sprawled out on my satin sheets…*****…with your arms above your head and your legs spread apart…and that ****! (moans in delight) So big. So thick. Not too hard yet, but I’ll get it there. I’m a woman of skill. And how do I look? Doesn’t this bodice just cling to my body, filling out my curves? Don’t you just love the way it pushes up my *******? Or how about the way it makes my ass look? The nylon stockings and the heels make my legs look extra delicious too, I must say. (coos) You look so scared! What’s the matter, baby? You still on that “prepping process”, hm? It’s simple really: I prepped you for the next stage of the night. This is what I do with all of my victims…I mean, dates. I search for the cutest man on social media, dating site or not, talk to them, get into their heads and their hearts, and then, once we meet…I pounce. I sink my teeth right into them and take exactly what I want: their blood. And you, my pretty man, are no different. But this is only when I get so hungry, so in need of a feast. And usually, I would’ve sunk my teeth into you by now. But tonight, in celebration of a full moon, I wanted something different. Something to satisfy another hunger of mine. And you, my beautiful, hopeless, foolish man, are going to give me just that. We’re going to have some fun tonight before you become my feast. But first we have get that **** hard, don’t we? Here, let me help. Hold still while I put this blindfold on you. [A pause] Can you see? Nod your head if you can. [A pause] Good boy. Those lips of yours look so delicious. I just have to nip at them… [Sound of nibbling & kissing sounds] Aww, those sweet little whimpers! Mmm, I wanna hear more of them. Keep them up as I drag my teeth down that neck of yours. [Improv as you nibble at his neck] My, you taste so sweet! I can tell your blood will satisfy me in ways I can barely imagine. I can feel your pulse jumping in that neck. Maybe I should assess you lower…run my hands down those arms…that chest…that stomach… But not touching your ****. Not yet. Gotta get you riled up first. Mmm, I’m gonna ruin you so good, darling. [Foreplay improv w/ dirty talk & kissing sounds] My, those noises! Are you enjoying this, baby? Is the fear getting you excited? (snickers) Shake your head all you want. Your body says different. Your breathing has changed. Your pulse is jumping under my fingertips. Your muscles are clenched. The blindfold must make this all even more intense. Fear and arousal…a confusing yet intoxicating combination, no? (giggles) Mmm, such a beautiful man you are. It’s going to hurt when I’m finished with you…but we’re not there yet, are we? I haven’t even gotten to your **** yet. Speaking of which… [You undo his pants] Oh, wow! It’s gotten so big and hard. And it’s twitching! Mmm, that blood is probably just pumping in there, isn’t it? [A pause] Mmm, did you feel that? Those sharp points? You wouldn’t even know if it was two daggers or my fangs, would you? (sharp intake of breath) Ooooh, yes! Your **** just twitched again! Does not knowing make you feel excited? Does a woman taking control of you make you so ******* horny? (growls) Alright. Enough teasing. Let me get my hands on you. (moans in delight) Oh, so hard! And so thick too. I can barely fit my hand around you. You’re a big boy, aren’t you, baby? You’re MY big boy tonight. Yes, thrust those hips up into my hand, darling. You can’t even stop yourself because it feels so good. Don’t be scared, my darling. Thrust those hips up into my hand. Show me how good this feels for you. Let me go a little faster. [You stroke him faster] Oooh, those sounds! So lively and helpless! Those hips are just bucking, aren’t they? [A pause] What’s that? I’m going too fast, am I? (chuckles) Too bad. You’re not in charge here, darling. I am. [Moaning in between dialogue] Oh, the pleasure is just unbearable, isn’t it? You can just feel that cum building inside that shaft, hm? You gonna cum for me, pretty man? You gonna cum? [You slow down] Ah-ah-ah. Bad boy. No cumming unless I tell you too. Now let’s start again. Let me stroke that **** up and down… [You begin again] Hard and fast…Yes, yes, yes! Cry out for me, darling! Let the halls know of the pleasure I am giving you! Mmm, it’s building again! I can feel it! Closer…closer…closer… Aaand [You slow down] …slowing down. (laughs) My goodness, you’re so expressive! Let me get a taste of that precum bubbling from the head. [Licking sounds] Mmm, so sweet! I’m torturing you, aren’t I? Don’t worry, pretty man. I’m just as hungry as you. I can no longer wait. Let me climb on top of you. (moans softly) Mmm, do you feel that? do you feel how hot and ******* wet I am? Mmm, don't you love it? Don’t you just want me to sink down onto that thick, hard **** of yours? I need an answer, darling. Beg for me. Beg me to sink down onto your ****. [A pause] Gooood boy. [You sink down onto his ****] Ohhhh, **** YES. [Gasp] Mmmm, wow! Your **** could barely fit around my hand and now I...oh, now I have to force myself down. You’re stretching me out so much! I knew that your dick would be so delicious. It hits all the right spots. [Moaning improv] [You bounce up & down on him forcefully] [Moaning] Can you...****, can you guess what the stinging sensation is? Can you guess, little pet? (giggles) My, you are so smart! Yes, those were my nails! Your blood looks so delectable. Let me just lean down and… [Wet licking sounds] Mmm, your blood is so delectable! I can taste the fear and the arousal in it. But let me not get ahead of myself. Shh, hold still, handsome. Just enjoy this tight, wet ***** slamming down on your **** while I lean down and tear at that skin with my fangs. [Improv as you ride him & bite his skin] *In a seductive, sweet tone* Mmm, ****, little man! I have had many cocks inside me…but yours is by far the best. It’s stretching me out…stroking that G-spot so good! And your blood taste so good! Dripping down my chin…my fingers…my ****… [Wet *** noises and sexy groans] Oh, ****, I can feel you growing bigger! Are you gonna cum, little man? Hm? You gonna cum for me? [You slow down] Ah-ah, ah.... (giggles) What, you really thought I’d let you cum so quickly? Squirm and curse all you want. It just makes me wetter. I’ll only let you cum if you say one little thing for me. Tell me you’re mine. Say you’re my little pet. [Licking & suckling sounds] Tell me as I lap up that blood dripping from your neck. Tell me you’re mine. Say it! Tell me, little man! [Moaning in between dialogue] Mmm, good boy! Good ******* boy! You’re gonna blow your load inside me...and I’m gonna cum all over that delicious **** of yours. And once I’ve drained every last bit of seed out of that dick...I’m gonna do what I planned to do to you since we met. Oh, I’m gonna feast upon your blood and satisfy all of my cravings. I'm gonna make you mine. So cum! Cum while you still can, my pet! Oh, ****, I can feel you growing bigger and harder inside me! My ***** is clenching so tight, isn’t it? Yeah, you want me to go faster? [You ride him faster] ****, I’m gonna cum! I want you to cum too! Come on, cum for me! Cum, my helpless, weak, pretty man! [Moaning, squealing & groaning sounds intensify] Cum! Cum, you pathetic, beautiful man! Cum for me right now! Do it! Spill that seed inside of me as I sink my fangs into that gorgeous neck! [Sound of you biting into his neck; wet suckling sounds] [Improv as you finally climax while biting him] ****! Your cum is so hot! And so is your blood in my mouth! [Soft gasping] So good…so delicious. I feel so warm. [Shuddering] Oh, ****, I’m shaking! Feel my sink my nails into that chest as I, mmm…ride out that orgasm. So good… [Soft panting & sighing as you come down from your high] Oh, my…I really made a mess, didn’t I? (giggles) Consider me satisfied. And look at you. You’re already growing pale and your eyes are glowing the same red as mine. Soon those fangs will come in, sharp and ready for the taking. Here…let me lay next to you, my pet. (sighs softly) That was so wonderful. You’ve definitely satisfied my appetite for months to come, my love. And now…you’re mine. Forever. ***Script Ends Here