"A Better Payment" by littlemissjazz ___________ [Sounds of soft jazz music playing, glasses clinking & people chatting] [Sound of a match lighting as Man #2 lights a cigar] Man #2: *pissed off* The motherfucker’s late. Man #1: *calmly* Relax, man. You keep smokin’ those cigars and you’re gonna kill yourself before we get this money. Man #2: (scoffs) If we even get the fuckin’ money at all. This punk has been sneakin’ around us and what he owes us for almost five months now. I wouldn’t be surprised if he decided to take the money and run with it. Man #1: He wouldn’t do that ‘cause he’d know we’d find him and smoke his ass. This world is only so big. But I agree with you. We could’ve gotten snagged by the police if anyone suspected we were dealin’ with the Russians. And they don’t play nice. Man #2: Not to mention those Russians could’ve killed us if we ****** up. This fucker owes us his fuckin’ life. We didn’t have to take it at all but we did and now he owes us big time. Man #1: I see him now. He’s comin’ through that door. Man #2: ****, finally! [a slight pause] Wait, who is...who the **** is that? Man #1: Probably his wife, or his girl. You know how gangsters got their own molls nowadays except for us. *lowly* Mmm, she’s beautiful, isn’t she? Man #2: *breathlessly* Shit, she’s more than that. She’s fuckin’ gorgeous. That dress is way too fuckin’ tight on her. Man #1: And that hair is so glossy. *concerned* And she does not look happy. At all. She looks like she would rather be anywhere but here. Man #2: What do you think her story is? Her man beatin’ up on her? ‘Cause I don’t play with that shit. Man #1: Shh! He’s nearly over here. Be calm. Man #2: (snorts) Calm? That ain’t my forte and you know it, brother. You’re the one who does the talkin’ anyway. He’s comin’ over. You know what to do. Man #1: (clears throat) So I see you decided to finally show up...after five months of bein’ MIA. And who’s this lovely woman right here? Never seen her before. Man #2: No, we would’ve remembered a beautiful face like that. *speaking to listener* What’s your name, sweetness? [a slight pause] Mm, a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. So you know of us, huh? [a slight pause] *speaking to listener’s boyfriend* *angrily* Aye, don’t tell her to be quiet. I don’t give a shit if that’s your girl or not, fuckwad. You don’t talk to women like that. Man #1: *whispers* Relax. We can’t blow our cover. *in a stern tone* Nah, we don’t want your apologies. We could’ve gone to prison or been killed by those Russians takin’ care of your dirty work. It’s been five fuckin’ months of this shit. We want what you owe us. Man #2: And every cent. No cheatin’ us. Man #1: [a slight pause] So you have it, eh? Well, then pull it out. We don’t got all say, ‘specially not for you. *whispering* You gotta cool it, man. Man #2: *whispering* I don’t like the way he’s treating her. Look at the way he’s grabbing her arm! He’s too rough. Way too rough for a pretty thing like her. Man #1: *whispering* As much as I wanna put my gun in this man’s head for puttin’ his hands on a woman, I’d much rather get this money and… *angrily* did he just fuckin’ shake her? Man #2: See? I told you he’s too rough with her! Man #1: What can we do about it though without causin’ a fight? We came here for the money and- Man #2: About that...I’m startin’ to think that maybe the money is useless. Man #1: Wait, what? Weren’t you the main one complainin’ about it a few minutes ago? Man #2: That was before I saw the real money in that little red dress. You can’t tell me she’d make a good prize. Man #1: Wait...you’re sayin’ you want her instead of the money? Man #2: No! I mean...yes, but I just mean what if we take her instead of the money and get her away from this asshole? She doesn’t have to become our slave or anythin’. Man #1: I..I mean, shit, I agree with you that this woman is more valuable than money. I’d do anythin’ to have her in my arms and in my bed, but...it’s not gonna work. Man #2: Can’t we just try? Look at her! She’s miserable with this asswipe! We leave her alone with him and he’s gonna hurt her. I promise you that. And plus, we got more than enough money. I don’t want or need this asshole’s cash. Man #1: Alright, fine, I’ll try. *in a stern voice* On second thought, we don’t want your money. I understand that you went through a lot for it, but we honestly don’t give a shit. You should’ve thought about that before you came up to us five months later. No, we want somethin’ more. Man #2: Somethin’ better. Man #1: We want her. (scoffs) Who the **** do you think we’re talkin’ about? Yes, we mean your woman. You either give her to us as payment or we’ll take her by force. Man #2: And trust me: you don’t want us to force anythin’ on you. There will be blood. Man #1: [a slight pause] *speaking to listener* Wait...you wanna go with us? Really? Man #2: God, this can’t get any better! Man #1: *speaking to listener’s boyfriend* Well, uh...that settles it then. She comes with us. [a slight pause] It doesn’t matter what you want anymore, jackass. The lady said she doesn’t want you anymore. [a slight pause] Hey, don’t fuckin’ touch her! [Sound of a smack] Man #2: Did you just... (growls) you motherfucker. [Sound of a punch] Man #1: Jesus! (laughs) ****, she broke his fuckin' nose! Thatta girl! Man #2: Don't bruise him up too much, sweetness. We need a piece of that action too. [Sound of knuckles cracking] [Sound of a physical altercation & gunshots] Man #2: Dammit! I got him in the arm. I was aimin’ for the chest. Man #1: *speaking to listener* Come here, sweetness. Are you alright? Shit, your nose is bleedin’. *speaking to listener’s boyfriend* Oh, you don’t like bleedin’, huh? How do you think your girl feels? Oh, wait, she’s not yours anymore. She’s ours now. Man #2: You’re lucky we didn’t kill you tonight. A piece of shit like you would deserve it. Good luck tryin’ to get yourself out of here alive without bleedin’ out. *speaking to the listener* Here, honey, take this napkin. C’mon, take my hand. Let’s get outta here. Man #1: There’s nothin’ left here for us. You’re ours now. [Scene Cut To Your Living Room] Man #1: Okay, honey. Here we are. Our humble abode. Yeah, our place is pretty huge, ain’t it? Would’ve stood for a nice apartment but my partner here just can’t stand not showin’ off. Man #2: What’s the point of havin’ money if you can’t show it off? [a slight pause] You like it, huh? Hm, good. Of course, it can get a little lonely in here from time to time. I mean, yeah, we got each other but I’m talkin’ about a romantic kind of loneliness. Half of the women we come across are birds anyway. [a slight pause] Are we really goin’ to keep you? Wait, you thought we were serious? Man #1: Sweetie, we have no intention of keepin’ you here against your will. We only said that so your man could stop beatin’ on you. He hit you so hard that your nose bled. He doesn’t even deserve to be called a man in our book. [a slight pause] He did that ‘cause you were out of line? Is that what he’s been teachin’ you? Man #2: That motherfucker...how long have you been with him? [a slight pause] Three months, huh? That’s three months too many. You don’t deserve him, baby. You should’ve left a long time ago. Man #1: [a slight pause] You’re thankin’ us for helpin’ you? Don’t worry about it, gorgeous. Anythin’ to help out a pretty girl in trouble. Man #2: I can’t understand why you didn’t knock his ass out a long time ago. Damn, you pack a punch! I like that in a woman. Man #1: No kiddin’. It’d be a dream to have a woman like you with us. I can’t even remember the last time I felt even remotely close to a girl. Well, I guess this is the end of the line. If you wanna go home, we can drive you...wait, you don’t wanna go? You wanna stay...with us? I don’t understand. Man #2: Sweetie, you don’t have to be here just ‘cause we want you to. It’s not-Mmph! [soft kissing sounds] I...why did you do that? [a slight pause] We make you feel more beautiful than you have in years? Well, shit! I guess you do wanna stay with us. Man #1: Are you sure you want this, babydoll? I mean, we’re not some regular ol’ guys. We’re gangsters. The mafia is no joke. [a slight pause] You’ve been with men like us before? But none of them treated you so good before...Well, if you really wanna stay- Man #2: -Then we can’t stop you. All of this is your call, baby. Man #1: ****, I can’t believe this is actually happenin’. I..want to kiss you. You want that too? ****, c’mere here then, gorgeous. [soft kissing sounds] Fuuuck, is this real? Is this really happenin’ right now? Man #2: I can’t believe it either. I’m gonna have to touch you to see if you’re real. Mmm, ****, your hips feel good in my hands. And you smell so GOOD. Like the sweetest fruit. I wonder what you taste like. Man #1: Way to take it a little far there. Her clothes aren’t even off yet. As for ours. Man #2: Well, then maybe we should take care of. (chuckles) You wanna help with our clothes? By all means, baby, go ahead. We’re all yours. [Sound of clothes rustling] Man #1: (moans) Your hands feel so good runnin’ down my chest like that. [a slight pause] You want us to sit down? For what? Man #2: A surprise? What are you up to, kitten? I mean, I’m all for surprises, but- Woah! [shocked as you are pushed down onto the couch] Jesus, you’re strong! That’s so fuckin’ hot. Man #1: You need a little music, huh? (chuckles) Is this surprise goin’ where I think it’s goin’, baby? Let me hit the record player then. [Sound of music playing] Now let me just sit down. Alright, darlin’, the floor is all yours. Man #2: Fuuuck, yes, that body. God, you’re so beautiful. I love the way your hips move so slowly like that. Man #1: Mmm, and how you flip that hair over your shoulder. Yes, take that dress off for us, baby. Let us see you. Man #2: You were wearin’ that lingerie under your dress the whole fuckin’ time? Mmm, ****, I want you so fuckin’ bad. My **** is practically achin’ in my pants. [a slight pause] Oh? You want us to take ‘em out for you, huh? You wanna see what you’ve been missin’ out on and strip for you? Man #1: Well, if it’s what the lady wants then I guess… [Sound of zippers coming undone] Man #2: Mmm...and there we are, babydoll. Man #1: Two hard, throbbin’ cocks. All for you. You like ‘em, don’t you? You like how they thick and big they are. Man #2: **** YES, the way your hands *** your ******* like that...I need that lingerie off. Right fuckin’ now. Man #1: Maybe we should move this to the bedchambers. Wouldn’t be right to give you these cocks on the couch, now would it? What do you say, baby? [a slight pause] Mmm, good. C’mon then. Man #2: Alright, we are. Now come the **** HERE. [rough kissing sounds] Oh, **** yes, I’m eager! Anyone would be with a beautiful woman half-***** in their bedroom. Man #1: Speakin’ of half-*****...mmm, maybe you should get out of these undies. I mean, unless you don’t wanna join us. Let me just slowly untie those bows behind you and… (moans) Goddamn. Your ******* are amazing... Man #2: Mmm, and off goes those little lace panties. Your ass! It’s so perfect. Man #1: Jesus, you're amazing. Oh, let me kiss those *******. [wet kissing sounds & wet tongue flicks] Yeah, you like the way I flick your nipples with my tongue? Jesus, this is amazing. Man #2: That ass, God it feels good. [a slight pause] What’s that? You want me to spank you? Well, I can’t deny a lady of what she wants. [three or four spanks] Man #1: (groans) Oh, God! You taste so good. Man #2: (grunts) That voice, that body. ****, do you have any idea what you do to people? Any idea what you do to us? Or to me? Man #1: I’m sorry, baby, but I have got to kiss that *****. Let me get on my knees and kiss you. [Wet kissing sounds] Hook your leg over my shoulder, baby. Yes, that's it. Man #2: [rough kissing sounds] Oh, God! Feel me, baby. Feel how hard I am for you. Can you feel my hard **** pressin’ against you? Man #1: Mmm, you wanna hear me tell you how ******* beautiful you are while I kiss and tease your clit? You wanna hear how much we want you? Man #2: (chuckles) Oh, we want you. Man #1: We want you so ******* much. It almost hurts. Man #2: Goddamn, baby, please. Let me **** you. I need to be inside you right now. [a slight pause] You want that too? Oh, ****...okay, let’s go over to the bed. Now bend over. [a slight pause] You heard what I fuckin’ said. Bend. Over. (moans loudly) Ohhh, fuuuck, you’re so fuckin’ wet. Man #1: (moans) You look amazing, baby. You look so good takin’ that ****. Man #2: (moaning loudly) Jesus, you’re...you’re so tight! Man #1: Mmm, you should pound into her. That's it, give it to her good. Man #2: Oh, God yes. [wet, pounding sounds] ****, yes! This feels so good. Man #1: Your *******, bouncin’ up and down like that...you look so amazing to me, kitten. I can’t wait to be inside you too. Man #2: Oh, ****! Yeah, you like that, huh? You want me to come inside you? Man #1: Oh, Jesus, yes! Cum inside her while she cums around your ****. [[a slight pause] What's that? You want my **** in you too? Man #2: Wait...you want both of our cocks? [a slight pause] No! We want this, baby. God, we want this so bad, but are you sure? Man #1: OH, ****! The way you’re strokin’ my **** like that, ****. I guess you do want it, huh? Okay then, baby. Let me just lay down on my back like this and you can get on top me. That’s it, spread your legs just like that. Man #2: Mmm, and I can get behind you and just...UGH, ****...just sink slowly into your ass. [wet, pounding sounds] God, you’re so. Fuckin’. Tight. I-I don’t think I’m gonna last. Man #1: Oh, ****, yes! Yes, bounce up and down on my **** like that, baby. Yeah, you like two cocks fillin’ you up at the same time? Does it make you feel good? Does it make you feel sexy? Man #2: Oh, it should. 'Cause you are so fuckin' sexy to us. [moaning improv from both men] Man #2: Oh, ****! ****, I’m so close! I’m so fuckin’ close, babydoll! Man #1: Oh come inside her, fill her up. Oh, ****, I’m close too...Oh, God, yes please. Oh, goddamn! ****! Man #2: Oh, ****, ****, ****. I’m gonna cum! I’m gonna cum in that *****! [improv to climax] Take all of it. Take every ounce of our cum inside that sweet little *****. [moaning with each pounding trust] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Man #1: OH, YEAH. OH, YES, BABY. Oh, God, I’m gonna cum for you! Cum for me, baby! Cum for us please! [improv to climax] Man #2: (moaning softly) Oh...oh, fuuuuck. (laughs) Jesus Christ. Man #1: That was amazing... you're gorgeous, baby… Mmm, come here. [soft kissing sounds] Man #2: Hey, don’t hog her up. Daddy needs some sugar too. [soft kissing sounds] I’m so glad we decided to take you with us. Man #1: I’m so happy you said yes. We’re gonna treat you so good, sweetie. I promise you that. Man #2: Now, why don’t we all get some rest and..mm, maybe do this again later? [Script Ends]