Picture Perfect All characters are above the age of 18. This is an audio idea, not script. This is good for improv performers or a good starting point to create your own script. If you use this idea, please tag me (@AlexisFire8578) Summary - After quarantine, you and your girl go to the mall for some fun. However, your girl starts to feel negatively about herself. She hates how she looks since she gained a bit of weight after the confinement. You think she’s the sexiest woman ever, and you hate when she feels like this. Using a photo booth, you decide the best to explain how sexy she is to you is to show her. ************************************************************************************************************ Background - It’s been a while since you and the girl have left the house since COVID. Now that the restrictions were lifted, you decided to run some errands at the mall. When you both arrive, the mall is packed. As you run some quick errands, your girl decides to go to the local clothing stores and buy some new clothes. When you get back from your store, you notice a shift in mood. Scene - [Crowd noises in the background. You walk upon your girlfriend with Cinnabon Cinn-A-Sticks and a lemonade] Babe! There you are! I was looking for you all over the food court! (beat) The line was crazy long! I think everyone is happy to be back outside! (beat) Did you text me? Sorry, I must have missed it! Because I had my hands full with CINNA-STICKS! TAH DAH! (beat) Oh, ok… you must not have heard me… BECAUSE I HAD MY HANDS FULL WITH FULL WITH CINNA-STICKS! (beat) Damn. Tough crowd. Even though you were not impressed with my presentation skills, I guess I’ll still give them to you. Here! (beat) Wait, what? (beat) You don’t want any? Babe, this isn’t part of our post-COVID shopping extravaganza. Remember what we planned? One- We go to the mall and pretend we like shopping and being around humans. Two - We eat mall food. Three - We get on the Carousel with our Cinn-a-sticks and pretending we are jousting. Four - We make everyone feel fuckin’ uncomfortable with our antics, and we leave the mall laughing. We have planned this out for weeks, babe! Now you want out? (beat) Whoa whoa…. no baby, don’t cry. (hugs) What happened? You were so excited 30 minutes ago. Tell me, sweetheart! (beat) I won’t laugh, babe. I promise. I just need to know what’s wrong. (beat) You decided to go to Victoria’s Secret? OK… so far, this story sounds great. (beat) I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m listening. (beat) Mhmmmm…. You decided to try on some lingerie... (beat) Goofy grin? What goofy grin? I’m listening intently to your story. (beat) OK, I’m listening intently to your story while imagining you in sexy ass lingerie, yes. (beat) Wait, what do you mean my imagination is better? (beat) Uh-huh. So you tried it on, and you didn’t like it? (beat) Oh… you liked it, but you didn’t like yourself in it? (beat) Wait, you didn’t think I would like it? (beat) Awww baby. No, it’s ok, please don’t cry. [hugs] (beat) You felt like you got fatter during the confinement, and you look ugly? (beat) So, that’s why you don’t want anything sugary? (beat) Baby, if you don’t want to eat sugary sweets for health reasons, I’ll support it. However, I won’t support you doing this if you feel that you have to look a certain way. (beat) Baby, number one, everyone put on weight during the confinement. Everyone was locked in their homes for months. The gym was closed, and people could barely go outside. No one should have been expected to keep the same weight they were going in. (beat) You could have tried harder? What? Baby, we’re living during a pandemic. You were not expected to come out a perfect person from this. This pandemic gave us obstacles that we never thought we would have to face. We were just trying to survive. (beat) Don’t put this pressure on yourself, baby. The “shoulda, woulda, and coulda” are nothing more than negative mistruths. Baby, you did what you could, and frankly, you did terrific during this time. (beat) You feel you lost your groove? You don’t feel sexy anymore? (beat) Uh-huh….. (beat) Hmmmmm ok….. Baby, I need to show you something. Come here. (beat) [You get up from the food court and walk towards the exit. The conversations are still in progress.] Ok, we’re here! (beat) Yes, this is a photo booth. (beat) Why are we here? Let’s get in, and I’ll show you. [Enters into the photo booth and pulls the curtain] (beat) Wait, who said anything about taking pictures? (beat) Stand in front of me, baby. (beat) So to summarize what you told me: You feel that you have lost your groove. You don’t feel sexy and attractive anymore because of the weight gain. You think it’s affecting our relationship negatively. Correct? (beat) OK… then explain this - (Unzips pants and pulls out your throbbing ****) Explain why I’ve had a hard-on since the moment we’ve left the house. (Beat) Damn right my **** is out! It’s because you’re sexy as HELL! (Beat) Baby... (Grabs helms of dress and bunches of round thighs) You put on my favorite spring dress. My eyes have been glued to your ass since you put this dress on. When I couldn’t see your ass, my eyes rest on these.... (Grabs **** and shakes them) These amazing ****. I love when they fuckin’ bounce with every step you take. (Beat) Speaking of which.... pull down your straps. I wanna see them. (Beat) Shhhhh.... baby stop it. Don’t worry. People will think we’re taking a picture. Now pull down your damn straps. (While pulling down straps, procede to start rubbing your shaft.) (Beat) Oh, **** me. Look at those. Come here. Come here and put these **** in my face while I rub my ****. [Your girl holds ******* together and press them on your face. You start licking and sucking on her nipples. Your girl reaches down and starts rubbing your ****] Mmmmmmm…. Yes, baby! Fuckin’ touch me. (beat) See? There’s that smile! I love seeing you so fuckin happy. (beat) Oh…. you like it when I suck hard. Wanna know how I else I know you like it? [Reaches under her dress and starts rubs her ***** outside of panties] Your ***** gives you so much away. (beat) Shh…. no one is paying attention to us. Everyone is happy to be out. This the last place they wanna be… a small confined space. Baby… shhhhh…. [Continues rubs her ***** outside of panties] Close your eyes and focus on my fingers. Focus on me making you feel so fuckin’ good. Your clit is so swollen for me. I just want to put my mouth on it. (beat) I love when you moan, baby. I wonder what sound you make when I do this. [You part her panties and stick two fingers inside of her. You also grab a nipple in your mouth while fingering her faster and faster. Your thumbs rub her clit to feel the full effect.] (beat) Baby…. I feel you squeezing on my fingers. You’re so close to coming. But I don’t want you to come yet. Turn around and put that ass in my face. [As she turns around, you start the machine to take pictures. She doesn’t notice. You lift her dress and expose her beautiful round ass.] Oh, god! Let me see that *****, baby! Take off your panties. [Your girl reaches behind and slowly strips off her panties to expose her plump *****.] Give them to me. (beat) Keep ‘em. That’s what I’m going to do. Hand them over. [You give her ass a playful spank as she reaches back and hands you her panties. You give a hard moan as you stroke your thick ****. The pre-cum is dripping from the tip. You open your mouth and stick out your tongue.] Thank you. Now, back that ***** onto my tongue. I need to taste you. [She pushes her back to you, and you start to devour her sweet *****. She’s so fuckin’ wet that the sounds make you harder. She covers her mouth with one hand and holds on to the booth with the other. She doesn’t realize that her photo is being taken. You press your tongue deeperr into her while playing with her ass.] Baby, you taste so fuckin’ good! I can’t wait for you to taste yourself on my mouth. But (long slurp) I need you to come first. Come for me. [You suck hard on her clit, and that puts her apart She cums all over your face as you slurp up the juices. You lightly kiss her sensitive *****, and that makes her shiver under your touch. You need to be inside her.] (Beat) Whoa whoa whoa! Where do you think you’re going? (Beat) Baby… I’m not even close to being done with you yet. I need you to understand how fuckin’ sexy you are to me. [You pull her onto your lap and begin to kiss her.] Baby.. [kiss] I need to **** you. Right here. Right now. [Kiss] You do it. Put me inside you. Guide me in. [Your girl looks back at you with a sexy smile. She lifts herself and aligns your **** to her opening. While maintaining eye contact, she slowly slides her soaked ***** onto your throbbing ****. You almost bust a nut from feeling her walls close in on you.] You want me to hold your hips? (beat) Yeah? **** me! [She starts to ride you as you hold her hips to keep her in place. The photobooth is still taking pictures as she bounces up and down on her ****. You grab one of her ****, and you begin to pound into her. Faster and faster, she slips up and down on your ****.] Baby, you look so sexy on my ****! I wanna see you come for me again. (beat) Oh, you’re close? Me too, baby! **** me faster! I need to come. [You pull her hair back and kiss her. She rides you harder and harder before her ***** constricts on your ****. She breaks the kiss to moan loudly in her mouth. She caught the wave, and she came. Seeing her break apart, the pressure on your balls is too great, and you spill yourself deep inside her.] [Once you both come down, you kiss her passionately.] I love you so fuckin’ much, baby. (beat) Oh, you’re so welcome, baby. I have a surprise for you. [Reach into the machine and pull out the pictures that were taken of her. She takes a look and is first surprised but then excited.] See? This is what I see! That is a woman enjoying herself. That’s a woman in a fit of passion. She’s not worried about how she looks or how she acts. (beat) You like her? Well, I love her. (kisses) (beat) Whenever you don’t feel sexy, pull these photos out as a reminder. And when you do, call me so I can help you remember too. (beat) Of course, my love! I love you too. Not get yourself ready quick because I’m 99.9% sure someone heard us fuckin so we better get the **** outta here. [You start to get dressed quickly as you see your girlfriend looking for something. ] Are you looking for something? (beat) Don’t worry I gotta ‘em. (beat) Yeah no thanks. These are mine. (beat) Cause I need to keep them. (beat) Why? Because I want my cum to slide out of you as a reminder of how sexy you are. If you don’t want anyone seeing, I guess you goin to run out to the car quickly then! But before we bust outta here, give me one more kiss. (beat) I love you. You are the sexiest girl in the world. I never want you to feel like this again. Do you understand me? [Kisses] Good. And one more thing? (beat) You owe me cinn-a-sticks! -End-