[sink running] Hey! No, no, I don't mind doing dishes, it's the least I can do. That was honestly one of the best dinners I've had! Oh don't be sorry about your friends! But they sure can throw 'em down right? I've been roommates with Ashley for months now and I've never seen her drink like that [laughs]. Is she still knocked out? Oh, she's sleeping in the guest room, gotcha. She... will not remember tonight, I guarantee [chuckles] What about the others? Ah, good to know they all took Ubers, at least your friends are responsible! [turns off sink] Hey, where should I put these plates? Ah, right. Oh! I'm sorry, you know I'd love another glass of wine, but I have to drive us home. Sorry... Oh... Stay the night? really? You'd be okay with that? Yeah, totally, I could share the bed with Ashley. That's so kind of you! To be honest, I was dreading the hour drive... That's honestly really sweet, thank you. So... uh... [awkward pause] I'll guess I'll take that glass then! [chuckles] Thanks! Yeah, living room, sure. [sitting down] You know, it's been so long since I've met new people, let alone at a party! Ever since I've moved here I've been trying to get used to the city but, well, you know how it is. Long hours at work make socializing difficult. Seriously, today was great, though. And also... You're an incredible chef! Where did you learn to cook like that? [flirty] Oh, self taught, impressive. I've actually been meaning to cook more... eating out every day's so expensive. Yeah, Ashley doesn't really cook either so our kitchen is relatively untouched... yeah... [awkward pause] So... how long have you known Ashley? Oh, since childhood, dang. Have you... ever...? [laughs] Wow, that was an emphatic no! Geez, man! [laughs] Like a sister, right, right, I getcha. Yeah she's just the sweetest. All your friends are so kind! I hope you guys let me hang with you again! [chuckles] Aw... you can tell they liked me? Thank you, honestly. [chuckles] I'm happy you like me too. After the first few months alone meeting everyone today like this was a godsend! All you guys are so great. [Chuckle] [awkward pause] [Clears throat] So, if not Ashley, are you dating anyone? Single? Yeah, same, same, hi five. [Hi-fives] [chuckles] It's honestly better for me at the moment, though, I don't think I'd have the time and energy, you know? [burp] [hard, embarrassed laugh] Oh geez, excuse me, I'm sorry. [chuckles] Damn, I've been alone so long I've forgotten all my manners! [laughs] Oh, you're cool with it? [responding to the guy's burp] Ohh, shit! That one was way louder than mine[laughter]! Alright... [flirty] I see you. You're one of the cool ones [chuckles]. Dude Ashley's got some gnarly burps sometimes, you would know. [laughs] Seriously right?? She's so gross [laughs] But I love it, I hate when people are stuck up when it comes to shit like that. Oh, you've seen things with Ashley, have you? Yeah, it's only been a few months but I've seen things too [chuckles]. I love her so much [chuckles]. Hey, but she's hot when she needs to be! Well, you might not think so, but objectively speaking, she can get it [chuckles]. Oh, my, yes, that's true though. She never shaves her legs! I think it's cus she prefers long pants anyways, she sees no point. Oh, do I? [chuckles] No, no, no dude, seriously it's totally fine, I don't mind talking about stuff like this. I shave like... every month or so? It sorta depends on the whether or not if I'm like, you know, meeting someone. But look! [flirty] My legs are freshly shaven now! Feel my ankles! [chuckles] It's such a nuisance to do it though, especially when I'm tired at the end of the day [sigh]. Men are so lucky they don't have to... Oh, other parts, right, right [chuckles] I getcha. I guess that's where the real danger is, huh? I can't imagine dealing with you you guys got goin on down there [laughs] Yeah that I definitely don't unless I'm meeting a guy. Like even now it's been a while since I shaved my puss... Sorry, is that TMI? [Giggle] I blame the wine! It's making me talk! [Chuckles] I'm glad you're comfortable with it. Please excuse my loose tongue. Oh, you shaved yesterday? Wow, always at the ready, huh? Ayy, I see you. [chuckles] Oh more for comfort? Yeah that's definitely true. When I let it grow too much it definitely gets annoying. Gah! I need to stop talking! [laughs] Ah, thank goodness you find it funny. I like people like you who aren't afraid of talking about shit like this. Like, we're all you human, right? No need to be embarrassed. Glad you're one of the cool ones, man. Here, to being ******* human [clinks wine glass, takes sip] H... have I ever been shaved? What do you mean? Oh, like, by another person! [chuckles] No... I never even thought about that. All my exes expected it to always be clean but never helped me do it. I didn't really mind, I guess, but now that I think of it, it would've been nice to get some help. [laughs] If you saw some of the positions I have to contort myself into to get it done, you'd laugh so hard. Did you help shave your exes? Wow, I envy them. What a gentleman you are, my friend, I salute you [Chuckles][awkward pause] [Clears throat] Well... hey, thanks for the wine! And seriously thanks again for letting us stay the night, dinner on me next time! I should probably head to bed now, holy shit it's 1am! What's up? You look like you want to say something... [laughs] Why are you laughing? Is it something I said? [flirty] Hear you out? What do you mean? [Hard, surprised laugh] Oh geez. [flirty] Are you serious?? Shave me? I mean...... It would be convenient... But, I don't know... [chuckles] [laughs] [flirty] Wow, this is so... *******... hilarious... Are you sure? [long pause] **** it. [laughs] Go get a razor. I'll meet you in your bathroom. [laughs, shuffles to the bathroom] [pause, waiting for him to come with razor] Oh, wow shaving cream too? How thoughtful! [chuckles] Holy shit I can't believe you're down to shave me there. This is ******* crazy. And we are so drunk... [flirty] You better not try anything funny though! [laughs] Am I sure about this? Uh... [Nervous chuckle] Yeah. Yes I am. Thank you for asking. [guy fills up bowl of warm water] You know what your doing! So uh... should I just... Okay... Turn around! [laughs] Yeah I know it makes no sense, but it's weird watching you watch me take my pants off... I don't ******* know [chuckles]. Thanks, buddy. [takes off jeans and underwear] Okay... I'm covering it with my hand... so... I guess you can turn around... [pause] I have nice legs? Thank you... I love running, so I guess it paid off! [embarrassed laughter] Okay... I'll just sit up on here? Wow, laying out a towel for my butt, what a gentleman! Oh my god, never been so vulnerable! [laughs] Alright... Uhm... Are you ready to see? [chuckles] Ok... taking my hands off... [pause] Is... uh... is that a good wow, or a bad wow? [flirty] That... is a very sweet thing to say... given the circumstances... Thank you... Aw, **** you're making me blush! [Chuckles] [He splashes water gently around her area] Mmm... that feels really nice... [laughs] Don't laugh! Your making me laugh! This is so crazy.... [More water, then starts applying shaving cream] You know, I've never actually used shaving cream there, it's usually just soap and water in the shower for me. This is a first! Yeah, you can use your fingers, I don't mind! It's really kind of you to ask. Oh, we can stop anytime I feel uncomfortable? That's so sweet... But, I mean, we're already here, might as well finish the job. And thank you, for being so considerate. [Giggle] Yeah I know your shitfaced, I am too! I don't think we'd be doing this otherwise... [Still applying cream] [soft moan under her breath] That feels... Good... [embarrassed laughter] [continues to apply cream for a bit] [(very) soft moans, trying to hide it] [laughs] Wow is that a brand new razor, just for me? I feel so special! [starts shaving] [heavy breathing] [clears her throat] [chuckles] You're definitely doing a better job than I would... Uh... Lay back a little more? Sure. [shaving] [more heavy breathing] Sorry, what was that? Oh, pfft [laughs] Am I really wet? I'm so sorry that's really embarrassing... I'm sorry... It's just been so long since anyone has... you know... touched me down there... Sorry... [finishes up shaving] [a little out of breath] [clears her throat] Dang that was so quick! No contortion necessary. [chuckles] [turns sink on to wash razor, turns it off] I can dry myself if you... Oh geez, thank you! I'm into this full service experience! [Starting slowly patting and drying her with a towel] [Let's out an audible soft moan] [immediately covers her mouth] [laughs] I'm sorry... that was... um... [Clears throat] um... Are we all done? Yeah? Okay. [Flirty] I'd like to take this time to formally congratulate you on a job well done sir. [Giggle] [long pause] Hey... if you want... you can... and please don't be alarmed or take this in any wrong way... but... [short pause] If you want... you can feel it... it feels really nice when it's bald... No? [slight panic] Ohmygoodness what am I saying I'm so sorry... I... huh? [jokingly annoyed] ha ha, very funny. [chuckles] So... do you want to.... Yeah? Okay... [pause] [Let's out a long moan] Ohmy... oh... yeah... Wow... Your fingers feel really nice... [rubbing, moaning improve] If... Uh... If you want... you can... you can put your fingers... yeah... [moan] Oh yeah... ****... [Fingering improv?] Another finger? Will it fit? [Hard moan] oh... Yeah... **** that's tight... [moaning] I'm so wet... Oh my goodness... Wait wait... What are you... you're gonna lick it? Are you... are you sure? [hard moan] Oh.... FUUUUUCKK.... Dude that feels so... YES... [More moaning, improve] [heavy breathing, moaning] Hey... I'm gonna... I'm gonna cum... ****... [Oral ***] [Moaning] I'm cumming... I'm cumming... ****! [Covers her mouth with her hand] [Long orgasm] [Heavy breathing, calming down] [finding it hard to talk] **** me.... thank you... that was... ****... that was amazing... No one's done that for me in so long... [Recovery][Laughter] I can't believe I'm sitting on your bathroom counter spread out like this... [Giggles] Here, c'mere... let me... let me return the favor. [Gets down and starts undoing his belt] Bedroom? Good idea... [walks over to bedroom] [undoes belt][takes out ****] Oh shit, [chuckles] nice. [starts stroking] Take my top off? Yeah sure, you too though! [Takes off shirt and bra] Do you like them? They aren't the biggest, but they're perky... Aw, you're seriously so sweet... I'm blushing again... [Giggles] [continues stroking] [starts giving head] [Blowjob improv] Here you can... here put you hands on my head... you can be kinda rough if you want, I sorta like it [chuckles]. [continues head, turns into deepthroat] [Deepthroat improv] [Heavy breathing, choking] Does that feel good? [chuckles] Good. [More deepthroat improv] I'm fingering myself right now and it feels sooo good shaved. You made it extra smooth![chuckles] Do uh... you wanna maybe... you know... put it in me? [laughs] [shuffles into position] Here, let me... Yeah, I'm ready... go ahead... [long moan] Ohh... yeah.... [*** improv] [heavy breathing] [moaning] Dude I'm gonna cum again... ****... ****... FUUCKKK [Orgasm] [Out of breath] Holy shit... are you... are you getting close? [Out of breath] Okay... where do you uh... where do you want to finish? No, I don't mind swallowing... [chuckles] After everything you've done for me today you get whatever you want, bud [chuckles]. [shuffles into position] [Oral *** improv] [moaning] Yeah, cum in my mouth... [oral *** improv] [comes in her mouth] [long muffled moan] [swallows] Ho... ly.... shit........ [laughs] [lies down together] [kisses] That... was the best *** I've ever had in a long... Long time [chuckles]. You too? forreal? Thank goodness... Hey. Seriously thank you. I'm glad I got to know you today. Do you mind if we cuddle for a bit? [Snuggles] I can't believe what just happened. [Chuckles] I know! [Snuggle] Hey, can I confess something? Ashley's been trying to get me to meet you for the past few weeks. I really didn't want to because I'm always so busy and meeting guys is just... Another headache... But after hanging out with you today, I'd... Like to get to know you a little more... What do you think? [Long sigh of relief] Oh thank ******* goodness! [Chuckle] [Smiling] You want to take me out on a proper date? [Laughter] I'd love to. [Snuggle]