That Size 
Directions: 
● Talk in a lower, mature voice. 
● Imagine you’re lying beside him, whispering these words in his ear. 
● Words in ALL CAPS are with emotion. 
● (Parenthesis are directions for you.) 
● Take your time. PLEASE do not rush through this. 
● No giggles, moans, or laughs. 
● You are PROFOUNDLY in love with the man you’re talking to. 
(Tempting whisper, desperate) Look at me. Look at your mother. 
(serious) If we do this Chris (dire) there’s no going back. 
(dire) This is for keeps. Do you understand? 
(relieved, in awe) God I was hoping you’d say that. 
(desperate) Tell me I’m your girlfriend, Chris. Tell me you’re in love with your mother. 
(Tempting whisper) Think about my size (say like s-EYE-zzz) Chris. 
Mother’s LARGE wide (say like w-EYE-d) ass. 
(confident) Those hips HAVE to be more than 50 inches. 
(confident, proud) They call you. 
(knowing, lower) They always have. 
(tempting) My brown (pause) thick thighs. Your palms can't even hold it all. 
(sultry, confident) They’re just your size (say like s-EYE-zzz). 
(aching, raw) Pull (pause) and tug my thick cheeks. 
Your tongue ALL over my round cheeks. 
(Shy, playful) What are you gonna do with ALL that ass? 
(aching, understanding) I know EXACTLY what you’ll do. 
(confident, proud) You’ll make me pregnant. 
(understanding) Because that’s what you want. It’s what you NEED. 
(hopeful) And I know that. I’ve always known, Chris. 
(sultry, low) Do my wide hips (pause) make you blush? 
(knowing) You gonna take me to prom. 
(tempting, faint) those big golden ******* (pause) of your mother. 
(in awe) DEEP wonderful cleavage. 
(wanton lust) Our eyes meet (pause) across the dance floor. 
(longing) A SLOW romantic dance (pause) with your mother. 
Your hands (pause) resting on my hips. 
(faint) Tracing that flair (pause) down to my waist. 
(sultry, low) ALL the way down (pause) to my wide (say like w-EYE-d) hips. 
(wistful) Staring at me (pause) like a lover. 
(blunt) After this, we’ll get married. 
(fateful) And I’ll be your bride. (pause) Mother to ALL your children.