"Whore-ergeist!" by littlemissjazz _______________ Script Notes: (for any confusion about the characters) -When referring to the husband: "honey", "my love" and "sir" will be used in the lines. -When referring to the wife: "wife" will be used in the lines. -When referring to Ghost Girl: "pretty girl" or anything along the lines of "ghost girl" will be used in the lines. Have fun! :) __________________ ***Script Starts Here [Sound of glass breaking] Wife: (gasps) *in a panicked* whisper* Honey! Honey, wake up! I just heard something. [A pause] No, I’m serious! I heard something coming from downstairs. Like a glass breaking. I swear, it wasn’t from outside. And we got rid of those raccoons with that rodent poison, remember? They haven’t been over here in weeks. [A pause] *angrily* No, I’m not being ******* paranoid! And it’s not because we just moved into the house only a week ago. I know what I heard! [Sound of a crash] Wife: See?! I told you I’m not paranoid! There’s something down there…or someone. (sighs) No, you’re right. I shouldn’t be thinking like that. M-Maybe a mouse got in here or something. But then…how would we explain everything else that’s been happening lately? [A pause] You know what I mean! The bedsheets disappearing off our bodies late at night and feeling something cold touch us. Different doors to different rooms slamming shut at random times of the day. Or the chairs in the kitchen moving across the floor. Or the giggles coming from other rooms when only one of us is in the house. And I’ve found cucumbers out on the counter early in the morning when I came down to make coffee. How do you explain that? Nobody leaves a perfectly good cucumber out on the counter to spoil! [A pause] What am I saying? *weakly* I…I don’t know what I’m saying. But I know I’m not crazy and I’m not paranoid. And something tells me you know I’m onto something. Come on, let’s go check it out and see. I’m afraid I’ll hear more of my glass being broken. Get your bat. I’ll get my pepper spray and the flashlight. Just be very quiet. We don’t want to be discovered. [Sound of creaky floorboards & footsteps] (gasps) No, sorry….I don’t see anyone in here. Just all my cucumbers sitting out on the damn counter. And it looks like they–or it–dropped some of my finest dishes. Just be careful not to cut yourself. [A pause] No…no, I don’t see anyone. Not even in the kitchen. (sighs) I guess you were right. Maybe I was being paranoid or– Ghost Girl: *softly* Sorry. Wife: (gasps) What the **** was that? It sounded like it was coming from…the ceiling? Ghost Girl: Sorry. I’m sorry I broke your dishes. Wife: *scared* Who…who is that? Who are you? Ghost Girl: I just was looking for a light switch. It’s really dark in here. Are you mad I’ve been messing with your cucumbers? I...I just needed something. Wife: What do you mean? Where are you? Who are you? Ghost Girl: I’m afraid you’ll hurt me if I show myself. I’ve been hiding myself in your walls for weeks now. I didn’t want to frighten you. Wife: (scoffs) Well, it’s too late for that. *softly* Listen…whoever you are, we won’t hurt you. Just show yourself. You owe us that much for scaring the shit out of us. Ghost Girl: You promise you won’t hurt me? Wife: We promise. Now come out. [A pause as Ghost Girl appears] Ghost Girl: Uh…hi. Wife: (gasps) How the **** did you do that? You just appeared out of thin air! Ghost Girl: *humored* That’s because I’m a ghost. Like I said, I’ve been hiding in your walls for weeks now because I was too scared for you to see me. I guess I’m a poltergeist in your case. Wife: A poltergeist? I knew it! I knew I wasn’t crazy! But...How is this even real? Poltergeists can’t be real! Ghost Girl: That’s not true. You see, poltergeists happen if a human happens to open up a doorway to the spirit realm or a spirit stumbles upon a doorway to the human world. For me, it was neither. I’ve been roaming this earth for decades now, struggling to find something or someone to free me from these earthly chains and bring me to the final stage of my new life. Wife: You’ve been on this earth for decades? What…what happened to you? Ghost Girl: Oh…I haven’t talked about my death in so long. It feels so good to have people want to hear it. I was a young woman when I was murdered. It was a sunny spring day and I was at the bankside with the love of my life…or who I thought was the love of my life. We were together for months, sharing secret kisses beneath the trees and sneaking out to meet each other. My father forbade me from being with a man that I wasn’t betrothed to, but I didn’t care. I just wanted to be loved. But this particular spring day, my love and I were intimate for the first time. He took my virginity, my innocence, right next to the bank among the flowers and the honeybees. It was like a fairytale…until I felt his hands around my neck. And it wasn’t because I wanted it. He did it out of his own volition. It hurt so much! I felt him on top of me, trapping my ***** body underneath him. I begged him to stop. I tried to fight him, but he was too strong. I could feel my lungs burning and my vision began to blur. Then, all at once…everything went dark. And then I felt nothing at all. He left me there, ***** and dead lying next to the bank. His plan was to make it look like we were attacked and pawn money off of me for my murder. Fortunately, his plan failed and he was executed. I’ve been roaming this world ever since, longing to be free. Wife: My God…that’s horrible. I’m so sorry. Ghost Girl: (sighs) It’s alright. It happened decades ago. However, I will always remember it and how my love stole everything from me, including my life. Wife: But then why are you in our house? Ghost Girl: This used to be my home. I’ve been here even more you two moved in. And, also…Well… Oh, this is so embarrassing. *shyly* I may have taken a shine to you both. I think you two are so sweet and kind-hearted. I thought you both would be able to help me. However, I got scared and decided to hide among the walls trying to cure my urges and free myself. Wife: Your urges? What urges? Ghost Girl: One of the unfortunate consequences that come with being a ghost is your constant arousal. I am horny every second of every day. Hence the cucumbers. Sorry about those. And stealing your covers at night. I only wanted to look at you both. Wife: No, it’s alright, I just... Wow, this is really happening. And all you want to do is be free? How can we help you do that? Ghost Girl: If you give me your husband’s seed. Wife: *chokes* I’m sorry…his what? Ghost Girl: (sighs) This went way better in my head. You see, in order to be freed from my earthly chains and to be transported into the spirit realm forever, I must be given the seed of a kind-hearted, generous man. I figured that there is no other kind-hearted man around like your husband. I see the way he treats you, with such sweetness and care. I have never experienced such treatment in all my years of life, and I wish to discover what it truly means to be loved by a man. Even if just for the night. But, as his wife, I do not wish for you to simply watch. I’d like you to join us…that is, if you both accept my request. Wife: Well…I can’t say this isn’t the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me. But I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t intrigued. What about you, honey? Are you okay with this? [You kiss Ghost Girl] Ghost Girl: Oh…the way you just kissed me without warning. That was so…so nice. And the way you hold me against you…you make me feel so small yet so safe. I haven’t felt like this in decades. May we kiss again? Please, sir? [You kiss again] Wife: Mmm…I think he likes you calling him sir. I can see from the bulge growing in his briefs. (giggles) No, baby, it’s okay. This is making me hot. I know we especially talked about spicing up our ***. Maybe she can help us while we help her. You can start by kissing her again and letting me watch. Ghost Girl: [Soft kissing sounds between lines] Your lips…are so soft. So tender. Yes, please touch me, sir. Run your hands anywhere you wish on me. I’ll do the same to you. Mmm…this feels so strange yet so good. Having you touch me while we’re being watched. Wife: [Soft kissing sounds] Yes, honey, that’s it. Touch her. Feel her as I kiss your neck. Is this making you both as hot as I am right now? Ghost Girl: I…yes. My womanhood is soaked. I’m burning up for you, sir! For the both of you. Wife: Then we shouldn’t waste time then. Help me out of these clothes, honey, would you? [Sound of clothes rustling] Mmm, that’s much better. Ghost Girl: My…you both are so beautiful. Wife: As are you. But we want to see all of you. My husband, especially. Spread your legs for us, pretty girl. Present yourself to him. Ghost Girl: Do you like it, sir? Do you like the way my flower petals glisten? Wife: Mmm, I think you do, honey. Your **** certainly does. It’s standing at attention for her. Maybe we should tease you a little more, hm? Think we should put on a show for him, pretty girl? Ghost Girl: But...how would we? Wife: (giggles) I’ll show you. [Wife & Ghost Girl begin to kiss] Wife: I think you enjoyed that. You’ll enjoy this even more. Let me taste just what you’re presenting to us. [Cunnlingus sounds] Ghost Girl: [Moaning improv] Oh! Oh, yes, your tongue! It’s…my God, I’ve never felt anything like this before! My clit feels like it’s going to burst! Wife: Mmm, burst if you want to, pretty girl. You’re so ******* wet too! Does it make you so wet for me to taste you while my husband watches? To see those lust-blown eyes glinting at you in the darkness while I plunge my tongue in and out of you? Ghost Girl: Yes! Yes, I love it! Please keep tasting me, miss! Please watch us, sir. I love you watching me. I love seeing your eyes on us as your wife plunges her tongue in and out of my *****. [More cunnlingus improv] Wife: Mmm! So good! Here, babe. You have to come and taste her. That’s it, kneel in front of that delicious *****. Let me stroke along your back and kiss your neck while I watch you taste her. Maybe I’ll even take that hard **** in my hand and stroke you a little. Ghost Girl: [Moaning & panting] in ecstasy] Yes! **** yes, sir, that’s so good! Your tongue is so long and so attentive. God, it feels like my clit is going into overload. I-I don’t think I can take much more of this! Please don’t make me cum! Wife: Now why not, pretty girl? I, for one, would love to see you writhe and moan as my sexy husband makes you cum. And I know he wants that too. Ghost Girl: I wish to cum while he’s inside of me. I want to cum with the both of you; not alone. But before we get there, I wish to make this gorgeous man cum in my mouth. I wish to taste you, sir. Wife: Mmm, hearing you say that got me so wet. I think that can be arranged. Do you agree, honey? Mmm, from that moan you let out, I can tell you do. But I want a taste of that precum on your head too. Why don’t we share, pretty girl? Ghost Girl: (giggles) I think I can get on board with that. Wife: Then you have the first taste. I’ll warn you though: his cum is quite tasty. You’ll become addicted fast. Ghost Girl: Yes, miss. Come here, sir. Let your ghost girl taste you. Mmm, you feel so good in my hand. So thick and hard and heavy… [Slurping sounds] ****, and you taste even better! Like the sweetest candy. Mmm, so much precum is dripping down your shaft. How I wish to lick it up, but I want to save some for your wife. Wife: Thank you, pretty girl. [Licking & sucking improv] Did that feel good, honey? My wet tongue sliding up your shaft to catch your precum? How about I do it some more while our little ghost girl begins to suck on you? Ghost Girl: I’m afraid it’s been a while since I’ve sucked ****. Especially such a beautiful one. I hope I can please you. [A pause] I’m already pleasing you? (giggles shyly) Oh, sir…I need you in my mouth. Just relax while I serve you. [Blowjob improv] Wife: Mmm, is it good, honey? Having our little ghost girl taste you? Does another mouth feel better than mine? [A pause] (chuckles) Just as good, huh? You’re so sweet. You can barely get the words out through all that moaning. Mmm, she looks so good taking you like that! Ghost Girl: [Gasps as you release him] ****, sir! You taste so good! I-I love taking you down my throat, but I’d like your wife to have the same treatment. Wife: You’re too kind, my pretty ghost girl. Here, honey. Just relax while we switch. While she licks your shaft, I’ll take your head and suck on it. Don’t forget his balls too, pretty girl. Ghost Girl: Of course, ma’am. Anything for you...and him. [Suckling sounds] My God! Your balls taste even better, sir! They’re so big...I can barely get them in my mouth. All of you tastes so ******* delectable! Wife: [Gagging sounds as he ***** her face] Mmm, yes, baby! **** my face while she suckles and kisses on those balls of yours. Can you feel my saliva trickling down that shaft? Does the idea of two sexy women sucking you off turn you on? Do you like two eager sluts pleasing you? [Blowjob improv] Wife: Here, pretty girl, why don’t we switch again? I wanna see you gag as my husband ***** your pretty face too. [He begins to **** Ghost Girl’s face] Mmm, that’s it. **** her face, honey. Make those pretty eyes of hers water while she gags around that ****. [More blowjob improv] Wife: You’re gonna cum, aren’t you, honey? Yeah? You wanna cum down our ghost girl’s slutty throat? Then do it. Don’t hold back. Fill her with your cum while I suck and lick on your balls. Ghost Girl: [Panting] Please! Please cum for us, sir! I want every ounce of your load down my throat! Please fill me! Grip my hair, **** my face and fill me with your cum! [Listener finally climaxes] Wife: Oh, wow, honey! You...you came so much! It’s dribbling down her chin! I don’t think I’ve ever seen you cum that much. This really must be turning you on. Ghost Girl: Oh, my...That was so intense. No, no, sir, you didn’t hurt me. It was great. I haven’t experienced something like that in decades. Thank you. [Soft kissing sounds] Does your seed taste good on my lips? Wife: Hey, no fair! I want some of those lips too. [Soft kissing sounds] Oh...you’re not finished with us yet, hm? Well, I would hope not. You haven’t even cum inside of her yet! So you want me to ride you and her to sit on your face, hm? I can agree with that. How about you, pretty girl? Ghost Girl: Well...I’ve never done that before. Sit on a man’s face, I mean. This would be my first time. Are you certain I won’t hurt you, sir? Wife: (laughs) Not at all, sweetie! One thing about my husband is that he LOVES a woman to sit on his face. He wants to be able to reach every single part of your perfect ***** with his tongue and make you grind against his lips until you finally cream all over his face. Ghost Girl: Oh...I can’t resist the way you’re both looking at me. So eagerly. So...hungrily. I’ll try my best to please you both then. Wife: You’ve already have. And my husband will surely please you once he’s balls deep inside of you. Now climb up and enjoy the ride! I know I’ll enjoy mine. [Wife settles onto his dick while Ghost Girl mounts on his face] Wife: [Gasping & moaning] God, baby! No matter how many times your dick is inside me, it feels just as good as the last! Can you feel how wet I am for you? Isn’t my ***** so slick...so tight for you? That’s it, buck those hips up. **** me back! Ghost Girl: [Gasping] Oh! Oh...oh, my Goodness! Sir, your...your tongue! It’s reaching every part of my *****! I-It’s so...so deep. I can’t even speak! It’s just too good! Do I taste good to you, sir? Wife: (giggles through moans) Obviously from the way he’s so greedily eating your *****. Doesn’t she taste so good, honey? Why don’t you show her by swirling that tongue around that clit? [Moaning & dirty talk improv from both] Ghost Girl: God, this is so...so intense! I’ve never felt anything like this before in my life! Please...please, sir! **** me with your tongue faster! Lick and stroke my ***** until I finally cum! I-I’m not too far behind. Just a little more… Wife: [Moaning & panting] Oh, ****! I’m so close, my love! I’m so, so close! Yes, **** me faster, baby! Pound that ***** and work that mouth on our cute little ghost girl. Make me cum all over that luscious ****! Make us both cum for you! [You both finally climax] Wife: [Heavy panting] Oh...oh, wow. That was amazing. I came so much for you, honey. Your **** is dripping with me. You really tired me out though. I have to rest. Ghost Girl: I have to agree. I’m sorry I came so much on your face, sir. Here, let me wipe off your chin for you. Oh...I’m so drained. [A pause] Do I want to rest? Oh, no, no, sir! I haven’t even gotten you inside of me yet. I cannot rest until I feel that thick, hard shaft stretching me out until you fill me with your seed. Wife: Mmm, I’d love to see that. Well then, stud. Don’t keep her waiting. You’d better hurry and gather up some more cum in that delicious **** so you can pump it inside of her. Ghost Girl: (gasps) (giggles) Pulling me on top of you, eh? No, don’t apologize. I like when you’re rough. I’m a woman; not a doll! I’m not going to break! Be as rough with me as you want as you (gasps) sink inside of me. ****! You’re so, so big! I can feel you stretching me out for you! You’re so much bigger than my last lover! Wife: Mmm, isn’t he so big? Did you like that compliment, honey? I can tell from how loud you just got for her. Yes, get louder. Let me hear you while I (moans softly) stroke my clit for you. It’s so hot watching you **** her so good. Ghost Girl: [Moaning & whimpering as you **** her] Yes! God, yes, **** me, sir! Please your ghost slut’s tight, wet little *****! You can grip my ass too if you want. I love feeling your hands on me. Let me wrap my arms around you...mmm, hold you close. Breathe you in. I want this moment to last forever. Wife: ****, I do too. Come here, my pretty ghost girl. Let me kiss you. I want all three of us to enjoy this moment together. [Wife & Ghost Girl kiss] Ghost Girl: (gasps) Oh, ****! You just got bigger! You’re going to cum, aren’t you? Yes, my sweet, sweet sir. Cum for me as I cum for you. Let me thank you for how good you’ve been to me as I bounce up and down on that amazing shaft of yours. Please cum with me! Please! Wife: [Moaning as she strokes faster] Mmm, yes, honey. Cum for her. Fill her up. ****...I think I’m gonna cum as well. [Moaning & dirty talk improv] Ghost Girl: I can feel you getting closer! Let me lean down and [Kiss.] kiss those lips. Thank you for letting me do this. Thank you for being so kind. Now cum for me. Fill your little slut with your seed. I’ll take all of it. Please fill me up! I beg of you, sir! Please cum inside of me! Wife: ****, I’m gonna cum! I’m so, so close! Ghost Girl: Yes, please, miss! Please cum for me! Both of you, please, please, cum with me! [Improv as you both finally climax] Ghost Girl: [Softly panting] Oh, wow...oh, that was amazing. I feel so full of you, sir. ...Sir? What’s wrong? [A pause] Oh...I’m fading. I’m afraid that it’s time to leave. Wife: What? So quickly? But you didn’t even get time to rest or have any aftercare! Ghost Girl: (giggles) I’ll have plenty of rest when I go to the afterlife, miss. And as for care...you both gave me all of the care that I needed. Thank you for doing this for me. I will forget neither of you. You will both share a special place in my heart. Remember that….Goodbye. [A pause] Wife: Wow...she’s really gone. I feel so sad seeing her leave. [A pause] Yes, you’re right, honey. We helped her when we didn’t have to and for that, I’m proud of myself. And you, of course. Thank you for putting up with me and my paranoid self. I truly love you so much. [Soft kissing sounds] Why don’t we go back upstairs and rest? Now we can sleep peacefully without any bumps in the night. (giggles) Come on, my love. Let’s go rest. ***Script Ends Here