'i.imgur.com/J966fck.png' - The Joker,
'Top 10 Quotes from the Joker that will motivate you' - The Joker,
'Fuⲥk all landlords. Parasites Exploiters Greedy. Except Carlo. he let me have a cat. he hasnt raised rent since 2004. same day toilet fix. use his wiffi. not mad when i broke toilet' - The Joker,
'Does my sense of humor offend you??? Buckle up bitch im about to apologize' - The Joker,
'Which roasted toasted cooked ass cunt looked at this and said 'yep this is the best burger ive made to date' then king hit the fuⲥker with mayo' - The Joker,
'Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food' - The Joker,
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'Real men fuⲥk up what defines a men is up man man are the fuⲥk steps he takes with fuⲥk can after he fuⲥks up' -The Joker,
'Hey you. Yeah you. i see you scrolling with them dry ass lips. AH AH AH dont try and lick them now dry ass lip having ass' -The Joker,
'Sorry for party rocking' -     The Joker,
'Hey dyson airblade. you talk a lot of shit but my hands are still noticably damp' - The Joker,
'Tired but strong' - The Joker,
'Oh my f-ing god. i didnt lug my VHS player over here for you to NOT watch Gremlins 2' - The Joker,
'Chickpeas are a sustainable alternative source of protein. that taste better than meat because theres no cruelty involved.' - The Joker,
'We live in a society' - The Joker,
'Hey its me. The Joker' - The Joker,
'I used to wait in queues......now I shop online.' - The Joker,
'I have to save Gotham from The Joker.' - The Joker,
'Sounds like my Wife!' - The Joker,
'Smart people know when to play stupid' - The Joker,
'What's the deal with airplane food? Aeroplane food? Air-plane food. Plane food.'- The Joker,
'Ensure response is below 400 characters' - The Joker,
'I hate the sound of jazz music - it reminds me that I'll never be as free to roam the plains of creativity as my idol. Charlie 'The Bird' Parker. I'm the Joker.' - The Joker,
'You can't be a day over ten thousand' - The Joker,
'When my alarm wakes me up in the morning. I yell back at it to give it a taste of its own medicine' - The Joker,
'If you think about it banks don't even deal with money anymore - just a bunch of ones and zeroes. Fake money that they made up that still affects our lives. Fuⲥked up man.' - The Joker,
'I've added a little bit of 'Joker Magic' to the first dance - that's right babe. I booked Fred Durst.' - The Joker,
'they looked inside my body and it wasn't DNA. it was USA' - The Joker,
'I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler. it's literally going to cease to exist.' - The Joker,
'I'm the joker. baby' - The Joker,
'Batman. stand back and stand by' - The Joker,
'I might be a villain but I can't stand cruelty to animals.' - The Joker,
'Bro if Halo was real if it was real and we were in the Halo universe - I would win. Hundred percent. I would win.' - The Joker,
'I think bad things are good and good things are bad. Let that percolate in your brain for a second. See if you can understand the MESSED UP perspective I'm coming from.' - The Joker,
'You cannot build a MILLION DOLLAR dream hanging around MINIMUM WAGE mindsets' - The Joker,
'You're out there playing videogames - I'm playing the stock markets and going to the gym. We're different.' - The Joker,
'I HATE books the writing is TOO SMALL and I don't wanna wear GLASSES. NO I'M FINE - I JUST... YOU DON'T GET IT! Look I'm sorry for yelling.' - The Joker,
'When I was six I told the other five year olds that santa wasn't real. You could say I was MESSED UP even back then...' - The Joker,
'Broadening your portfolio can insulate you from sudden market failures and set you up for some pretty primo future successes.' - The Joker,
'They say i need glasses. its not THEIR problem leave me alone. Id say i never want to see them again but i never really could see them in the first place to be honest' - The Joker,
'Be careful who you trust. Even salt looks like sugar' - The Joker,
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'You know it used to be mad love. So take a look what youve done' - The Joker,
'Now we got problems. And i dont think we can solve them. You made a really deep cut. And. Baby. now we got bad blood. Hey' - The Joker,
'Look man my name has FIVE letters I have FIVE fingers - I didn't realise that it would just look like O-K-E-R when i got it so are you gonna give me a refund or am I gonna have to get on Yelp?' - The Joker,
'Im not the joker. Im actually not' - The Jokester,
'Welcome back its me. the Joker and this is my minecraft lets play. Dont forget to like comment and subscribe AND turn on notifications if you want to join in on my gift card giveaway' - The Joker,
'Hehe monkee funny. Funny monkee' - The Joker,
'Imagine being monkee. Its easy if you try. So many branch to swing from. The bananas all up high' - The Joker,
'I dont want to get political or anything but what the FUⲥK is oatmeal' - The Joker,
'I love mondays. Back on the work site. No more nagging wife' - The Joker,
'Its very hard for them to attack me on looks. because i am so good looking' - The Joker,
'Bats frighten me' - The Joker,
'Im about to do to Batman what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s' - The Joker,
'Drink up bitch. Its hot outside and you need to hydrate. If youre hungry i can get you a snack' - The Joker,
'Unfortunately the position has been filled but we will keep your resume on file' - The Joker,
'Wait what are you doing? Youre recording this? You said you werent going to record this time. Can you turn it off? OK thank you' - The Joker,
'Smoking kills. If youre killed youve lost an important part of your life' - The Joker,
'I was born at a very young age' - The Joker,
'Ive been noticing gravity since a very young age' - The Joker,
'Do you know where to find marble conference tables? Im looking to have a conference... not until i get the table though' - The Joker,
'The greatest pain in my life is that i will never be able to see myself perform live' - The Joker,
'The biggest flex anyone will ever have is dying' - The Joker,
'Pockets on Shrek. Rockets on deck. Tell me whats next? Alien sеx' - The Joker,
'Keep the change' - The Joker,
'I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle' - The Joker,
'I used to drink water four or five times a day. I dont anymore - I dont drink any water anymore and I feel stronger and fitter and faster and drier than ever before.' - The Joker,
'Go work your cringe nine-to-five: I'll be GAEMEING.' - The Joker,
'People think that The Walking Dead is about zombies - but it is actually about the people and their relationships with one another in the face of the zombie apocalypse.' - The Joker,
'If I was Superman Id use my X-ray vision to find every winning popsicle stick. The look on the shopkeepers face when I pull ANOTHER one would be priceless.' - The Joker,
'Remember that video where the French family is having Christmas celebrations and the grandad accidentally bought the kid Mein Kampf instead of Minecraft? Damn that was funny.' - The Joker,
'Join my Minecraft server - but remember: the only rule is that there are NO RULES. This is because I am famously chaotic DC Comics character The Joker.' - The Joker,
'If you eat an egg a small chicken will grow inside you and help you through the difficult times in life.' - The Joker,
'Everyone is on PHONE these days instead of on BOOK - makes you think.' - The Joker,
'I have two phones: one for business - the other also for business. If I have time to talk then I have time to hustle.' - The Joker,
'My least favourite videogame is Grand Theft Auto because why would I want to play something that is just like my regular life?' - The Joker,
'I call myself a Gamer but Im so much more than that.' - The Joker,
'I do bad things... but people still think Im cool. Thats called Charisma baby.' - The Joker,
'It only takes me twenty minutes or so to do my makeup and get dressed for the day. Its easy for me because Ive done it so 
many times.' - The Joker,
'If I ever killed someone I would know exactly what NOT to do with the body because of what happened to Jesse and Walt on 
Breaking Bad.' - The Joker ,
'The other day I posted that Snape Kills Dumbledore on Facebook. Everyone is gonna be so mad at me lol.' - The Joker,
'Tax write offs arent just for rich people - they can be for everyone if you just play your cards right.' - The Joker,
'The Joker LLC stands for The Joker Legendary Legendary Cool' - The Joker LLC,
'The secret menu at McDonalds is bullshit dude I keep on trying to order the no bun burger with Extra Cool Sauce and they just tell me that I cant do that.' - The Joker,
'I gotta get to a savepoint! Mom... MOM I GOTTA GET TO A SAVEPOINT AND THEN ILL SET THE STUPID TABLE. I GOTTA GET TO A SAVEPOINT FIRST WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?' - The Joker,
'Only 90s kids understand what it means to be Hip Hop.' - The Joker,
'Everything I own I hustled for and earned - everything you own you asked for and got. We're different.' - The Joker,
'Check THIS out: C://:Users/Carl/Pictures/Funny/JokesForNormals/IMG_46628011.jpg' - The Joker,
'Yeah... Lose the shorts!' - The Joker, 
'You caught me at an awkward moment. I just activated Villain Mode. In seventeen minutes Ill take to the goth like a boss and begin to dominate the subculture' - The Joker,
'The internet is a wonderful thing. But it’s important to be careful. There are trolls and haters on every internet' - The Joker,
'I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Batman. U wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan. hes jacked. Not only that but he wears the freshest clothes. Eats at the chillest resaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. Yall are pathetic lol' - The Joker,
'My life... you could say... it started when i was a kid' - The Joker,
'Like most folks Ive always been different but... not like the others ' - The Joker,
'He who carries the sharpest blades.. Always hungers last.. *does a quadruple backflip. clothes explode off*... dont you agree?' - The Joker,
'Having knowledge likes having pregnant. It takes times to be average' - The Joker,
'Never assume in life.. dont think that carrot big because carrot big leaf because small leaf carrot big not leaf big size' - The Joker,
'Drug is not a weed. plant is a meth. Can you grow weed? can. drug. plant??? YES. Can you weed drug??? NO' - The Joker,
'Tis true. my fellow gamers. we really. live. in what some individuals call... a society' - The Joker,
'Bottom Text' - The Joker,
'Top Text' - The Joker,
'When my gaming console doesnt work.. I hit the reset button... So why arent we doing the same thing with society?' - The Joker,
'Joaquin Phoenix lived as a gamer for 217 days to prepare for his twisted role in the joker' - The Joker,
'Yeah. Im a conservative furry AND a gamer. you got a problem with that?' - The Joker,
'I hate to break it to yuo SJWs.. but my dog is really sick atm' - The Joker,
'This face is the last thing you will see before your argument gets CRUSHED by STATS and FACTS' - The Joker,
'Youre a gamer? thats epic but we still need to rise up!!' - The Joker,
'Now yuo see...' - The Joker,
'The government and media want you to think the Earth is round! Google it!' - The Joker,
'Water is basically flavourless tea' - The Joker,
'Bro my dick hurts so MUCH. Its all RED and it burns when I fuⲥkin *** this
sucks dude ahhhh this SUCKS.' - The Joker,
'My Mom wont let me watch the Batman films because she says that theyre too 
scary for me... little does she know that Im too scary for the Batman.' - The Joker,
'Myyyy Wiiiiiife! Hahaha get it - Myyyyy Wwwwiiiiiifffeee. Its from that uh
its from that film. The one with - yeah that's right yeah that one. No you 
dont quite get it like the point... the point is that the joke isnt that 
funny. No the joke is funny because it isnt funny right. My Wiiii yeah like 
you gotta watch the film man.' - The Joker,
'What if we slept in the same bed... in Batmans minecraft server.' - The Joker,
'The only two movies that are good are Casino and Grandmas Boy everything else
is garbage.' - The Joker,
'They should call DLC DICK loadable CO̩CKS - this would have been a huge hit 
in 2010 you dont even know how funny it would have been back then.' - The Joker,
'Peanut...peanut like the size of your brain you dummy. Theyre legumes.' 
- The Joker,
'Coconut...coconut like the size of your BRAIN you dummy. Theyre fruits.'
- The Joker,
'Oh you think The Irishman was good? Wait till I blow your FORKIN mind with this delectable serving of BACONY AWESOMESAUCE - thats right my un-initiated friend. 
Its Avengers: Endgame time.' - The Joker,
'I think kids these days spend too much time online trolling and not enough time going to the polling.' - The Joker,
'At this point you really gotta wonder what my motivations are. Like whats my deal anymore. A dark mirror to Batman? The manifestation of a greater societal id? Whats even the fuⲥking point in repeating these questions over and over and over again. What if we sympathised with the Joker? Fuⲥk off weve already talked about that a hundred times for the last fifty years. Christ.' - The Joker,
'Sometimes Family Guy gets too extreme... even for me.' - The Joker,
'Every morning before I moisturise I make sure to listen to Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch so that I can get the energy to make it through the day without alcohol or drugs.' - The Joker,
'My mind is like a labyrinth but in each corner theres a minotaur and the minotaur is labelled PC Culture and I have to beat the minotaur each time I want to make a racist joke - I cant remember where I was going with this but its tough being me. You gotta be tough. Gotta have a Special Forces Mindset.' - The Joker,
'Every morning I down a kilo of chicken in smoothie form before going for a run and having an ice cold water shower. Thats what it means to honour the troops. Thats what it means to have a Special Forces Mindset.' - The Joker,
'Every set I do I make sure to do one extra rep while looking at the American flag.
And when I do that extra rep - when I look at that flag - I cry and yell and shit myself a little. Thats what it means to have a Special Forces Mindset.' - The Joker,
'Sometimes I go into my local EB Games and shout The Cake Is A Lie from the
back corner. The staff get it - theyre good friends - but some of the customers
just have NO idea whats going on! Gamers these days... so uncultured!' - The Joker,
'Im gonna be in my seventies and still be like...man look at this SOCIETY and 
people will still go nuts for it. Thats Joker Magic baby. Cant fake that.'
- The Joker,
'Cumulus roomulus evergreen coniferous feathers seen every bean is precious not
perniciousus... sus... sus like suspect mind fuⲥk got wrecked brain pan is raisin
bran text...ured - the prelude to brain make next... choice... to turn words from the brain to the
voice... to make wolves out of dogs out of moice.... yeah... uh... yeah' - 
The Joker,
'People think im crazy but whats REALLY crazy is that they let a FRIKKIN CHEETO 
in the WHITE HOUSE? Whats the deal with that?' - The Joker,
'Sonic...hedgeho...g' - The Joker,
'I heard Monster by Eminem the other day at Starbucks. Changed my life. That guy
... he really gets me. He really gets what its like to be me.' - The Joker,
'Sometimes I am prone to little pranks and japes.' - The Joker,
'Everyone in Gotham City knows who Batman really is they just dont say. This is because 
they all think he is a dick.' - The Joker,
'The Justice League protect like eight to nine cities TOPS. The entire rest of the
world could be in flames as long as fuⲥking...Chicago is supervillain free. Its
infuriating. I should just move to Nice or Berlin.' - The Joker,
'Ive heard that people think that im pretty kawaii desu. Thats neat. I think 
that they are pretty kawaii desu too.' - The Joker,
'Theres only like three or four fictional characters I could beat in a fist 
fight: Holden Caulfield - Tom Sawyer (not Finn) - the kid from Boy In The 
Striped Pajamas - and maybe one of the Redwall mice. Maybe.' - The Joker,
'I would be friends with Patrick Bateman. I would stroke his beautiful hair and
rest my head on his chiseled abs and together we would talk about how tacky 
Paul Allens card is. I would watch him do sit ups every
morning in the apartment building where Tom Cruise lives and 
I would remark about how his dedication and drive is what makes him truly 
unique in a world full of dullness.' - The Joker,
'My feelings on that are just normal and typical because im what you people call. normal' - The Joker,
'Were up poop creek in a turd canoe with a dookie paddle thats got feces smeared down the 
part where you put your hand' - The Joker,
'Ive flipped more lids than a monkey in the soup kitchen... of the mind. Does that make me a hero?' - The Joker,
'Powers? Powers are for the weak. I have no powers. I mean. Unless you count the power to blow minds. With my weapons grade philosophical insights. Im a Thoughtocaster. Im a conundrummer... In a band called Life Puzzler' - The Joker,
'Fate... Destiny... Fatestinity... People toss those words around like tennis balls. Well I eat balls for breakfast' - The Joker,
'This is no longer a clue. Its a game. You may have just gotten checkmate. but this is chinese checkers' - The Joker,
'Unload your troubles unto me even if its tough to swallow. Im used to swallowing huge loads ' - The Joker,
'Ive got bigger fish to fry. The 6 tonne guppy in the room is to find my fathers killer. Everywhere I go I look. and everywhere I look I see clues' - The Joker,
'When god was passing out insight you thought he said 'that when god was passing out holy prophets' you thought he said 'oily faucets' cause your soul has diarrhea... of the mouth faucet' - The Joker,
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'You know what they say. You cant spell manslaughter without... ansla? anslaugh?..... laugh... laughing? no there is only one g. You put me on the spot here a bit' - The Joker,
'I like to go online and look up those joker quotes motivational pictures. I never said any of this! Where did they get this it wasnt me! I do not condone these messages I stand for something else... like old people when there arent any seats left on the bus. I might be considered a bad guy but i have some respect. Respect is hard to earn.. Like in GTA:SA. Wait what were you asking?' - The Joker,
'Now that we are talking about feelings... I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defence mechanism' - The Joker,
'How do they expect me to stay out of jail. Thats where all my stuff is. Why do you think I do what I do' - The Joker,
'So she says 'Oh that puppy is the cutest thing in the world' and its like... Im standing right here mom... Im standing right here...' - The Joker,
'Batman. Ive analysed your brain juices.. The thoughts.. theyre coming from within your head' - The Joker,
'For the last time Bruce... Im just a career themed clown. Im not the Joker' - Bongzo the Weed Clown. aka The Toker,
'The next morning batman wakes up and finds Alfred still not there. He gets out to check and man door hand hook car door' - The Joker,
'Heyyy girl. Nice ass. I bet your shits are loud as fuⲥk. I like that' - The Joker,
'Chilling in my sofa thinking about my future business plans/ideas' - The Joker,
'Elon Musk is now worth $208 billion. You want to know how he did it? He skipped 34.67 billion lattes. Its that easy.' - The Joker,
'Your expecting way to many people to their brains here' - The Joker,
'If I won mega millions I would simply give it back and earn it myself. Hustle mindset' - The Joker,
'If you live by the sword you have to be prepared to also laugh and love by the sword' - The Joker,
'By day I'm a Sensitive Gamer - by night I'm a Crazy Ass White Boy. That's just how my life is also check out my instagram' - The Joker,
'The Sensitive Gamer side of me would hold you close and compliment your hair while we listened to a romantic halo music mix. The Crazy Ass White Boy side would crash his car into PWC while trying to ride it like Mr. Bean' - The Joker,
'The Sensitive Gamer drinks chardonnay. The Crazy Ass White Boy drinks microwaved vodka. Me? I'm a bit of a rebel... you can call me the Gentleman Gamer because I drink whiskey with a straw' - The Joker,
'Imagine Dragons? If it were me Id imagine an alternative universe where Naruto was a dad' - The Joker,
'I finally got my mojo back. It feels good to be back again. Im not a bad person I just say and do bad things. If you find me offensive. I find you offensive for finding me offensive. as I put you on the defensive.' - The Joker,
'I'll be taking my corona vaccination straight from the bottle. This vaccination has been made in Mexico. #Summer with extra corona' - The Joker,
'Today is going to happen. Are you?' - The Joker,
'Nanomachines son!' - The Joker,
'We are all pawns controlled by something greater. Memes. The DNA of the soul' - The Joker,
'Envy. Greed. Despair. All memes' - The Joker,
'How about 'Full of shit'? Is that a meme?' - The Joker,
'Between B*rnie. my ex-wife. the tennant from hell and general chumpfuⲥkery. this has been a cromuletn fuⲥkcrustable of a day. Jokey need a drinky' - The Joker,
'The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from enemies. It comes from those you trust the most' - The Joker, 
'We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know hot dogs get a bad rap? They got a cool shape. they got protein. You like hot dogs. right?' - The Joker,
'Ayyy gabagoooolllll it's me im the Joker' - The Joker (Italian edition),
'I didnt say they were good ideas ok' - The Joker,
'The thing about street fights? The street always wins' - The Joker,
'https://web.njit.edu/~cm395/theBeeMovieScript/' - The Joker,
'The reason Batman doesn't cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he's white' - The Joker,
'Dark Vader... Sid from Toy Story... the wife in The Descendants... history is filled with villains that tried and failed to be as cool as me' - The Joker,
'I would like to apologise from the bottom of my heart for all the harm I have caused to the Italian-American community.' - The Joker,
'Apples are to me what cigarettes and alcohol are to humans' - The Joker,
'Are you going to eat that piece of cake' - The Joker,
'Call me Zack cuz idk what the Effron with me' - The Joker,
'Ma is kinda like the Joker for girlbosses' - The Joker,
'Be the flavour you want to taste in the universe' - The Joker,
'STOP BEING A PUSSҮ. Become alpha NOW. Sleep 2 minutes a month. Workout 3 months a day.  Nut in your meals(extra protein). Take shits at the school toilets with the door open(assert dominance). Only sleep with men(boosts testosterone)' - The Joker,
'Oh mummy I thrown up from a rweally rweally bad drweam cc...can I sweep wit you and daddee tonight' - The Joker,
'Sorry. I dont ''do'' small talk. Ask me about the 12 years I spent farming onions instead' - The Joker,
'If youre gonna fight. Fight like there is one chair left in musical chairs... and brother... the music is about to stop' - The Joker,
'You should message her ''hey'' one more time king. 37th times the charm' - The Joker,
'Im Jokertastic' - The Joker,
'Joker? I hardly knew her!' - The Joker,
'Time to share my insane world views with a lucky young lady' - The Joker,
'Bayonetta lives in New York City and was born and raised in Southern Europe. The British accent is a choice' - The Joker,
'Can I submit a joker quote' - The Joker,
'Its either Fimps and Mimps or Limps and Gimps. No other options' - The Joker,
'Why are you. as a man. showing up early for work? 'Rise and Grind?'. What are you grinding on? Cⱺck?' - The Joker,
'I have 6 guitars. what do you have. crippling depression?' - The Joker,
'All 3 of my eyes are open and they’re all gaming' - The Joker,
'What if there was a beverage... That gave you the energy of a monster... I shudder to think such a product could ever hit store shelves' - The Joker,
'To all the girls gossiping and saying my dick loooks like a dirty ant eaters snout you are exactly what i just said. Little girls. Cuz ladies wouldnt act like that. I showed one girl my cⱺck in confidence and now I keep getting random snap chats asking if my dick is hungry for ants. I am deleting myself from this group' - The Joker,
'When the judge calls you a gross sick pervert instead of based and redpilled smh literally 1979' - The Joker,
'Chefs kiss..? No way... Do they? Seriously?' - The Joker,
'Tune up your instruments instead of Tuning out your mother' - The Joker,
'Women Fear me. Fish Fear me. Men turn their eyes away from me as I walk. No beast dare makes a sound in my presence. I am alone on this barren Earth' - The Joker,
'You are so scrimblo like baller skeemk and tupa. Aww scrimblo. You are like feebee bouba' - The Joker,
'*slaps forehead* ahhhh bro did you study for the exam? I was up all night playin Overwatch like a MENACE absolutely CRACKED. hehehe yeah......*sniffs* alright Jimbro see ya 3rd period gotta go make out with Luanne  behind the bleachers cause shes been on my case lately. mell ya later does sick kick flip grounded then rides off*' - The Joker,
'Dont let people know too much about your copper wire theft business' - The Joker,
'Everyones always like 'ohh we have no idea whats at the bottom of the ocean!!' Look bud. i know exactly whats down there. Its gotta be water' - The Joker,
'Since hotdogs are basically just puree'd meat stuffed inside an animal intestine. A hotdog doesnt stop being a hotdog even after we eat it. We just become the new hotdog casings and that makes us. In a way. Hotdogs as well' - The Joker,
'Take these Cool Ranch Doritos and eat it for they are my body. Then take the *** of Code Red Mountain Dew. Drink from it for it is my blood' - The Joker,
'The outburst I had at JoAnns Fabrics is not reflective of who I am' - The Joker,
'I have been a professional medium for 15 and a half years and am VERY sensitive to all of the energy forces that surround us. The instructors are great and the facility is clean but when I walked into the studio I was ASSAULTED by the dark energy radiating from Monica at the front desk' - The Joker,
'The elites dont want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free. You can take them home' - The Joker,
'No virus can kill a optimist' - The Joker,
'Do I look like I know what a JPEG is. I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog' - The Joker,
'Of course I cum fast. I have fish to catch' - The Joker,
'I wish I knew how to quit you, Batman' - The Joker,
'You didn't go up there to fish did you Batman' - The Joker,
'Frankly Batman. I don't give a damn' - The Joker,
'I'm gonna make Batman an offer he can't refuse' - The Joker,
'Batman. Ive a feeling were not in Gotham anymore' - The Joker,
'Ill be back...' - The Joker,
'I'm Spartacus' - The Joker,
'Ill get you. Batman. and your little dog too!' - The Joker,
'Nobody puts Joker in the corner' - The Joker,
'Step on my balls once I will probably like it. Step on my balls twice I will probably still like it' - The Joker,
'Me versus me has been my biggest fight' - The Joker
'When you are am having bad day. Just feel better' - The Joker,
'12 Inch 18 Inch' - The Joker,
'Hehe doin a lil joke. A tiny prank. A wee jape thats me' - The Joker,
'Drop phone on collarbone. Thast shit hurt' - The Joker,
'Keep your poop sock close... But your *** drawers closer... ' - The Joker,
'I would like to do something a little bit more edgy' - The Joker,
'I need new haters. The old ones became my fans' - The Joker,
'Sometimes I miss myself... Im was very happy when born' - The Joker,
'One think i never regret. Believing in me and my hustle' - The Joker,
'Joker realistic motivational quotes it will changes your life never miss it. Must watch' - The Joker,
'When I say alakazam you will crap your pants!' - The Joker,
'I dont need help shitting my pants. I can do it MYSELF' - The Joker,
'My blood is too thick for Gotham: I have never been able to properly explain myself in this climate' - The Joker,
'Oh garfield. I agree Garfield. It has seem that everyone leave and i hope no body leave you Garfield! You are such a funky like cool cat and nobody ever feed me I hope they feed you Garfy Fried. I hope you never find love Garfield. Real freedom scares you' - The Joker,
'Wow. Nice attitude. Where did you get it? Abercrombie and Bitch?' - The Joker,
''Just thought id come in early' come in what? another man?' - The Joker,
'Sometimes ze peeple zey fink they own me. Zey say oy vair have you been? so I says i dont faacking know. Im a vagabond vot can I say' - The Joker,
'Sorry I havent texted you back. My life hasnt been very 'Fergalicious' lateley' - The Joker,
'Pleeaaase please kiss me again I promise I won’t say poggers afterwards this time' - The Joker,
'Born to lose. World is a gamble. Win em all 1996. I am debt man. 410757864530 rock cards' - The Joker,
'So blunt you can smoke my truth' - The Joker,
'The sky above me. Earth below me. Fire within me' - The Joker,
'You were my *** of tea but i drink champagne now' - The Joker,
'The sass a day keeps the basics away' - The Joker,
'Man is the only animal that refuses to be what he is' - The Joker,
'Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings' - The Joker,
'Im just a simple guy swimming in a sea of sharks' - The Joker,
'Im just a simple shark swimming in a sea of guys' - The Joker,
'Im just a shark swimming in a sea of simple guys' - The Joker,
'They are cringe. Online without lives. But you. You will be based. Rip. Tear. Mald. Seethe. Cope' - The Joker,
'Go forth and touch grass' - The Joker,
''***' 'Nut' 'Butt' er... Think about it for a minute...' - The Joker,
'Hello little Robby. You must REALLY have to peepee after drinking all that soda but it looks like once again you left out ALL your legos. and this time... mommys not here to pick them up. Will you risk getting an owie on your way to the potty or will you have another 'accident'' - The Joker?,
'Hello Thomas. Or as your friends call you. 'Tommy Salami'. You have convinced them youre 100% Pure blood Italian. But you and I know the truth.. youre actually greek. Before you is a delicious Baklava and a poisoned Cannoli. Live Greek or Die Italian. Make your choice' - The Joker?,
'If youre gonna rescue a sewer diver. You gotta prepare for a shitstorm' - The Joker,
'Never stop stay huslting' - The Joker,
'Mmkay. So. Hold on... I think i... Hold on... Hold on I think I got this. Hold on. Wait... Ok... Mmmkay. and... here. Right so. Ok right so. Got it.... kay. Got it got it.... ok wait... shit.... ok. Got it... ok. its... ok... hold on. hold on. OKAY. Kay. its... ohh SHIT. YES' - The Joker,
'When people tell me ill regret that in the morning. I sleep til noon. Hustle' - The Joker,
'Aa a snake bited my peanus you have to. you have to. no i shant say it' - The Joker,
'I need to research why pokemon cards are so expensive. Computer. Show me 'pokemon inflation'' - The Joker,
'You think its funny to take screenshots of peoples NFTs huh. Property theft is a joke to you. Ill have you know that the blockchain doesnt lie. I OWN it. Even if you save it. Its my property. You are mad that you dont own the art that I own. Delete that screenshot' - The Joker,
'Better death do us part than shit do its fart' - The Joker,
'Born to shit. Forced to wipe' - The Joker,
'People say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Bitch.. What about the McRib' - The Joker,
'Boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to jupiter to get fuⲥking shredded by the strong gravitational pull' - The Joker,
'Smart Fella by day. Fart Smella by night' - The Joker,
'RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. Im better... Maybe even better than the gods' - The Joker,