Of course I would attend, but only so I can point how lacking it is. Then once the other attendants have realized what a waste of time a party hosted by a bat is, I shall ****** them all to *my* party!
There will be fireworks!
Delicacies crafted with lo- passion!
Custom made beverages!
No Vampires!
Alchemy Stations!
And More!

Once everyone has left for my superior party, I shall go to investigate the ruins on the island while my [Doublethink] plays host.