[Intro]
Why, hey there fellas!
Hope you're having a great day!
I love ya, and so does Wu Chang Records!

[Dick]
My name is Dick and I like to go quick
I'm not a hick even though I'm from a farm
Raised in a barn now I'm dominating cars
Spittin' bars and breaking hearts and climbing up the charts!

A brand new mix tape from Wu Chang,
Playin' on the walkman gotchu groovin'
And when you pop it as i drop it just remember
Listen to it in a bed at pillbox by a doctor

Keep it up-beat
What a treat
Richard Chiclets on this heat
Gimme a tea some B&E
Police driving up the street

Handcuff me? How kinky!
You and me start splittin' sheets
Is that a fine will I get time?
9 months and I'll make you mine

[Chorus]
when I'm driving you are shootin'
my mixtape got you groovin' 
Burger Shot has got me tootin'
Shelly toys have got me boozin'

[Mick Flair]
Mick Flair gonna bring that heat
In the ring i can't be beat
My Dominator makes all the heads turn as i ride through the street
On the song with my main man Dick
Wu Chang be his click
We go down and smoke on the water
Grab a joint and take some hits

Chopping cars just to make
A little bit of cash
Getting oxys in exchange
For some shady packages

Riding through the street
Neons on my whip
Get my car fixed at Hayes
By my main man Chip

Stolen Cars
Driving Hot
Gettin' food at Burger Shot
Running reds
Get pulled over
**** the cops
Makin' meth
Slinging rocks
Farmer's market; on the clock
Put your hands up when I'm robbing you or you're gonna get shot

*Gunshot*

Mick Flair I won the belt 15 times
Mick Flair I'm also the champion of rhymes
Doing crimes; Making money 'cause my car loan's due
and you can't say the Chang
without the WOOOOOOOOO

[Chorus x2]

[Outro]
D: Hey there Mick!  Do you wanna go rob a bank?
M: Yeah Dick, I'd love to go rob a bank!
D: You think we're gonna get caught, or do you think maybe we'll get away with it?
M: We're definitely not getting caught. **** the police.
D: **** 'em?  Why would you wanna **** the police?
M: **** the police
D: Like with baby oil and such?  Hey Mick, thanks for hopping on a track with your buddy Richard Chiclets
M: Dick. I love hopping on you. Or your songs.