りあむ Riamu あのさPサマ。ぼくって変かな?おかしくみえる? これでおかしいって言われても普通って言われても どっちにしろ・・・・・・やむけど! Say, P-sama. Am I strange? Do I look like a weirdo? Not that you calling me a weirdo or a normal would change things... but I'd be depressed! りあむ Riamu りあむってちょっとレアな名前じゃん?普通じゃないよね? あ、ちなみに、お姉ちゃんもレアネームなんだけどね? そもそもキラキラネームをつける親はその時点でヤババなの。 Isn't the name "Riamu" a rare one? It's not normal, right? Oh, by the way, my Oneechan's got the same "rare" name too, okay? In the first place, you're totally screwed when your parents decided to give you those so-called "fancy, shiny" names. [ https://cotoacademy.com/japanese-kira-kira-names/ http://akihabaranews.com/kira-kira-names/ ] りあむ Riamu 今だって実家だけど、実質ひとり暮らしだよ? 両親は仕事で海外だし、お姉ちゃんも渡米して画家とかいって! それでまともに生きてくのとかムリムリの無じゃない? Did you know that, right now, I'm practically living by myself even at my own home? Like my parents are working abroad and Oneechan's an artist at the US! Like how can someone expect me to lead a normal life with that setup? りあむ Riamu そんな環境で育ったりあむちゃんは、お姉ちゃんにも親にも勝てないし! マウント取られまくりなの!夢も希望もないんだよ! そりゃザコメンタルにもなるよ!アイドルがなきゃ生きてけない! With poor ol' Riamu-chan growing up in that kind of environment, there's no way beating Oneechan nor the parents! They've one-upped me in everything! There's no hopes and dreams for me! That's why I turned into a mentally fragile nobody! My life can't go on without idols! りあむ Riamu そりゃあぼくだってさ・・・・・・誰かに必要とされたりとかさ・・・・・・ あってもよかったかもしんないけど・・・・・・ そのために専門いったりしたけど、あ、ムリってなったし。 I mean... if someone out there would need me... that might be nice... So I went vocational, but, it was impossible for me. りあむ Riamu だから、いまはアイドルしかないんだよう! これがダメだったらもう人生終わってんの! すでに終わってるけど、閉店ガラガラさようならなの!!! That's why, all I have now is to become an idol! If this doesn't work out, then my life's all over! It was already over, but it's going "that's it, shop's run into ground, time to say farewell" kind of deal!!! りあむ Riamu だからせめてPサマだけは、りあむがいいって言って!! アイドルは使い捨ての嗜好品だよね!ぼくも分かるオタクだから! けどPサマは推し変しないで、ずっとずっとりあむを推してほしい! At the very least, P-sama, I want you to say "Riamu's nice"! Idols are disposable luxury, right! I know because I myself am an otaku! So, P-sama, please don't switch favorites and keep on having Riamu as you favorite now and forever!