"Stacy's Mom" 

by littlemissjazz 

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[The sound of water splashing, kids laughing & people chatting] 



Um...hey. [a slight pause] (scoffs) What, I can’t greet you anymore like a decent human being? You have to be that bitter? [slight pause] What do you mean what am I doing here? Your mom invited me to this pool party, remember? I told her I’d come and here I am. What’s the problem? 



[slight pause] *irritated* Wait, wait. Now you’re twisting my words all around like you usually do. I wasn’t the one who said we were broken up. That was you. You said that Friday night at the party after you got drunk out of your mind, AND after I told you to calm it down with the jello shots. Then Saturday morning, at nearly the crack of dawn, you cried to me saying you were sorry and you didn’t mean it. [slight pause] *angrily* Wait, let me finish. THEN when I wanted us to talk, you acted cold and barely called me back. That’s what happened. I never said we were broken up. 



[slight pause] (groans in frustration) God, you always do this! You always wanna twist shit around and blame me for your mistakes! I understand that it’s summer vacation and you wanna have fun, and so do I. But it’s a little hard to do that when you’re out there getting so wasted to the point I have carry your ass home and risk you puking in the back of my car. 



[slight pause] Ohhh, so now you’re knocking my ride, huh? Alright, remember that when you’re stranded after another one of your clubbing nights with your many guy friends. [slight pause] No, I’m not calling you a slut! Now you’re making me look like the bad guy! [slight pause] I’m too nice? Really? So now want me to what, hit you so I can be what you want? 



[slight pause] (sighs) Stacy, look...I’m not trying to embarrass you at your mom’s party. I didn’t want this to happen. You started it anyway! [slight pause] What do you mean I’m only here for your mom? That’s not true! I’m here for you and the rest of your folks. I know them like that, remember? 



[slight pause] What the **** is that supposed to mean? [slight pause] (scoffs) Uh, yeah, your mom treats me like her son. I mean, we’ve been dating since freshmen year of high school. Usually, couples after high school are dead-end shit, but we’ve pushed through. What’s your point? [slight pause] *defensively* So what if your mom likes having me around? That doesn’t make her weird. 



[slight pause] What?! I don’t have a crush on your mom, Stacy! What the **** is wrong with you? 



[slight pause] *awkwardly* Oh...hey, Ms. C. (chuckles softly) No need to thank me for coming. I wouldn’t have missed it for the world. [slight pause] Yeah, nope, nothing’s wrong here. Stacy and I were just talking. Right, Stacy? ….Aaaand she’s gone. (sighs) No, no, nothing’s wrong, Ms. C. [slight pause] Y-Yeah, I know your name, but it still feels weird saying it. I’m so used to calling you “Ms. C”. [slight pause] Stop thanking me for coming. You know me. When I make a promise, I don’t break it...especially for you. 



[slight pause] (chuckles sexily) C’mon, you know me. I always joke around. [slight pause] Yeah, being in college and going to all those parties definitely build your charm. Yeah, college is good! I’ll be a sophomore come this fall. I’m just trying to enjoy my summer vacation. Hey, you need any help in the kitchen? I know you’re probably in charge of the food here ‘cause you always were the chef in the family. [slight pause] It’s no trouble at all! Really. I need some time out of this sun anyway. 



[slight pause] Sure, lead the way. I’m right behind you.



[slight pause] *in awe* Wow. I know I’ve been in this house so many times, but I always forget how crazy huge this place is. Your kitchen could fit at least seven people in here. That’s what a real estate agent pays for, huh? I guess with looks like yours, you get paid extra. [slight pause] Hey, don’t smack my arm! I’m just kidding! How’s work goin’ anyway? Are you off for vacation? [slight pause] You’re taking off for July for a trip to Cancun with the family? Stacy didn’t tell me that...but then again, she never tells me anything anymore. 



[slight pause] Huh? N-No! I didn’t say anything. [slight pause] You can tell I’m lying? Shit...I’ve always been shit at lying. [slight pause] You could tell Stacy is mad from her walk to the pool? Yeah, she always gets red in the face and her hair flips when she storms off. I guess I’ll have to tell you now, won’t I?



You know I love your daughter, right? We’ve been together since our freshmen year of high school, but lately...things have been becoming tense with us. [slight pause] Like what? Like...she never picks up the phone when I call, except when she’s drunk, and she always wants to flirt with other guys to make me jealous. Just for the hell of it! Lately, I’ve become her designated driver lately this summer. [slight pause] So she’s been getting on your nerves too lately? No, it’s okay. You can tell me anything. I mean, I am dating her after all. 



[slight pause] She really fought with you because you said to her that we’re not spending enough time together as a couple? You’re ******* kidding me...she really said that to you? That you’re jealous because you don’t get out dating much ever since your husband left you? (scoffs) God, that’s so...bitchy! I mean, yeah, she was drunk and upset you mentioned me, but you don’t talk like that to your mom.



...Why did you mention me, by the way? [slight pause] (chuckles) You miss havin’ me around, huh? I miss it here too. College can be a bitch sometimes. I guess Stacy and I have just kinda grown apart since we go to different universities. [slight pause] *bashfully* Aw, c’mon, I’m not that wise. [slight pause] Yeah, I have grown up a lot, huh? Maturity and all that. 



[slight pause] It’s not that? Then...what? *in realization* You meant my appearance, didn’t you? (laughs) Don’t deny it! It’s okay! Yeah, I’ve bulked up a lot since high school, grown since then too. I’m probably taller than your ex-husband at this point. I’m so tall that I can tower over you… 



[slight pause] *in a low tone* You know...I meant what I said. You really are a beautiful woman. [slight pause] No, I’m serious. That yellow sundress you’ve got on...it looks fantastic on you. It does so much justice for your legs and your...your...goddammit, I’m sorry, but I can’t ******* take this anymore. 



[Urgent kissing sound] 



[slight pause] What do you mean what am I doing? I’m kissing the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. I’m showing you why Stacy and I have grown apart so much. Because she knows I’m crazy about you! I don’t care that I’m dating your daughter. Our relationship is only hanging on by a thread anyway. 



Look, I...I’m sorry that it’s coming out like this, okay? The truth is...I’ve had a crush on you since my freshmen year of college. I liked Stacy too, yes, but the first day I met you...it was like getting hit by a ton of fireworks. I thought it was silly and it would pass, but over the years, it’s only built up. And now...now I just can’t take it anymore! Especially now that your asshole of a husband is out of the picture. 



[slight pause] Please...say something. Even if you don’t feel the same way, I just need to know the truth. 



[slight pause] *in shock* You feel the same way? Really? You’re not shitting me? How come you never said anything? Even before I started dating Stacy? [slight pause] Because you were older? I don’t give a shit about that! Your husband didn’t care that his secretary was ten years younger than him! Please let me...let me just hold you.



[slight pause] Why are you pushing me away? You really think this is going to ruin our relationship? All I have wanted for years is to make you mine. I don’t wanna be your little pretend son. Stacy is not the woman I want. I want...you. Please, baby. Let me show you that I can be what you want. I can be what you need. Your daughter thinks you need to get out dating more? Well, maybe I can fill that space. What do you say? 



[Soft urgent kissing] Mmm, from the feel of your hands on my body, holding me so tight, I guess you want this too. ****, kiss me again. 



[Soft urgent kissing] God, I can’t believe this is really happening. I can’t believe we’re really standing here kissing. Lift your dress up. (moans softly w/ kissing sounds) Yeah, I want you. Right here, right now, baby. [Soft urgent kissing] No, we don’t have any time. If we leave to go upstairs, they’re gonna wonder where we are and I know you don’t want that. Let’s just do it here. C’mon, slide in front of me so your back is to the door. Nobody can see us behind the sink anyway. 



[a slight pause] You comfy? Good, now ******* come here. Mmm, take those **** out. That’s it, honey, fuuuck, they’re so beautiful. You want me to touch them? (moans in appreciation) Oh, ****! They feel so good in my hands. They’re so soft and...mmm, tasty. Your nipples taste so sweet, like ******* strawberries. (chuckles) Yeah, you want me to do it again? Do you have any ******* idea how long I’ve been dreaming of this moment? I’ve wanted to have your nipples in my mouth for four ******* years of my life. 



OH, ****, you...you’re squeezing my **** in my swim trunks! You must really want this? Yeah, you want me inside you? You wanna feel this hard, throbbing, young **** in that *****? *teasingly* Mmm, not yet, baby. Not after a little foreplay first. 



Okay, honey. Jump for me. That’s it, jump and wrap your arms around me. [Passionate kissing] Let me just (grunts) lift you up on the counter. Don’t worry, baby, your guests can’t see us. Mmm, now gimme those gorgeous lips. [More deep kissing] *in mischievous tone* You say we can’t do this here yet you’re rubbing yourself up against me.  
 
 

*breathlessly* Spread your legs. Spread ‘em, baby. That’s it. Let me tug these little panties to the side. I’m just gonna kneel down here so I can.. [Soft kisses up her thighs] Kiss and [growl] bite these beautiful thighs. [More kisses] Mmm, this beats your cooking by 100. Shh, relax, baby. I’ll be quick...well, depending on how quick you can cum for me. 
 

 
[Passionate licking and sucking sounds] Mmmm, fuuuuck, I love the way you taste. Spread those legs wider, baby. [More passionate licking sounds] Your clit’s so swollen… and you’re so wet. Have you been dreaming of this too, sweetie? Have you been wondering what it would feel to have my tongue on your needy little clit, baby? My young, fast tongue that just knows what you want? What you need?
 
 

[Moans intermixed with licking and sucking] Yeah, baby. That’s it, grab my hair. Mmm, put your legs over my shoulders. That’s it, ******* feel it. [More licking sounds & moaning improv if you wish]
 
 

MMM, ****. [a slight pause] Why are you pushing yourself away? You want my **** inside you, huh? Guess it can’t me helped. Okay, baby, scoot up to the edge and wrap your legs around me. I need to **** you right now. We gotta do this quick. Okay, hike up that little dress again. ****, lemme just....mmm, rub my **** against your wet, little ***** and just (moans) push. Inside you, fuuuuuck....
 

 
[passionate kissing sounds] You’re so ******* needy. You needed this, didn’t you, baby? I can feel it in how tightly your ***** is gripping my ****. You needed to feel such a young hunk of a college boy take you downtown and then **** your *****, didn’t you? ****, come here. [More urgent kissing sounds] 
 

 
[Moans and groans as you start to thrust] Shhh, shhh, honey! We don’t wanna be too loud. You...you want me to cover your mouth? Oh, **** ME, this is so hot! Yeah, I’ll cover your mouth while I [grunt] thrust harder into you. Yeah, you want it faster? You want me to **** you faster?
 

 
[improv moaning & grunting as you go harder, faster] [add some thrusting & table banging sounds in there too for extra effect] 
 
 

*in a whiney tone* Oh, ****! Yes! God, you’re so tight and wet. I can feel you gripping my **** so hard. Yeah. Yeah, that’s it, baby. Moan for me. Moan as I **** you so hard right on your kitchen countertop. 
 
 

[more grunting & moaning] You like this, huh? You like being ****** right here in your kitchen while your family is right outside? Anyone could come in and see us, ya know. Stacy could walk right in here and see her mother getting pounded by her boyfriend. 
 

 
Fuuuck, this is hotter than any wet dream I’ve ever had about you! Oh, come here. [soft kissing sounds] ] Let me kiss and suck on your neck… [breathy kisses] and squeeze those beautiful **** bouncing outside that sundress. ****, this is so ******* hot. Mmm, you’re so ******* sexy, baby. You drive me crazy. I throwing your legs over my shoulders and ******* you deep and fast. You need it like this? ****, and I can feel you clenching around me. You really needed this, didn’t you? [mischievous laugh] Yeah? Is this what you wanted? 
 
 

[Passionate kissing and moaning] You’re clenching me so tight, baby. Are you ready to cum? Are you gonna cum with me? [more moaning improv] I know you’ve been ******* waiting for this. I know you’ve been wanting this **** since I started dating your daughter. [moans] You know I’m 21 now, right? And now I can give you this **** [speaking in between thrusts] all. *******. Day. 
 
 

[moaning & thrusting sounds become more urgent & louder] Yeah, you’re gonna cum? Cum for me, honey. That’s it, moan into my hand! Yes, yes, yes, ****! I can feel you! I can feel you cumming all around my ****!
 

 
Oh...oh, ****! I...baby, I’m gonna cum too. Oh, shit, you feel so good! That’s it, wrap your legs around me tighter! Oh, ****, I’m gonna cum. You want this hard **** to cum inside you, huh? Yeah? Right now? [grunts] Oh, ****, I’m cumming, baby! Right….NOW! 
 
 

[Loud moans, climax sounds & you can be as wild as you want btw] 
 
 

(chuckles) Damn, baby. [Soft kissing] That...was...AMAZING. That was everything you wanted it to be? Oh, baby, come here. [Soft kissing sounds & soft moaning] Here, let me help you down. (grunts)
 

 
Yeah, I’ll tell Stacy that we’re done. She doesn’t have to know about us. [a slight pause] You’re glad I came today? Me too, baby. [Soft kissing sounds] C’mon, let’s go get this food outside. Just don’t forget to fix your hair first. Don’t wanna make people suspicious. [chuckles] 


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