"Our Own Kind of Fun" 

by littlemissjazz 

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***Script Starts Here 


(sighs tiredly) Phew! God, it was hot in there. And so crowded. I’ve never seen so many people in one place before. *in concern* You alright? Can you walk straight? You had a lot to drink tonight. [The listener tells you she’s fine] You sure? Just be careful. (chuckles) I’m surprised you can even step foot in those heels. You would’ve been on that dance floor all night if I left you there. 


[The listener insults your dancing skills] *in mock offense* Hey, I take offense to that! Not everybody can dance when they’re sober, alright? You get the right amount of liquor in me and I’m ******* ready to do a backflip. (laughs) I think we’re both a little bit tipsy. (groans tiredly) I feel...kinda turned up. 


[The listener asks if you’ll be alright to drive home] (scoffs) Nonsense! I’m fine! I can drive! Yes, we’re both pretty tipsy, but you need to worry about yourself, Ms. Tequila Shots. You’re the one who had all of those shots when you know you’re a lightweight. You’re lucky I’m here to help you walk. 


(laughs) Hey, don’t hit me! You hit me again and I’m throwing you over my shoulder. You’re messing with the wrong one, missy. [A pause as the listener hits you again] Alright, you asked for it. (grunting as you pick her up) (laughs) Stop squirming around! You do that and I’ll spank you. Right in front of all of these good people waiting in line to get into the club. Mmm, but something tells me you’d like that. (chuckles) Sensing from you stopping, I guess I was right. 


See? We’re at the car safe and sound. Here you are, my lady. (grunting as you put her down) Now let me just get the keys… [Sound of car keys jingling] [The listener asks if you’re sure you can drive] Stop worrying! I can drive! All you have to do is kick off your heels and sleep during the ride home. Now get in. 


[Sound of car engine revving] Alright now...and we’re off. See? My hands are steady as are my eyes. I’m perfectly fine to drive. Two drinks won’t do you in, babe. But if it makes you feel any better I’ll drive as slowly as possible. 


[The listener asks if you had fun tonight] Did I have fun tonight? (laughs) Hell yes, I did! It’s been a while since you, me and the group came out to have some fun. Work and our daily lives tend to get in the way. And I know you had fun. You were ******* radiant in there. Every man’s eyes were on you. [The listener becomes shy] I’m serious! You looked so incredible tonight. That dress looks so good on you. [Listener asks “Really?”] *in a softer, sexier tone* Yeah, it does. It hugs your curves just right. Mmm… 


[Listener tells you to watch the road] Huh? Sorry, sorry! My eyes are on the road. Sorry, I just...can’t stop staring at you. I meant it when I said you look incredible. That dress is doing way too many things to my mind. It’s giving me thoughts...and none of them are clean. (chuckles sexily) What can I say? You turn me on. (chuckles sheepishly) Yes, I’m horny. And the liquor isn’t helping. 


[The listener says, “Tell me what you’d do to me”] You...you what? You wanna know what I’d do to you? (chuckles breathily) Trust me, baby, you don’t. [Listener asks you why] Because I wanna wait till we get home! If I tell you what I wanna do to you right now, there’s a chance that I won’t wait till we get home. You know I can be impatient at times. And I’m guessing you’re not exactly patient either, are you? Obviously not. 


Okay, what’s the deal? [Listener plays clueless] No, you’ve got that look in your eyes. That mischievous look you get when you’re up to something. What’s gotten into you, girl? Is it the alcohol? [The listener responds] Just me, huh? *in a deeper, sexier tone* So you wanna know what I’d do to you? What I’d do to that body of yours inside of that dress? If we were home, in the privacy of our bedroom? [The listener says yes] 


{Be as slow with this next dialogue as you want as to not rush it} 


Well, for one, I’d start by kissing those sweet lips of yours. Can’t start the night off without that. And then I’d trail my lips down to your neck...and then slowly down your chest. I’d let you feel every touch of my lips while one hand is at your waist, feeling those curves. The other would be right in between those thighs, gently stroking you through your panties. 


I wouldn’t take your dress off right away. No, I’d want you to beg me to do it. I’d want you so hot and bothered, so far gone in the need, that you’d turn into a needy, begging little mess. And even then maybe I wouldn’t do it. Maybe I’d just continue to stroke those luscious lips inside of those panties, feeling how wet you are for me. 


Are you wet for me now, baby? Is that ***** ******* soaked for me? I don’t even have to reach over and find out. I can tell by your breathing and how flushed you are. What are you doing now? [A slight pause] (sharp intake of breath) Oh, ****...you’re really touching yourself like that? God, seeing you like this with your legs spread open and watching you stroke yourself… 


(growls in sexual frustration) You’re really trying to get us killed. (groans) God, that smile! You’re ******* killing me here! You know exactly what you’re doing to me. [The listener tells you, “Keep going”] You want me to continue? ****...I forgot what I was even talking about. (chuckles) Help me out here, sugar. [Listener tells you] Oh yeah, I was just about ready to take off those panties, right? I’d finally take them down those luscious legs of yours, but I wouldn’t go to work on your ***** yet. I’d go back up to those *******, take them out of your dress. 


Mmm...if there’s anything I love about you other than your eyes, your smile, your personality and everything else about you...it’s your ****. I LOVE your ****, baby. How soft and round they are...how juicy they look...how perky and hard your nipples get when you’re turned on. Like right now. I can see those nipples poking through your dress. 


Why don’t you play with them for me, baby? Give me a show. (moans softly) Yes, that’s it. Use one hand to tease your ****** while you stroke your ***** with the other. 


You’d do just that too. While I go down on you finally, tasting your glistening, wet, delicious ***** for the first time, you’d play with yourself for me. I’d have to tease your nipples and play with your clit while I eat your *****, trailing my tongue up...and down...and around. Never going too fast or too slow. Just eating you right. Giving you what you deserve. 


I wouldn’t let you cum. Not in my mouth, anyway. I’d want you to cum all over my ****...I mean, your ****. Because this is yours, baby. I’m yours. And I’d show you that. Even if it took all night to do so. I’d take you in every single position possible: I’d bend you over whatever piece of furniture is near us and pound into you from behind, making that ass bounce against me. 


I’d lay you down on the couch, the bed, the ******* floor, wherever. I’d spread your thighs wide and slide into you as slowly as I could, feeling how wet and tight you are. Hook your legs over my shoulders, give you as much **** as you can take. Make you moan and cry so much that you lose your voice. 


I’d **** you from the side, standing up, ****, even upside down if it’s possible! And I’d— Woah. What are you doing? Where’s that hand of yours going? (hisses sharply) Woah, baby! Wait, hold up! Oh...oh, ****. (moans as she strokes you through your pants) You...you can’t just grab my **** like that! [Listener asks you why] Because I’m driving! You were the one who was scared about me causing an accident before and now you’re… 


(hisses as she continues to stroke you) *in a strained tone* You little vixen. You’re just gonna stroke me like that while I’m trying to focus? (growls) ****! You’re really playing with fire here, baby. But you must know that already. You’ve got that look in your eyes...that little twinkle… [Grunting & moaning improv as she continues to rub & stroke you] ****! Your hand feels so good stroking me through my pants like that. 


[Sound of zipper] (chuckles) Going right for the zipper, eh? You’re really frisky tonight, aren’t you? Don’t worry, I like it. A lot. 


[Moaning & grunting improv in between dialogue as she strokes you] Yes, baby girl. That’s it. Take me out and take me into your hand. Go on and stroke it. And you better keep your mouth away from it. [Listener teases you, asking why] Why? You know why! You know I can barely handle your blowjobs anyway. If you do it while I’m driving then— 


(moans in ecstasy) God! B-Baby! You can’t...oh, ****. ****, your pretty mouth feels so good on my **** like that. Up and down...and your tongue twirling around the head! You know I’m sensitive there! [Moaning, grunting & dirty talk improv as she blows you while you drive] 


(growls in frustration) **** this shit. [Sound of tires squealing] 


[Listener asks you what you’re doing] What do you think I’m doing? I’m pulling over, right into that parking lot over there. [A slight pause] (laughs) Relax, babe! There’s no one here and it’s dark anyway. No one will see us. And even if they do, I don’t ******* care. They’ll get a treat of a sexy woman getting her brains ****** out. Let me just shut off the headlights. 


*in a deeper, growly tone* Now get the **** out. You heard me. I didn’t ******* stutter. Get the **** out the car now or I’ll make you. Good girl. Now come the **** here. 


[Kissing sounds in between dialogue] You think you’re funny? You thought that shit was cute? Hm? You stroking me and putting me in that pretty mouth of yours just to get a rise out of me? Well, your wish came true. You’ve officially pushed me. And now you’re gonna face the consequences. You’re not leaving here till you cum all over my **** and I finally bust inside you. 


But...first things first… Sit up on the hood. Good girl. Now spread those legs. Wider, baby. I wanna see exactly what I was fantasizing about during the car ride. (moans as she does) ****, you are wet! Is that all for me, baby girl? Guess the anticipation has gotten to you too. Better not keep you waiting then. 


[Wet tongue flicks, kissing sounds & moaning improv in between dialogue] Mmm, ****, baby! You taste so good. I can taste how much you want this. I can feel it too. Your legs are shaking and I haven’t even gotten you close yet. (gently shushes) Shh, baby. (chuckles) Don’t wanna be too loud. Anyone could come here and see us like this; me on my knees and you with your legs spread on the hood of my car getting your ***** eaten. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you? Yeah? Why don’t you show me then? 


[Listener asks what you mean] I mean, why don’t I stand up and you turn around and bend that pretty ass over the hood of my car? I’m not asking you either, baby. I’m telling you. Get up, bend over and stay still. Good girl. I think you like taking orders from me. Now lemme just lift up that dress and… [Spank!] Ohhh...I think someone likes that. [Spank!] Yeah? You like it when I spank that ass? [Spank!] Getting punished in public turns you on? [Spank!] 


****...****, I can’t take this. Spread your legs for me, baby. Perfect. [Moaning in ecstasy] Can you feel me, baby girl? Can you feel my **** stroking those lips? I’m not even inside of you yet and it feels sooo ******* good. Uh-uh, you needy little vixen. No pushing back. You need to beg first. Beg for me to be inside you. 


[The listener begs you] (chuckles) C’mon, you can do better than that! Beg for me, honey. [Listener tries again] (hums in satisfaction) Very good. That’s my girl. You deserve a reward for that. Hold still, okay? Don’t want you straining yourself. [Moaning as you slide in] ****, ****, fuuuck, you’re tight! And so ******* wet! [Wet sounds as you begin to **** her] Mmm, you like it when I grip your hips while I pound into like that? ****, push back into me, baby. Yes, just like that. 


[Moaning improv & wet sounds in between dialogue as you **** her from behind] {If you have a fleshlight, feel free to use it for more of a realistic feel!} No, don’t hold back, baby girl. You wanna be loud then be loud. I wanna ******* hear you. ****, you sound so good! And you look so good. Tilt your head back. I want those lips on mine while I work your ***** with my ****. 


[Kissing sounds w/ moaning in between] Mmm, you taste so good. And so you sound so good. How the **** are you so ******* perfect? You couldn’t keep yourself quiet even if I told you to. Is this what you wanted? Huh? You like me taking you out in the open like this? Was this your plan, naughty girl? 


Then allow me to give you exactly what you want. Let me take you on this ride with me. 
 
 
[*** sounds improv including grunting, moaning & wet sounds] [Maybe even add some spanks if you want to] I’m not gonna last long, baby. Not with how tight you are. Tilt your head back. (you roughly kiss her, moaning into her mouth) Whose ***** is this? [You pause, spanking her] *in a demanding tone* Louder. Tell me whose ***** this is. [You pause, growling] Guess I’ll have to make you answer me. 
 
 
[You thrust harder, speaking with each thrust] Tell. Me. Whose. *****. Is. This. (you groan in appreciation) Yeah, it’s mine. It’s all mine, honey. And this is your **** whenever and however you want it. You like me hitting it from behind like this? Yeah? You gonna cum? You gonna cum? You gonna cum, huh? 
 
 
[Gasping, dirty talk & moaning improv in between lines] Oh...oh, ****! Oh, God, I'm gonna cum. Ohh, ****, you're going to make me cum! You want it inside you? Yeah? You gonna take that cum for me, baby girl? [You moan louder as your hips slap harder against her, wet sounds intensifying]
 
 
****! ****, I’m gonna cum, baby! I’m gonna bust the biggest load inside you. I’ve been building this up since the car ride. Is that what you want? Is it, baby? Tell me! Tell me what you want. God, I’m gonna cum so hard! [Improv as you finally climax] 
 
 
(you whimper softly as you come down from your high) ****, baby. Oh, that was amazing. You were amazing. You okay? I wasn’t too rough, was I? [The listener calls you crazy] (laughs) What? I’m crazy? Please, you’re the crazy one! If I’m crazy then I got it from you. Wanting to get ****** in public like that where anyone could’ve seen us… (groans) That shit is so hot. Have you ever done anything like that before? ‘Cause I’ll be honest; I haven’t. 
 
 
[The listener confesses] I’m the first one, huh? I can’t lie, baby; hearing that makes me happy. I’ve had my fair share of doing freaky things, but I’ve never done anything like this before. I know it’s cheesy, but...I’m glad we could share this together. I’d be up for it again if you are, that is. [Soft kissing sounds] (chuckles softly) From that kiss, I’m taking that as a yes. 
 
 
*in a suggestive, sexy tone* You know...the night is still young. And your eyes are definitely talking to me. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you want me to take you home and **** you senseless there. And then we can cuddle and if I’m not that hungover the next morning, we can have ourselves a pancake breakfast. 
 
 
That sound good to you, baby? Because it sounds perfect to me. [The listener agrees] Yeah? Then what the **** are we waiting for? 
 
 
***Script Ends Here