"The Woman Under the Cat" 

by littlemissjazz 

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[Sound of an emergency alarm system blaring in the background] 


[Sound of crunching broken glass & slow footsteps] 


Boo! [Sound of a thud as your body hits the floor] (giggles softly) You really didn’t see that coming? God, Bats, you’re usually better than that. What, your eyesight goin' or somethin'? That’s unusual, even for you.


*in a confused tone* What the hell? You ain’t Batman. Who the… Oh. You’re a ***. No...a *** but you’re wearing a different uniform. 


(snickers bitterly) Ohh, you’re a rookie. Lemme guess: the big guys are testing you out to see if you’re big enough to join their league so they sent you out to check up on the latest robbery. Lucky for you, beefcake, you caught me on a good night. I just caught myself some Benjamins and I’m pretty excited on taking them back home with me. Since you’re a rookie and oh-so delicious-looking, I’ll go easy on you. Just step out the way and… 


(sighs & laughs in disappointment) Now why’d ya have to get the gun out? You really think that’s gonna stop me? Honey, I’ve been doin’ this shit for years. You can’t stop me. Not when I got my whip. 


[Sound of a whip cracking & the sound falling to the floor] Oops! Now it seems that your gun is in my hand. You really didn’t see that comin’? (giggles) God, you really are a rookie. 


Oh, so now you’re raisin’ the fists, huh? Look, buddy, I know you’re just tryin’ to impress your bosses, but I really don’t have time to- 



Ow! That...that really hurt! You probably gave me a bruise! Alright, asshole, now you really pissed me off. You wanna **** with me? Then let’s go. You really didn’t see that comin’ either? You tried actin’ like a tough guy and it backfired on you. You should know better than to hit a woman. Especially me. I have every right to kill your dumb ass. Now you’re on your back, hopeless and defenseless, and completely in my grasp. 


Nah. I’m not gonna kill you. You’re too cute to kill. But I am gonna hurt you even more than I just did. Maybe I’ll string ya up right here and let your buddies see just how much of a weakling you are. Now hold still and- 


What was that? Shh! There it is again. That beeping sound. What could that possibly…. Oh, ****. The bomb. I forgot about that bomb! ****! I planted a bomb below the floors of this bank a week ago and set it to go off right around this time. I should be out of here by now! ****, you idiot! You just got us both killed! 


[a slight pause] What? (scoffs) Hell no, I’m not leavin’ with you! The bomb is set to go off in about two minutes and by that time, I’ll be out and you’ll be burnin’ to a crisp. I’ll make sure I come back with marshmallows. [a slight pause] (laughs) Oh, you’re damn right I’m gonna leave you here. You just tried to kill me. And eye for an eye, buddy. I’ll see you on the flipside. 


[Sound of a distinct clicking from a bomb] (sighs) Oh, shit. 


[Sound of a fiery explosion as the bomb explodes] 


[The sound of the fire fades out into the background & the listener sits in silence for about 20 seconds]


(groans as you come to) Wh...wha…? W-Where am I? (gasps angrily) What the **** are you doin’?! Get your hands off me! [Sound of a punch] You’re damn right I punched you in the face, you pervert. Stay right there on the floor. I’m warning you. You keep away from me. I said to… (hisses in pain) Ow! What...what is this? Why is this bandage on my side? 


Wait...you did this? (groans softly) I...ow, my head. What the hell happened? Oh, shit, that’s right. The bomb went off. But what...you dragged me out from the fire? [a slight pause] You...you saved me? But why? Why did you do that? Why didn’t you just let me die there? (snickers) What’s the catch here? You got your buddies hidin’ somewhere in here, ready to bust out their guns and the handcuffs and call you a hero? Is that your plan, buster? 


[a slight pause] *sheepishly* Well...that is true. I didn’t think about that. If you were to arrest me, I’d already be in a cold cell and not in this soft, soft bed. Let me see if I can sit up. [a slight pause] Yeah, yeah, I got it. I don’t need your help. I’ve had my own for years now. What is this place anyway? This your pad? So you took me back to your apartment to patch me up? 


[a slight pause] Waaait a second. I know what this is. You took me back here to **** me. [a slight pause] No, I get it. You got a sexy bombshell of a woman who’s helpless and defenseless against your horniness so you take advantage of the situation, right? You want me to bow to your every will. Well, think again, dickwod! I’m gonna leave now while I still can. 


[a slight pause] (scoffs) Oh, please, honey. I’ve gotten up and escaped with scars worse than this one. I think I’ll be alright. (grunts in pain) Ow...well, I guess it’s gonna take me a while. You stay right over there while I’m at it. 


[a slight pause] Wait...you don’t wanna **** me? Well, what’s that supposed to mean, hm? You not into the bad girls? Or am I too much for you? [a slight pause] You don’t prefer to **** wounded chicks, huh? (scoffs) Well, excuse me if I don’t roll out the red carpet for you and hand you a medal, pal. You’re a rookie ***. It’s your job to do well or else you get the boot. 


Okay...so if it wasn’t your intention to **** me or throw me in prison, what is it then? Why am I here? [a slight pause] *softly* You...you wanted to save me? *in a sharp tone* For what? What’s the catch? 


[a slight pause] Why do I keep askin’ if there’s a catch? (sighs in frustration) Oh, you stupid man. ‘Cause there’s always a catch. There’s no such thing as a good guy, especially in Gotham. Every hero has a dark side, a true intention to what they do. So tell me, good guy...what’s your true intention? 


[a slight pause] You...you only wanted to save me? You didn’t want me to die? That’s your true intention? *softly* But...I don’t understand. I tried to fuckin’ kill you! I would’ve gladly left you in that fire to die and you saved my life. Why? [a slight pause] You wanna tell me a story? (chuckles) Oh, great. You’re gonna hit me with the whole sob story of your awakening into becoming a hero? Alright, whatever. I’m too busted up to move anyway so go right ahead. 


[a slight pause] I see...so you were an only child raised by your dad and he was a police chief. He always taught you about being a good person because everything you put out into the world comes back to you. You always used to watch him help others, even those who didn’t want his help. Is that why you become a ***? [a slight pause] Oh...you became a *** after your dad died? I...I’m sorry. How did he die, if I may ask? 


[a slight pause] Oh...****. He was killed by the Joker. He just went and slit his throat right in front of you? ****, you were just a kid! Batman took care of him, didn’t he? I figured as much..but it didn’t ease the pain, did it? Jesus Christ...but that doesn’t explain why you decided to save my life tonight instead of leaving me there to die. [a slight pause] I see...so your dad taught you to see the good in everyone, even the ones who seem evil. Wow, that’s...that’s really wise. 


(sighs softly) Look, I owe an apology. I’m sorry about what I said earlier about there not bein’ a good guy in Gotham. You’re a good guy with true intentions. By true intentions, I mean that you’re a good person. I mean, you saved my life and I tried to kill you. You went out of your way to take me home and patch me up despite gettin’ in trouble with your boss and your police friends. I...I change my mind when I said I wouldn’t have saved you from the fire. After hearing that and seeing how much you care, I would’ve saved you too. 


[a slight pause] (clears throat) God, why is it so hot in here? I need some water. [a slight pause]  There’s a glass on the nightstand? Thanks. No, no I’ll get it. I just need to...Ow! God, it hurts to even sit up. [a slight pause] Hey, what are you...oh. No, sorry, your...your hands just feel kinda good there. It’s like they’re pressing into me but so gentle at the same time. Yeah, I can sit up now. 


Y’know...if things were different, I could totally see you bein’ my boy toy. (giggles) Or even my boyfriend. [a slight pause] You wish that things were different too? 


Hey. C’mere for a second. [a slight pause] No, I just want you to come closer ‘cause I think I bruised my head up too. Yeah, that’s it, come a little closer to me. And… 


[Soft kissing sounds] What d’you mean why’d I do that? It’s because you’re a sexy man that’s being kind to me for once. It’s because I see the good in you too. It’s been so long since a man has shown me any kindness that isn’t just because they wanna **** me. It’s been a long time since any person has shown me real kindness, actually. It’s also been a long time since I’ve kissed a man. What about you? It’s been a while for you too? Well...maybe if we kiss enough, we can save up for lost time. What do you say to that, honey? Mmph! [Soft kissing sounds] 


Mmm, assertive, aren’t you? I like that in a man. No, it’s okay, you can hold me. You’re not gonna break me, honey. (softly moans) Yes, you can run your hands down my back. Yeah, you like how my ass feels in that leather? Squeeze it. (moans a bit louder w/ a gasp) ****, that’s it! Hold me tight to you. (giggles through moaning) God, how is it that your hands feel so rough yet so gentle at the same time? How is it that they’re overpowering me like this? No man has ever been able to make me feel like this before. 


(moans in anticipation) ****, kiss me. Please. [Sound of assertive kissing w/ moaning] **** me, your hands feel good! I love them gliding up and down my back and my ass like that. (giggles) Yeah, you like how tight that leather feels against my body? Mmm, why don’t you test it out? See how tight it is? Spank me, baby. Make my ass jiggle in this leather. 


(gasps & laughs in surprise) Just throwing my over your lap like that! (giggles) No, you didn’t hurt me. I’m fine, honey. Oh, ****, yes...yes, hit me. I give you permission. Hit me, honey. [Sound of hard spank) OH! ****, YES! Do it again! [Sound another hard spank] Yes, you’re the boss! You fuckin’ own me. You own this ass. [Spanking continues w/ as many as you wish] YES! Yes, I’m such a bad little kitten! God, it hurts so good! [Moaning & dirty talk improv as spanks continue]


[Sounds of spanks cease] Why’d ya stop? Oh...I know why you stopped. It seems that we have a visitor. (giggles) I can feel your rock-hard **** poking me from under those pants. Well, why don’t we see what kinda weapon you really have in your pocket, hm? [a slight pause]  I know I don’t have to do it, baby, but I want to. I mean, I have to repay you somehow for savin’ my life, right? Now hold still while I unbuckle these pants… 


(sighs) Goddammit, baby! If you’re gonna keep movin’ around like that, I’ll have to make you hold still. (giggles evilly) Oh, I have my ways, honey. Don’t tempt me ‘cause I’ll do it. I am famous for the tricks up my sleeve after all. [a slight pause]  Don’t believe me? Alright...you asked for it. 


[Sound of handcuffs clinking] There we are. You think I didn’t see those handcuffs hanging from your belt? And I was so quick to snatch ‘em and cuff your wrists that you didn’t even notice. 


Now look who’s the vulnerable one. But don’t worry, honey. I’m gonna hurt you. Why would I hurt the man who saved my life? But my, my, my, you look sexy right now. I can see each and every muscle rippling with your arms cuffed behind your back like that. C’mere. [Soft kissing sounds] Let me just take a moment to run my lips down your body. Mmm, you smell so good. So manly…. Now then, if you don’t mind, ’m gonna take what I want. 


[The sound of belt buckle & zipper] 

 
(gasps) Oh...oh, my goodness. Wow...baby, you’re fuckin’ huge! I...Holy ****, I can’t even speak! (giggles) How the **** does any man have a **** this big? Not even Batman is packin’ like this! And believe me, honey, I’ve had a couple rodeos with that man. (giggles) My...my ***** just got so wet. It tightened on its own as soon as I took a gander at that dick of yours. Mmm, I can’t wait to have it in my mouth, stretching out my throat. 
 
 
You like me nuzzling your **** against my face? Mmm, I can’t help it. Maybe I should get comfortable too. I mean, I don’t wanna get anything on this beautiful suit. [Zipper sounds] There we go. I just unzipped the front. So now my pretty **** are out in the open for you. (giggles) You like ‘em? You can show me how much later. 
 
 
[cooing] Hush, baby. You just relax and let me do this for you, okay? [soft kissing sounds] Mmm, you like the way I just lightly kiss the head, don’t you? You can’t even answer me, you’re so lost in the pleasure. Maybe I should cut right to the chase, shouldn’t I? Feel free to grip my hair too, baby. I’m a big girl. You won’t break me. 
 
 
Mmmm, just relax, baby. Let your good little kitten take care of you. [Intense, focused blowjob sounds and moans - about 20 seconds] 
 
 
Mmm…[giggle]...you like that tongue, don’t you? [you slightly tap his **** against your tongue, giggling happily) What? Can’t believe it a girl can suck **** so good? [Quick suck & releasing with a loud POP!] In case you haven’t realized, baby, I’m a dirty girl. I walk around in tight leather and heels for a living. (giggles) [More intense, sloppy blowjob sounds and intense moans] 
 
 
Isn’t this so ******* sexy? [Smack his tip on tongue a couple of times while groaning] A sexy, grown woman sucking you off? Your supervillain fantasy giving it to you like this in her skin-tight leather suit with her **** jiggling for your eyes? [Naughty giggle] Mmm, so ******* naughty...****… 
 
 
[Deepthroating sounds and light gagging - about 20 seconds] [you gasp as you pop off] What? Never been deepthroated before, baby? No girl from the right side of the tracks ever do this for ya? [Giggle] Want some more? [Deepthroating sounds and light gagging sounds] 
 
 
Mmm, yeah, sexy? You like it nice and wet? Nice and wet and sloppy like that? Hm? [More sloppy sounds - add some spitting, sucking & gagging in there too if you want]
 
 
You having fun? [you laugh] Yeah? You like it? [loud **** kisses] Yes, baby…[a quick suck before popping off] Thrust your **** into my mouth. [Spit and fast stroking sounds] Mmmmm, yeeeees! [Sloppy, aggressive blowjob sounds and moans] Mmmm, ****! Are you gonna cum for me, baby? 
 
 
[a slight pause] Huh? Why are you pushing me away? 
 
 
Ohhh, you wanna return the favor for such a great blowjob, huh? Well, who am I to turn down feeling your lips on my other set of lips. (you giggle) Come here, baby. 
 
 
[You softly kiss him & gasp w/ a giggle] You just yanked me up and pulled me towards you like that! You’re so strong. Here, let me just hook my leg over the bed like this. Now I can just…(you softly moan) [Zipper sounds] yes, unzip the rest of my suit. Take it off me. Can you see how wet I am? Yes, baby, just push my panties to the side and tilt your head back. 
 
 
[You whimper softly]  Please, baby! Don’t tease me with your lips like that. I wanna feel your tongue inside my *****. I want you taste me. [A long moan when he finally tastes you] Fuuuck, yeees...That feels so good, baby. Mmmm, don’t be alarmed if I grab your hair. It just feels so ******* good! Oh, keep going, baby! 
 
 
[Improv some moans or whimpers here. Just anything you feel is sexy when someone is eating you out lol] 
 
 
Ohhhhh, yeeees, baby! I’m sorry I’m so loud! I-I can’t help it. You... [moans loudly] you want me to be loud, huh? Oh, lemme look down at that sexy face. Oh, **** baby that look in your eyes. [you gasp] Y-You’re fingers! They’re in my *****! Two…stretching my ***** out…oh my god…ohhhh, yes! ****, yes, finger me, honey! Flick my clit with your tongue. [loud moaning, wet sounds] 
 
 
Your tongue is ******* ravishing my clit, baby, oh shit! Oh ****, ****, ****; I’m gonna ******* cum baby! [you climax w/ loud moans & crying out]
 
 
[you sigh, giggling] Oh, my...Holy shit, that felt ******* amazing. Come here, stud. [you roughly kiss him, moaning as you do] You’re so generous making me cum before you do. But now it’s your turn. Where would you like me, darling? You’ll only tell me if I handcuff you? Shit, I forgot I still had those on ya. Sorry, honey. Here, sit up for me. Aaand there we are. Woah! 
 
 
You just pushed me down like that without a warning first? Jeez, at least give a girl a head’s up, will ya? I guess you wanted the doggy position, hm? Head down, ass up? Not I’m complainin’ about it. ****, especially with your hands caressing my ass like that. No! Don’t tease me with your cockhead like that, baby! ****...c’mon, man, gimme somethin’ to work with here. Don’t tease a girl like this! You want me to say please? Hmph! I’m not to proud to beg, baby. I’m usually a woman who takes what she wants without sayin’ please or thank you, but for you… 
 
 
****, you just slipped the head in! Please, baby! Please **** me right here, right now! I wanna feel that thick, hard **** of yours inside me, stretchin’ me out and fillin’ me to the brim. Make me yours. Make me your little cumslut for the night. Yes, that’s it! Grip my hips! Mmm, yank me toward you just like that. Take what you want, baby. It’s all yours. 
 
 
Oh... ****! That’s it! Oh yes! Shit! That feels so good! Don’t stop! Oh god! I heard you were skilled, but, ****, you’re absolutely incredible! I need something to hold on to! ****, let me grab the headboard and you can… [moans loudly] **** me just like that! Yes, pound into that ***** just like that!
 
 
 [Moaning] Oh yes! ****! That’s it! **** me! Mmm, doesn’t this beat arrestin’ me and throwin’ me in the clink? Ain’t this better than watchin’ me become bored out of my mind in a jail cell? Fuuuuck, yeeees! **** me, baby! Yes, pull me up on my knees and hold me against you. Ohhh, ****! It’s like you’re gonna break me! Yes, break me, baby! Break me! I can take it! 
 
 
****! Mmm, you’re gonna cum, aren’t you, baby? I can feel that **** getting harder inside me. Yes, cum inside me, you stud. You wanna wait, hm? Well, aren’t you the gentleman. Good thing I’m (moans loudly)...I’m almost there. Yes, put your hand on my throat! Force my head back and kiss me! 
 
 
Yes! That’s right, my sexy man, pound me against the wall. **** me like you mean it, you ******* stud! God you’re so deep inside of me. (you gasp loudly) I can feel you hitting that spot! Oh, God! (you whimper, moan & cry out loud)
 
 
You’re gonna ruin me, you know that? No man has ever ****** me like this. God, I love it! Let me turn my head to kiss you. (you moan, kissing him as he pounds harder into you) Ohhh, Goood, that feels so goooood! Oh I can feel my walls clenching around your ****! Baby, I-I think I’m gonna cum! 
 
 
[you cry out loudly as he pounds you harder & faster] Yes! Harder! Faster! Yes, yes, yes, YES! Make me ******* cum! Make me cum around that dick as you shoot your load inside me! Come on, you sexy man! 
 
 
[improv as you finally climax & reacting to him climaxing as well] 
 
 
[you moan softly, sighing as you finally calm down] Oh, my goodness…. [you giggle] Oh, wow, baby. [Breathing heavily] That was... that was incredible! You okay? Was it that intense? I know that you- Mmph! 
 
 
[you moan in surprise as he kisses you roughly] [you giggle] I guess it was good for you too. It was wonderful for me. I haven’t had a man do me like that in so long. [you pause, thinking] Mmmm...maybe a month at the least. Especially not a man as passionate as you. [you moan as you kiss again] 
 
 
So...what now? I mean, you saved me from my death and I just gave you the best **** of your life. In my book, that makes us buddies. [a slight pause] We partner up, huh? Why, baby, are you deciding to join the bad guys now? (giggles) Boy, this ***** really must have powers to make you change your mind. 
 
 
I’d love for you to be my partner, baby. Hell, I could use some backup, especially a stud like you. And maybe you could teach me how to be a little good too. Deal? Let’s kiss on it. [Soft kissing sounds] Good. But for now, let’s just rest here. I wanna feel you against me and your heart beating under my hand. 
 
 
(softly sighs in contentment) Thank you. Thank you for seein’ the woman under the car. I swear, you stick with me, baby, and we’ll be the best Gotham has ever seen. (laughs) 


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