"A Night With The Cumbusters!" by littlemissjazz _______________ Character Notes: 1. Buster #1 – The leader of the group; cocky, ambitious & always wants to run headfirst into trouble; also the horniest one out of the three; a raging bisexual; in a love relationship with Buster #2. 2. Buster #2 – The nerd of the group; sarcastic, intelligent & comical; tends to ramble a lot; doesn’t always get ass thrown at him because he’s such a nerd; also a raging bisexual; in a love relationship with Buster #1. 3. Buster #3 – The newbie of the group; became a member of the group a month ago & is on his first mission; kinda paranoid, but still curious & sympathetic towards the ghosts; also a raging bisexual, but not in a relationship with anyone at the moment. **You can name your chosen characters whatever you wish. The characters are not binded by names, but just keep their personalities accurate to the notes. Thank you! Have fun! :) ________________________ ***Script Starts Here [Sound of footsteps] Buster #1: Room 23W…Room 23X…Room 23Y… Buster #2: You know, you don’t have to announce the room names every time we across another door, [Buster #1]. We can clearly see that this will be a long walk. Buster #1: (sighs) Oh, [Buster #2], my dear partner. Usually, I laugh at your attempts of logic, but I’m really not up to hearin’ your mouth tonight. Buster #2: You’ll won’t be sayin’ that when you want my dick in your mouth. Buster #1: (chuckles) Correction, babe. That’ll be MY dick in YOUR mouth. You know a good ol’ mission gets you excited. Buster #3: *awkwardly* Uh…sorry to interrupt because I’m sure this is important, but…maybe we should make a plan for when we actually get to this apartment room. Because according to the lady who called us, this is serious. Buster #1: No, you’re absolutely right, [Buster #3]. We do need a plan. And an extra affective one too because it looks like this spirit has only gotten stronger. Buster #3: I’m glad you said it and not me. I only mentioned a plan because it’s my first mission. Buster #2: (chuckles) Feelin’ nervous, [Buster #3]? Buster #3: (laughs nervously) Does it show? I can’t help it! I’m not terrified, but this is my first time fighting ghosts! Wouldn’t you be if you were me? Buster #1: Relax. You’ll do fine! As long as you remember what gadget does what and do everything we say, we’ll get this ghost in no time and get some beers afterwards. Buster #3: Remind me again what we’re working with here? Buster #1: Well, an old woman who lives here called and said there is a disturbance in apartment 24J. She thought we were the Ghostbusters, but I had to correct her. We’re the Cumbusters. We work specifically with sexually-deviant ghosts, evil spirits and supernatural creatures. The Ghostbusters are doin’ a completely different thing with their business. Buster #2: (sighs) I still can’t believe we got away with that name. Buster #1: Anyway, according to the old woman, who preferred to remain anonymous, said there have been some weird noises coming from the air vent leading to 24J. Like eerie moaning and screeching late at night. She knows the young woman in 24J. Says she’s always polite and sweet, so the old woman was worried about her. She had called the cops early this morning, but when they went to check the apartment, all four of the officers there were immediately hypnotized by the young woman, stripped ***** right in front of her, and tried to attack the old woman. Buster #2: I think we’re looking at succubus here. They can possess the bodies of women. Especially those who are considered pure and innocent. Either that or it’s just some horny spirit looking for some fun. According to my notes on possessions, we need to call out the name of the young woman the spirit has possessed and give her the internal strength to fight it. Buster #1: Sounds easy enough. Right, [Buster #3]? Buster #3: I dunno…I guess so. But have you ever thought about what the ghosts that do possess these bodies might be going through? Buster #1: What do you mean? Buster #3: Don’t get me wrong. Yes, there are spirits out there who do evil things just to do ‘em…but what about the ones who do ‘em to be heard? Or because they need to be freed in some way? Maybe this spirit possessed this young woman for some reason. Buster #2: *cooly* Whether they’re evil or not, they’re still disturbing the natural order of the universe by being here. Are you seriously trying to sympathize with a ghost, [Buster #3]? Especially one that possessed an innocent woman? Buster #3: *nervously* No! I-I mean…there has to be a reason, right? Buster #1: Hey, chill out, [Buster #2]! Leave him alone! He’s still a newbie. Besides, he’s got a point. We haven’t come across any sad sap of a spirit yet in the few years you and I have been doing this, but when we do… Buster #2: What’s wrong? Buster #1: *whispering* Shhh. We’re here. Buster #3: *whispering* So what’s the plan? Buster #2: After gathering some of the notes from the old woman, those cops were hypnotized so early because of the sexual toxins this spirit lets out. It is invisible yet affective and has a rose-like scent to it. You breathe that in and you’re a goner. And try not to stare too long at her body either. She has a way of getting into your head when you stare too long. Buster #1: So don’t stare and keep your mouth covered. Got it. Now let’s go. [Sound of door creaking open] Stop right there! Damn…that body really is wicked. Boys, do you see the **** on this woman? Buster #2: Stick to the plan, [Buster #1]! Buster #1: Sorry, sorry. *To the listener* There’s no use trying to run so stay put. It doesn’t matter who we are. What matters is where you’ll be going. Just let go of the girl and we won’t hurt you. Buster #2: Don’t make this any harder on yourself. You’ve terrorized the people living in this apartment long enough. Just let this human woman go and we won’t go so hard on you. Buster #1: (softly gasps) Woah… Buster #2: What’s up? Buster #1: *breathlessly* I dunno, I just…I feel so hot all of the sudden. Anybody else feel really hot? And weird? I can’t think about anything else except those gorgeous eyes and those beautiful…delicious-looking…*******. Buster #2: You dumbass! You’ve already succumbed to the spirit’s powers! Buster #1: *in a soft tone* Sorry, babe, I can’t really understand you over the sound of my fantasies. I can’t think of anything I’d like more right now than my lips on her nipples and my fingers stroking that gorgeous ***** while you’re sucking my ****. Maybe [Buster #3] could even join in. Doesn’t that sound nice? Buster #3: ****, he’s really a goner! What do we do now? Buster #2: We do what we came here to do. [You pull out a blaster…or whatever the Ghostbusters use] *To the listener* Don’t get all scared now that my blaster is pointed at you. You’ve hypnotized my partner AND lover, you’ve possessed an innocent young woman and now you wanna change face? (scoffs at the listener’s crying) Cry all you want. I’m not going to fall for that shit. Buster #3: Ma’am, we don’t wanna hurt you. We just want to protect this city. [A pause] ….You want our help? With what? [A pause] ….To free you? What do you mean? Buster #2: The only one capable of freeing you is you. You’re here because you choose to be. [A pause] You can’t? Well, why can’t you? Buster #3: [A pause as she explains] So you’ve been walking this earth for years searching for true intimacy? Is that why you’re doing what you’re doing? You’re THAT horny? [A pause] So you possessed the body of this woman in hopes of freeing yourself. But only the intimacy of a generous man can set you free. Well…Maybe I can help you with that. Buster #2: What the hell are you doing?! She could be lying to us! Buster #3: If she was, she would’ve killed us if not hypnotized us by now. Maybe this is a better way of stopping this. And plus, you can’t tell me this body isn’t killer. Mmm, and so soft… *To the listener* May I…kiss you? [Soft kissing sounds] Wow…that was so nice. I’ve never done that with a ghost before. Of course, we can do it again! [Soft kissing sounds in between dialogue] Yes, stroke me there. **** yes, I’m hard. It’s not every day you get to save a ***** woman from a horny ghost possession. Buster #1: Mmm, ****….I can’t lie. Seeing this is kind of turnin’ me on. *To Buster #2* What about you, babe? Buster #2: **** that. I’m outta here. You two were weak enough to succumb to her powers, but not me. *To the listener* Get off of me! Don’t touch me! [A pause] Repay us? Repay us for what? Buster #1: [A pause] For not hurting you? Well, I don’t know about you, sexy ghost lady, but I’d like to be repaid in the same way you repaid the newbie here. [Soft kissing sounds in between dialogue] Yes, kiss me. Touch me as I touch you. Take responsibility for what you’ve done to me. Buster #3: I don’t know what’s come over me, but…[Buster #1], your lips look really good right now. I really wanna taste her off of you, but [Buster #2]…. Buster #2: I don’t give a **** what you two do. Just know that I’m not joining in. We’re here for a mission and you two are– Buster #1: *To Buster #2* Aww, don’t be like that, baby. You know we’ve always talked about spicing up our relationship a little bit with another partner. And tonight, we have two very cute ones. *To Buster #3* Don’t worry about him, [Buster #3]. He’s just being a brat. I’d be lying if I said your lips aren’t looking delicious right now. Come here. [Buster #1 & #3 start kissing] Buster #1: *To the listener* (chuckles) Going for my briefs while my lips are busy, huh, baby? No, don’t stop. Take what you want. Buster #3: *To the listener* ****, girl…the way you look bent over like that… Your ass is perfect. You are perfect. You want me inside you? Are you sure? (sharp inhale) ****…I guess you are from the way you reached behind and grabbed my **** like that. Alright then. Let me just unzip this suit… [Sound of zipper] Buster #1: And while he slides inside of you, let me inside of you too. Take me into your mouth, baby. You did this and now you need to take responsibility for it. So open wide. Buster #3: [Moaning as you sink inside] You…you’re so tight! And wet! If I go too fast I’ll burst inside of you before I want to. But, ****, you feel so good! I’ve never felt anything like this before in my life. Buster #1: [Moaning in between dialogue] You’re the one to talk, newbie. I’ve never experienced something like this before. Out of all of the ghosts I’ve captured over the years, never have I ****** them. Mmm, especially not ones so pretty. Yes, that’s it, baby. Take me deep into your throat. Good girl. [Improv portion as Buster #1 & #3 **** the listener] Buster #1: *To Buster #2* Hey, [Buster #2], you sure you don’t want none of this? This girl is serious about earning her freedom. Buster #2: *softly* Well…you both do look good ******* her like that. And she’s taking you both so well while she’s stroking me through my suit…No. (growls) No! I want no part in this. This is unnatural and…and… (softly moans) ****, I can’t think when you’re looking at me like that with [Buster #1] in your mouth. Please…don’t make this any worse than it already is. Buster #1: (tsks) Aww, poor baby. *To the listener* Maybe watching you take me deep into your throat will change his mind, you think, baby? [Moaning improv] ****, girl…you keep sucking like that and I’ll cum. Like right now. ****, I’m gonna cum! I-I can’t stop myself! Buster #3: I…oh, ****! I don’t think I can hold on either! God, baby, you’re so tight! How the **** are you this tight and wet? Please! Please tell me you’re close too! Because I can’t hang on anymore! Buster #1: Oh, yes, cum for us. Cum with us. That’s it, girl. Feel it. Feel it and take every ounce of these loads inside of you like you need to. Kiss me, [Buster #3]. Kiss me while you cum inside of her. Buster #3: (whimpering) Yes, sir. [Soft kissing sounds] [Improv as Buster #1 & #3 finally climax] Buster #3: (heavy panting) Oh, wow…that was amazing. I feel so light-headed. I’ve gotta sit down. Don’t worry about me though, darlin’. *To the listener* Worry about him standing over there. He looks close to cumming in his pants already! (laughs) Buster #2: (growls) **** you, newbie! You two may have fallen for her tricks, but I’m not. *To the listener* Get your hand off of me! No, stop it! I told you, I want nothing to do with this. I don’t– Mmph! [Listener kisses you] Goddammit, I told you I– [Insistent kissing sounds] Stop kissing me! This goes against everything I believe in. Everything I stand for. Buster #1: C’mon, [Buster #2]. Nobody has to know about this. It’s not like we’re hurting anyone. Besides, they don’t call us the Cumbusters for nothing. She’s practically begging you to **** her. So take your **** out, slide inside of her and give her what we both ******* want! Buster 2: (growls) ****….****! Fine. ******* fine. You want me to do this? Then you’ll get exactly what you want. *in a dominant tone* Open your ******* mouth. Make me change my ******* mind. Do a good job at sucking my **** and maybe I’ll think twice about finishing this mission. *To Buster #1* And you…get your ass over here. Buster #1: (chucles) Don’t mind if I do. [Soft kissing sounds] I love kissing you while she sucks your ****. Doesn’t it feel so good? Does her throat feel better than mine? Buster #2: (moans) ****…hearing you talk like that is too much. Buster #1: Don’t mind if I test her out then too. I just can’t resist seeing you on your knees like that, baby. Let’s get you positioned for my **** too, shall we? [You slide inside of her] Oh, ****! Damn, [Buster #3] wasn’t kidding. You are ******* soaked! Yes, take our cocks, darlin’. Take both of ‘em. This is what you wanted, right? Buster #2: Of course, it is. She was begging for anyone man’s dick to be inside of her. *To the listener* How’s it feel to get two? Or three, rather? Is this what you ******* wanted, girl? Huh? Let me slide out of that mouth… [Moaning as you slide out of her mouth] Open your mouth for me. Wider. [Spitting sound] Now spit it back on my ****. Gooood girl. So far, you’re doing well with changing my mind about you. Buster #1: Don’t let us down, baby. And we won’t let you down. You wanna be freed, right? Then ******* work for it. Work for your freedom. Work for that cum. [Improv as Buster #1 & #2 continue to **** the listener] Buster #3: ****…I’m sorry, honey. I know I was resting before, but seeing you on your knees taking two cocks at the same time like that… Give me your hand. Yes, stroke me. Let me give you want you want too. Buster #2: [Moaning between dialogue] Mmm, I bet you were taking cocks like this when you were alive, hm? Were you just as slutty when you were a human, huh, girl? That’s it, nod your head. When you do that, I can just feel the back of your throat. Keep that up and I’ll bust in no time. Buster #1: [Moaning between dialogue] I’m not far behind either, I’m afraid. You’re just so tight and wet, baby. You’re pulling the cum right out of me. Yes, take it. Take what you ******* want. Take what you ******* need. Repay us for helping you. Do it right, girl. [Improv as Buster #1, #2 & #3 continue to **** the listener] Buster #3: [Moaning & whimpering between dialogue] ****! **** yes, stroke me faster! I-I think I’m gonna cum soon too! Take us there, baby, please! Buster #1: *To the listener* And you’d better cum too. Let us give you the orgasm of your ******* life. (begins to pant heavily) ****, [Buster #2]…please kiss me. Kiss while we both cum. Buster #2: With pleasure. I want to see you burst inside of her. [Soft kissing sounds] [Improv as Buster #1, #2 & #3 get closer & then finally climax] Buster #2: [Moaning & shuddering in between dialogue] Oh, ****, I’m shaking! Keep me in your mouth! Keep me there! I can’t stop shaking. Oh, ****… Buster #3: (softly pants) Oh, wow…I’ve never experienced something like that in my life. That was amazing. And draining. Buster #1: (hums in satisfaction) I have to agree with that, but it was working worth it. I haven’t cum that hard in a long time. *To Buster #2* What about you, sweet thing? Was it just as good for you? Buster 2: *slightly winded* My God…good isn’t even enough to describe how that felt. Buster #1: (chuckles) Glad to see you enjoyed yourself. *To the listener* What about you, girly? Was it everything you wanted and more? [Beat of silence] ….Baby? Buster #3: (gasps) It’s the young woman! She’s human again! The ghost is completely gone! Buster #2: Look, she left a message on the wall. “Thank you three lovely men for everything”. I guess we really did free her. And in return she freed the young woman…who is still *****…and currently unconscious…and covered in our cum. Buster #1: (chuckles) Well, ****. I guess our job is done, boys. Now let’s put our clothes back on and get us some beers. Buster #3: Hey, wait! We can’t just leave the girl here like this! What if she’s hurt or needs some kind of medical attention? Look at her! We completely wrecked her! Buster #1: All for the sake of saving the city, my dear friend. I don’t wanna stick around and wait for this girl to rise from the fog so we can explain to her with she’s so sore and completely wrecked. Will I regret it later? Yes. But I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. Buster #2: Well, you’ll have to cross that bridge now because she’s waking up. Let me go get her some water. Buster #3: Um…let me go find the bathroom and gather some towels. [Buster #1], you stay here and tend to her. Don’t leave her here by herself. Buster #1: *in a whiney tone* Me? Why do I have to tell her? Buster #3: You’re the leader, aren’t you? I’m sure she’ll understand if you explain the situation to her. Now do your job while I go and find some towels. Buster #1: Hey, don’t leave me here alone! *To the listener* Um…hey, girl. Uh, well, you are currently in your apartment, of course. With me. I’m [Buster #1], leader of the Cumbusters. You ever hear of us? [A pause] Good, that’ll make this less awkward. Um, listen…I’ve got something I need to tell you. Tell me…do you believe in ghosts, miss? ***Script Ends Here