"A Man In Uniform" by littlemissjazz ____________ *Because who doesn’t like getting their boots knocked from a man in uniform? *Any words that have these {} around them are your inner thoughts. Example: {I hate politics.} *Any words that do not are your speaking words. *Fellas: Have fun with it! Let go! Be sexy! ;) _____________ {Script Begins Here} [the sounds of glasses clinking & people chatting] {God, she’s so ******* beautiful. That little yellow dress she’s wearing does wonders for those curves. I wonder what her hips look like in it. And that ass...****, stop it! You’re making yourself hard! But, goddamn, I can’t help it. I’ve been staring at this woman for nearly fifteen minutes now and I’m still so starstruck at how gorgeous she is. And she doesn’t even know it. She looks so lonely sitting over there, nursing that martini. Maybe I should get up to comfort her, see what’s wrong. After all, that is my duty as an officer.} {Who the **** is this guy? I don’t like the way he looks. He’s got so much ******* cologne on I can smell it from here. Must be tryna cover a dead body up somewhere. He’s leaning in waaay too close to her. Turn away from him, baby. He’s a ******* joke. You deserve better than that. Maybe I should go over there and….no, I can’t do that. I’m just here to have a drink and relax from a night off my shift. Nothing more.} {Okay, great. She’s getting up. Good, baby, get away from him. He...is he grabbing her arm? Oh shit, she threw her drink in his face! Yes, baby! Why isn’t he letting go? ****. It’s hurting her! Okay, **** this. Nobody grabs a woman like that, especially in front of me. I’ll show this fucker.} Hey, man. What’s going on over here? Any trouble? [a slight pause] Nothing at all, huh? See, that’s a lie ‘cause I’m looking at this woman and she does not look happy. You alright over here, sweetie? Is he bothering you or… [a slight pause] Ohhh, so he was lying, eh? He was saying dirty remarks, you told him to leave you alone, and he wouldn’t? Now it makes sense. [a slight pause] *angrily* As a matter of fact, asshole, it is my ******* business. I’m an officer and I believe that you’re posing a threat to this woman and every other woman in this bar. Now I’m gonna have to ask you to- [a slight pause] You want me to make you? I wouldn’t say that, buddy. You need to be careful what you wish for ‘cause I’ll- [a slight pause] Oh, so you wanna swing, huh? You just attempted to assault an officer, motherfucker. [Sound of punch] Goddamn, man, ya know...I was actually hoping for a little excitement tonight. And you’re just the punk ass to give it to me. [The sound of glass breaking & an physical altercation as you hold his head against the bar] Oh, you don’t like me grabbing you, hm? How do you think this woman felt when you grabbed her? Yeah, you like me pushing your face into the bar? You want me to stop? Apologize to this woman then. [a slight pause] No? Hands behind your back! [Sound of bone cracking] (chuckles darkly) It hurts, huh? Then ******* apologize! [a slight pause] Like you ******* mean it. *in a softer tone* You accept his apology, sweetie? [a slight pause] Good. *in a stern tone* Now get the **** up and get the **** outta here. And if I see you touch a woman like that again, I will **** your ass up. That’s a promise. (sighs deeply) *in a softer tone* You alright, ma’am? Sorry you had to see that. I just didn’t like the way that fucker was touching on you. Yeah, you liked the way I showed off my badge like that? Well, I had to make myself known. [a slight pause] How’d I know he was bothering you? Well, uh...I...I was watching you. I mean, I’m always extremely observant when it comes to things seeming wrong in a situation ‘cause that’s my job. But I’ve been watching you since you came in. I honestly don’t blame that asshole for bothering you because...you are a very beautiful woman. I...I think you’re the most beautiful in here actually. Especially in that little yellow dress you’ve got on. (awkwardly clears throat) Um, anyways, I just wanted to handle that situation for you. I’m sure I’ve already taken up most of your night and humiliated myself enough so...you enjoy your night, ma’am. [a slight pause] Huh? Why are you holding onto my arm like that? [a slight pause] You...don’t want me to leave? You want to have a drink with me? Ma’am, you don’t have to do that. I was just doing my job. [a slight pause] You’ve never had someone call you beautiful in a long time, huh? Well, why didn’t you say that earlier? Here, come sit with me at this booth so we can have more privacy. So what brings you to the bar tonight? I can’t imagine a woman as pretty as you is here alone without a man. [a slight pause] You are? You’re telling me no one has scooped your pretty ass up by now and isn’t keeping you locked up in their bedroom on a Friday night? a slight pause] Yeah, it can get pretty tough out there in the dating world. (chuckles) You flatter me too much, honey. Yeah, as a police officer, I get a lot of ass thrown at me, but it’s only temporary most of the time. It’s been a long time since I’ve been in a meaningful, long-term relationship. [aslight pause] *amused* You would date me in a heartbeat, huh? (chuckles) Well, thank you for that compliment. I feel the same way about you. a slight pause] What, come on! You’ve got the whole set-up: the big eyes, the sexy lips, that glossy hair that falls so effortlessly over those shoulders. Mmm, not to mention your curves. Those hips are to kill for. Look, sweetie, I’m gonna be completely honest with you and if you feel uncomfortable, I want you to get up and leave. You understand me? [a slight pause] Good. I’ve been watching you for the longest time now. I come here every Friday night just to see you and make sure nobody bothers you. And every Friday night I see you alone at the bar sipping that same dirty martini and I can’t understand why you’re alone. What are you doing out here by yourself, baby? Where’s your man at? [a slight pause] Not around? *shocked* You’re really telling me there is no one in your life right now to take care of that body when you need it? (chuckles) You don’t need to worry about me, baby. My body has taken hit after hit. Tenderness is the last thing it needs. [a slight pause] You wanna help with that? You sure about this, baby? I mean, you barely know me….Here, I’ll tell you what: why don’t I buy you another martini and we can talk for a little while before I escort you home? [a slight pause] Well, of course. I am on duty tonight after all. I have to make sure you get home safely. There’s a lot of creeps walking around on such a nice night like this, especially around this part of town. You like that idea, baby? (chuckles) Alright, let’s get you another drink then. [Scene Cuts To Her House] (laughs) I kid you not! I am so ******* serious right now, babe. My partner and I were literally arguing in the middle of the street in July on how to handcuff a one-armed man. The dude was high as a kite and flashing his dick at folks, so we had to take care of it. We ended up having to handcuff his ankles and then handcuff his one arm to the door to make sure he didn’t try to escape. (chuckles) It was crazy. I have a lot more crazy police stories if you want me to… Oh. This is your place, huh? You weren’t kidding when you said you lived near the bar. [a slight pause] Don’t worry about it, babe. I may be off duty, but I still have the right to walk a woman home after she was practically assaulted in a public place. It was no problem, really. [a slight awkward pause] (you awkwardly clear your throat) So, um, do you need me to walk you to your door? Are you sure you don’t? ….Okay, well...I guess I’ll be on my way then. You have my number so you can just give me a call and… [a slight pause] Wait, you...you don’t want me to leave? But...why? [a slight pause] (chuckles) You don’t wanna be alone and this is a pretty bad neighborhood. Your neighborhood looks pretty okay to be, love, but I suppose if you live so close to that bar...Alright, you’re on. You owe me a glass of wine though. I haven’t had a good drink in forever. [Sound of door opening & closing] Wow, this is your place, huh? Hmm, it’s just as nice on the inside as it is on the outside. You’ve got a really good job going for yourself, babe. [Sound of liquid pouring into a glass] Thank you. Can I sit down here? (chuckles) I know, I’m sorry! I just...it’s been a long time since I’ve relaxed like this. Come to think of it, it’s been a while since I’ve relaxed on a woman’s couch. My career doesn’t really call for a dating life or a *** life if you can guess. [a slight pause] Really? You too? I mean, I would figure that a job as flexible as yours and being a woman as gorgeous as you… (chuckles) Aw, c’mon, you’re bluffing! You can’t not have had your boots knocked at least a couple times this month. ….Oh, shit, you’re serious. [a slight pause] Well, yeah, I’m shocked! I know you said you don’t have a man, but not have at least had a one night stand? It’s beyond insane. Especially with a woman as sexy as you are. (chuckles) I am being beyond serious right now, baby. I think that you are so unbelievably sexy. [a slight pause] (chuckles sexily) You need a little more convincing, hm? I think I can do that. Put down your wine. [Soft kissing sounds] Hmm. That was nice for you too, huh? I haven’t had a kiss like that in so long. (softly chuckles) Of course, we can do it again, baby. Lemme just *** your face in my hands and [soft pecking sound] softly kiss you. [Soft kissing sounds w/ soft moaning] Your lips [kiss] taste so good. [kiss] So sweet. [kiss] I love your hands running in my hair like that. [kiss] I’m gonna just...mmm, run my hands down your sides. God, I should arrest you for being this fine ‘cause it’s a crime. (chuckles) I know that was dumb, but you smiled though. I’ve got more *** puns where that came from, baby. *in a whispery tone* Tell me what you want. What’s your fantasy? [a slight pause] (laughs) You like handcuffs? Mmm, and you’ve always had a thing for men in uniform, huh? Was this your entire plan, babygirl? To bring me home with you after I rescued you from that asshole? Was that a hole in one for you? (laughs) Well, at least you’re honest. I don’t think I’ve ever had someone use me for a fantasy before. [a slight pause] What? No, no! Baby, I was kidding! I don’t think you’re using me. I...I was just joking. I think it’s kind of hot actually. (chuckles) Honey, if you were using me, you wouldn’t have sat with me for nearly two hours at that bar just talking to me. If I thought you were using me, I’d leave by now. I’ve been used way too many times for my liking and I can tell you’ve been too. *in a whispery tone* Can I tell you my fantasy though? I have always dreamed of sexing up a woman with curves like yours. Curves beautiful enough to worship with lips soft enough to kiss, ******* juicy enough to taste and an ass fat enough to grab. So how about, just for tonight, we give each other our fantasies? Would you like that, baby? [a soft kiss followed by a moan] I guess you are. Here, stand up. Let me take off your dress for you. [Zipper sounds] Wow...you really are gorgeous. (deeply inhales) And your hair smells so good. (chuckles) I like that sound you make when my lips brush against your ear. I wonder what sounds you can make. How about if I kiss [soft kiss & a moan] your neck. Oh, you like that, huh? What if I do this? [soft kissing & biting sounds] ****, those sounds you make. Just from me sucking on your neck. Let’s see what happens if I...maybe...*** your *******? Your nipples are hard already. Am I making you feel good? Yeah? And if I give them a kiss? [Some kissing, sucking and biting sounds] Mmm, that’s right, baby. Moan for me. Show me how good I make you feel. God, this is so hot! [Some kissing, sucking & biting sounds improve here] Hmm...I wonder how wet you are. Mind if I take a look? [a slight pause & you chuckle] Not until my top is off too, huh? Well, if it’s what the lady wants… [Sound of rustling of clothing] Yeah, you like how I look? (chuckles) I like how you look too. It’s okay, baby, go ahead. Touch me. I’m all yours. I won’t take you down unless you’ve got something sharp enough to stick someone with. Lucky for you, I do. (laughs) Alright, fine, that was pretty bad. [a slight pause] Where’s the weapon, you ask? (snorts) Look at you going along with my corny jokes. Well, if you keep moving your hand down like that you’ll find it. (moans softly) A little lower, baby. (hisses through teeth) Fuuuck, you’re going so slow on purpose. That’s playing dirty ***. (moans loudly) ****! Yes, grab me like that. I feel so good in your hand. Ah! Wait! Careful, honey. No, it felt good, but if you do that too much, I’ll explode. [soft kissing sounds] (growls) Alright, enough of this. Get on the couch and spread those beautiful thighs for me. That’s an order. [Deep breath] Fuuuuck, baaaby. You’re so wet that you’re soaking right through your panties. Is that all for me? Here, let me help you take them down. Jesus! I can see you glistening from here, you’re so soaked. I need to have a little taste. I’m just going to run my tongue between your lips. [Wet licking sounds] Oh...wow. You..you taste so good. It’s like I can’t get enough of you. [Kissing and sucking sounds in between speaking] Mmm, ****, yes. That’s right, baby. Grind your hips into me. I’m going to slide a finger inside you, just to see how tight you are. ****, You're so tight. It’s like I can’t even move my finger. No, no, stop trying to rub yourself on me, kitten. You do that and I’ll go slower. You’re still doing it. You know what…. [The sound of handcuffs jingling] You told me you had a thing for handcuffs, right? Stand up for me and turn around. (chuckles) Damn right, I’m serious. Now do as I say. [The sound of handcuffs clicking & locking together] There we are. The cuffs are tight ‘cause they haven’t been broke in yet, but once you stretch them out, you’ll fit like a glove. Kinda like you and me in a moment. Okay, now sit back down. You comfortable, baby? God, you look so sexy right now ***** for me with your legs spread and your hands behind your back. Just knowing that you want this just as much as I do… I can’t take this anymore. I have to make you cum at least once tonight with my fingers. [Wet sounds as you finger her] Fuuck, yes, honey! I can feel you tightening on my fingers already. Are you close? I want you to cum on my fingers while I suck on you swollen clit, okay? Can you do that for me? Just feel my fingers stretching you out while I [wet tongue flicking sounds] lick your clit for you. *encouraging* There you go. Yes, cum for me baby, Come on, just let go for me. Yes, yes, yes, just like that. Mmmm, fuuuck, yes! That’s my good girl. (laughs) God, you came so much! How long were you holding that back, baby? You what? [a slight pause] You want me inside you, huh? Well, since you asked me so nicely, lemme just… [buckle sounds] unbuckle my pants for you. You want me to keep the hat on, huh? God, you’re so freaky! Wouldn’t have expected that from a woman like you. God, I can’t wait anymore. I need to be inside of you. Are you ready baby? Here I go… (Moaning) Oh, fuuuck. More….mm, take all of me. Oh yeah, just like that. Baby, you feel so damn wet. And warm. It feels so good. Yeah, just going slowly. In...and..out. (Whimpers) **** yeah, I whimpered! ****, I need to feel you against me, baby! Let me just…(grunts) pick you up just like that. It’s okay, babydoll, I’ve got you. I won’t let you fall. Now I can… (moans) slide my **** back inside you and pound into just like that. [wet sounds & moaning] Yeah? (laughs) You like it? You like how strong I am? Yeah, you ******* like me beating up that luscious ***** while I’m standing in the middle of your living room carrying you in my arms? ****, this has to be the hottest shit ever. (heavy breathing) You want me to let you down? Okay, but why? ...Why are you turning around? Oh, wow...you really know how to tease me don’t you. Seeing you, bent over on your knees like that with your hands cuffed… ****. You’re too sexy for me. I have to **** you until I cum, baby. Can I do that? Can I slam my **** into you until I make us both cum? (moans loudly) Fuuuuck, yes! Every time I slide in, it feels so good! You what? You want me to **** you properly. Are you sure? Oh **** baby yes. [Louder moaning and some grunting] Like that? You want me to **** you hard and fast like this? Yeah, you love it, don't you? You naughty ******* girl. Lean back against me. I want to squeeze your **** while I **** you. Yeah, just like that. What’s that? You want it against the wall? Yeah? Your wish is my command, baby. Let me pick you back up and… [Moaning and grunting with heavy breathing] **** YES. There we go baby. I want you to cum while I’m ******* you like this. [rough kissing sounds] Oh, ****! Oh, wow, I can feel you tightening around me already. You are so close. That’s right. Let it build up. Then just let go. Yes..Yes.. YES. Cum for me! ****! Cum for me baby… [Heavy breathing and grunting] Yes, yes, yes, FUUUUCK YEEEES. ****, I’m getting close. Where do you want it? [a slight pause] Aw, **** yes. I wanna fill you up with my cum. And you better take it all. That’s an order. [Moaning and grunting w/ heavy breathing] I’m… I’m cumming. This weapon is about to unload. (laughs) Oh ****! Baby, I’m cumming! YEAH, YEAH, YES. OH GOD. OH **** BABY. I’M GONNA… [improv as you finally climax] (breathing heavily as climax fades) I….wow. Holy shit, baby! I...I can’t even ******* talk. Here, let me… You don’t want me to let you down? Okay, I’ll carry you back to the couch then. There we go, baby. And you can curl up in my lap just like that. That was...absolutely amazing. Thank you for that. [a slight pause] You’re very welcome, baby. Consider my fantasy fulfilled as well. I’m so glad I came to the bar tonight. [Soft kissing sounds] So….mind if your officer stays the night? (chuckles)