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[Sound of Christmas music playing in the background] 


[Sound of a coffee maker dinging & liquid pouring] 


[You pleasantly hum to the Christmas tune as you take a seat at a tiny, Christmas-tree shaped table] 


[Sound of a door opening] 


(gasps in surprise) Great jingle-berries! You scared the snowballs out of me! Hey, don’t laugh. You know how Santa feels about swearing within the workshop vicinity. Not to mention it’s one of the rules of an elf: never, ever, swear. 


[A slight pause] Okay, yes, some elves still do it, but not me. I’m not trying to get a strike. One strike means you end up on Santa’s naughty list, two strikes mean to lose toy-making privileges the week of Christmas with no pay, and three strikes means you lose your job as Santa’s elf. 


[A slight pause] Hey, I have every right to be wary. I take pride in being Santa’s elf and toymaker. 


[A slight pause] (scoffs) Excuse you, I do NOT take every opportunity to boast about anything! But being Santa’s top toymaker is an accomplishment I take pride in as well, thank you very much. You could never make me feel bad about that. 


[A slight pause] (giggles) No, I know you’re kidding. 


You going to sit down? No, this table is free to anyone. Go on, sit! You want some coffee? You take yours with just two sugars, right? [A slight pause] *flustered* W-Well, I just know because some elves mentioned it in the locker room. And I have to agree with them: what kind of elf barely eats sugar? 


Do you see my lunch? Coffee loaded with sugar and whipped cream? And a piece of Christmas cake too. You can have some if you want. [A slight pause] Oh, well, excuse me then, mister I’m-being-healthy-around-the-holidays. 


I’m guessing you’re taking your break too? I’ve got about fifteen minutes left before I’m due back out in the workshop. 


[A slight pause] No, I like taking my breaks early. Not too many elves in here to ruin my peace and quiet. Not to talk bad on our coworkers or anything, but they can get pretty rowdy sometimes. [A slight pause] (scoffs) Yeah, I bet you know. You’re always at those parties they throw. Especially around this time of year. 


[A slight pause] Hm? Oh…the Christmas party Kringle is throwing? What about it? A[A slight pause] m I going? Well, I…I wasn’t planning on it. 


[A slight pause] *offended* Hey, that’s not true! I do not ALWAYS skip out on Christmas parties! I went to the one Santa threw 2 years ago…but, of course, that was a work party. 


And I went to the one Scarlet threw last year, but I only didn’t stay because Kringle tried to hit on me. *irritated* Ugh, he always does that! He goes through every elf girl in the workshop like I go through a pan of sugar cookies. He is by far the cockiest, most annoying and most perverted elf in the workplace. If Santa knew about half the things he’s said and done… 


[A slight pause] (scoffs) Oh, please. The reason I didn’t give him a chance at Scarlet’s was because he’s so annoying, perverted and cocky. ESPECIALLY perverted. He’s had sexual relations in every part of this workshop and always talks about the elf girls with his buddies. It’s deplorable. 


And besides, you know parties aren’t really my thing. Well, it’s just…I don’t really belong in that crowd. And that’s fine! The elves there smoke, guzzle down eggnog, and have *** like bunnies in the reindeer shed. That’s not me. 


I’m the kind of elf that spends her nights reading, watching Christmas flicks and baking. [A slight pause] You…what? [A slight pause] That’s what you like about me? 


(laughs) Pfft, you’re ridiculous! Besides, I wouldn’t want to participate in anything that will get me on the naughty list. Hey, could you pass me some napkins please? [A slight pause] Thank you. 


*flustered* Oh…no, no, i-it’s okay! It was my fault. I just happened to reach at the same time as you were passing me the napkins and…our hands just brushed. 


(clears throat) U-Uh…so! Are you going to Kringle’s party with Twilight? You’ve been seeing her for quite a while, right? 


[A slight pause] *shocked* You broke it off? When?! Why?! You guys were perfect together! Everyone in the workshop said so! Even Santa! [A slight pause] She was…freaky? Freaky how? 


[A slight pause] You’re lying to me. You have to be. She tried to tie you up in Christmas lights and have you watch her have *** with another elf? Are you joking? My gosh, I…I’m sorry. Well, if she really did that, then she’s not the one for you. You deserve someone much better. Much more…you. 


[A slight pause] *softly* Well, what I mean is…you’re sweet. And you’re funny. And you’re a hardworker. You like to have fun, but you know that there’s a time for play and a time for work. And I know were just coworkers and all, but if I were Twilight…well, I…I’d feel lucky to be with you. 


*embarrassed* Oh…oh, snowflakes, I’m so flustered. Why in the frostbite did I say that? I am so, so sorry. If you wanna report me to HR, you can. I-I deserve it. I just don’t want to see you so sad and– 


[He kisses you] Whoa…what are you doing? Well, yes, I can clearly see you’re kissing me, but– 


[He kisses you again] Wait! Stop! W-we can’t do this! Not in the breakroom! It’s against the rules. You know how Santa feels about anyone breaking his rules. And plus, you just broke up with your girlfriend. I don’t want to be a rebound to you. Especially if you don’t really like me. 


[A slight pause] You…what? 


[A slight pause] You broke up with Twilight for me? The whole Christmas lights thing was a lie? But why would you lie about that? And why break up with her for me? 


[A slight pause] You’ve liked me for a long, long time? Truly? But…but why me? I’m just the shy little elf. The toymaker who keeps her nose in a book and drinks too much sugar with her coffee and her hot cocoa. [A slight pause] You think I’m cute and smart? And sexy? (chuckles) Now I know you’re lying. 


[A slight pause] Show me? What do you– Mmph! [The kiss deepens] Mmm… Oh…your lips taste so good on mine. They’re as sweet as candy cane. I…wait. No! No, we can’t! We’ll end up on the naughty list if we do this! 


[A slight pause] Yes, and kissing leads to making out which leads to heavy petting which leads to– Mmph! [He kisses you again] Stop kissing me! Come on, I’m serious. I cannot risk my name being tarnished and neither can you. Think of our reputations. 


[A slight pause] Well…y-yes, there aren’t any cameras in here. And yes, this part of the workshop is fairly empty. But still, we can’t… (gasps) Ohhh, my. Your lips feel so good on my neck. It kind of tickles, but in a good way. And your hands…mmm, so warm and inviting as they hold my waist. 


I-I’ve never done anything like this before. I mean, I’ve kissed some elves, but…never like this. I-I really don’t think we should… (gasps) Oh, my goodness, yes, kiss me right there. Right underneath my ear. That’s my sweet spot. 


[A slight pause] Um…sure. You can undo my sweater. I don’t want to take off my clothes though. I hope you understand. [A slight pause] Thank you. 


[Sound of clothes rustling] 


*nervously* W-Well? [A slight pause] You like them? (giggles) I like the way the red lace adorns the tops of my ******* too. 


[A slight pause] Yes…yes, you can touch them. (a shuddery moan) Your hands are so warm…they’re warming me up like a warm fireplace. Yes, rub them. Fondle them through the cups. [Moaning softly] Yes, that’s good. Please kiss me again. 


[Kissing sounds as he fondles your *******] 


[A slight pause] Sure…you can taste them. You’re so tentative as you pull down the cups. Yes, put me in your mouth. (gasps) Oh…that’s different! But it’s a good different. No, I don’t mind you tweaking my right nipple while you suck on left. 


[High-pitched moaning between lines] Yes! Like that! That just send sparks through me! *in a whisper* Oh..oh, that was so loud! We’re gonna get in so much trouble! Why did I let you talk me into this? Although your mouth does feel nice…it’s practically melting me. 


(gasps loudly) Your hand! [A slight pause] No, no, it’s okay. You just…surprised me is all. I’ve never had anyone else touch me there other than myself. 


[A slight pause] Y-Yes, I…I am a virgin. Is it that surprising? 


[A slight pause] (gasps in shock) No…you’re lying. You too?! But…but how? [A slight pause] You never had *** with Scarlett? Wow…I had no idea. But, of course, I wouldn’t! I-I mean we’re just coworkers and we’re not even dating, so– 


[He kisses you] You’re right. I’ll shut up now. (moans softly) Your wet kisses feel so good trailing down my ****…I-I mean *******. Does that count as a swear? [A slight pause] It does?! *grumbles* Oh, you owe me big time for this, mister! 


[A slight pause] Make it up to me? How? 


(gasps) Oh! Oh, gosh! Your fingers rubbing against my panties like that…y-yeah, I am wet for you. What are you doing with my hand? 


Oh…you’re really hard. [A slight pause] All for me? Oh, wow…you feel so good in my hand. Can I stroke you while you stroke me? 


[Moaning between lines] Yes…that’s so good! Oh…oh, my goodness! You do that so well! Stroking my little clit like that through my lace panties like that. You like the way I rock my hips for you? [A slight pause] Did you just call me “baby”? No, please…keep calling me that. I like it. Yes, kiss me please! 


[Kissing as you stroke each other] 


Can I…can I unzip your hands? I need to feel your **** in my hands. (growls cutely) Laugh at me all you want. I don’t even care about swearing anymore when we’re arousing each other in the breakroom. Now hush! 


[Sound of a zipper & clothes rustling] 


(gasps) Wow! You are so big! Elves aren’t usually so much as five inches, but ****…you’re definitely an eight. I’m definitely going to enjoy this North pole in my hand. 


[You begin to stroke him] Yeah? Does my soft little hand feel good stroking you? You’re so hot…and so hard. It’s throbbing in my hand. Am I really making you feel this good? Can I put you in my mouth too? I want to taste you. 


[You put him in your mouth] ****! You’re practically stressing my mouth. I can only get the head in. Is that okay? I’ll try to get all of you in because you taste so damn good too! Like gingerbread, but better. 


[Sloppy, wet sounds as you blow him] 


You like it sloppy, hm? You like feeling my saliva drip all down your shaft? Just try not to be too loud. We are still in the workshop after all. (a shuddering gasp) Oooh, you are mean! Stroking my ***** while I suck on you…****, I’m losing my mind over you! 


[Improv as you continue to blow him] 


Feel free to **** my face if you want to. **** right into my mouth while you rub my clit. What are you doing? I can feel you pulling my panties to the side and… [Maoaning loudly] Oh, **** yes! You just sunk your finger inside me without warning! 


[A slight pause] No, it doesn’t hurt, but…it’s so intense! No, no, keep doing what you’re doing. And I’ll keep doing what I’m doing. Let me gag on this nice elf ****…my very own Christmas present. This definitely beats making toys. (giggles) 


[Gagging, wet sounds & improv] 


[A slight pause] Huh? Why are you pushing me away? Wasn’t I good? [A slight pause] You were close to cumming? 


[A slight pause] (gasps) Really?! Only five minutes left? Oh, no! [A slight pause] I-I want to feel more of you too. I don’t want any of this to end, but… [A slight pause] An idea? Like what? 


(gasps) Oh! Wow…you’re so inhibited putting me up on the table like this. I love your strong grip on my hips and…your **** slapping against my tummy. What are you gonna do now? Slip inside of me? 


[A slight pause] Oh…yes, you’re right. I forget we only just confessed our feelings. It wouldn’t be wise to have *** right off the bat before we truly get to know each other. But…I still need to feel you. Is there any other way for us to do this and still be okay with it? And be quick about it? 


What are you doing? (gasps) Oh…oh, that feels different. Your head pushing up against my clit. Your head is so thick…and it oozes with precum. Can you feel how wet I am for you? How your little elf drips for you? 


[Moaning & whimpering softly between lines] Yes, rock those hips into me. Run your **** along my ***** and up against my clit. Yes, you can slip inside a little. Not too much though. Oh, ****! Y-you’re stretching me! And you’re not even all the way inside! No, don’t stop! It feels intense, but good! 


[The table begins to creak as he rocks into you] 


Yes, **** me! **** me right on this table in Santa’s breakroom! [A slight pause] (growls softly) Oh, you’d love that, wouldn’t you? To see me all embarrassed if the elves or Santa came in and saw us like this? We’d be on the naughty list for sure! 


But you know what? I don’t care. This feels too ******* good to not do it. My mind is going blank. I feel nothing but those sparks of pleasure! 


[Gasping & whimpering between lines] Yes, rock into me faster! **** me harder! Put your hands on my ****! Goodness, you’re melting me like I’m ice. I want you to melt with me. I want you to feel just as good as you’re making me feel. Do you like how I’m pushing back into you? I can see it all over your face. ****, this is too good! 


[Moaning & dirty talk improv as he continues] 


[Sound of bells jingling as he rocks into you] 


[Moaning between lines] That’s it, **** me! Pound my little elf ***** into this table! I can hear it creaking and squeaking against the floor! And your moans sound so good! Keep going! Feel good with me! 


You’re ******* me so hard, and you’re not even all the way inside of me! The bells on my dress are making so much noise! I don’t care if someone finds us. I don’t care if we end up on the naughty list. I just want you! 


[High-pitched moaning & whimpering as the table continues to creak] 


[Gasping & panting between lines] ****, baby…****, I’m gonna cum! I’m really gonna come your chimney. You’re gonna cum? Yes, please! Please cover me in it! Give me my own ******* white Christmas, baby! Pump all of that cum inside of me and fill me with Christmas joy! 


[Improv as you get closer] Yes, yes, yes! That’s it! Cum with me! Cum all over me! 


[Improv as you finally climax] 


[The table creaking & bells jingling ceases] 


[Softly panting] Oh…oh, my ******* goodness. That was amazing. Mmm, you came so much! Inside of me and on me! I wanna taste it. [Sounds of wet licking] Hm…not sweet like I thought. It’s salty, but still good. You taste delicious. Yes, I did enjoy myself. Thank you for, um…doing that. (giggles awkwardly) 


(gasps) Oh, reindeer shit! We’ve gotta get back to work! [A slight pause] No, no, don’t apologize. This was everything that I wanted and more. I don’t care about being on the naughty list anymore…I mean, not if we do this again. (giggles) 


Now, come on. Let’s get back to work before someone sees us in here. 


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